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Hidden Away

 
Hidden Away
Screen shot of some site for mums - this feature talks about "where sons hide their ero mags."
1. Underneath the bed
2. TV stand - hidden among the video packaging
3. The bottom drawer of a cabinet
4. Underneath a desk drawer

When I was a wee young lad, I cut out the page 3 pics from the Sun newspaper and stuck them all in a folder. The folder was actually hidden under the bed ^^;
Cant remember how old I was at the time but I eventually stuck a lock on my bedroom door.

Where do you stash your booty? Now that a lot of you have the internets, I presume you encrypt that folder full O goodies?

Image via Neta.
Posted on 2008/03/14 13:20
Danny Choo in Tokyo
Director/代表取締役
登録日: 2006/12/11 10:54
D_Blade in Montreal, Canada
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:36
"Ahhhh, my treasure has been found!!"
Nah, since I live alone now, this issue is out of the question.
But I did hide my printed/drawn stuff near my bed,back there.
(ID #156060) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:25
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive
大学生/University Student
登録日: 2007/12/04 23:04
Fellow ryugakusei (is that the correct term for international student?) here! ^^

Yeah it sure is the good side of living an independent (although not financially-independent >_<) life. ^^
(ID #156171) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:19
D_Blade in Montreal, Canada
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:36
Yeah... Hope in becoming financially independent soon.
(ID #156208) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:42
Jonny Boy in California
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
登録日: 2007/10/10 12:27
Portable ero? iPod touch.. nuff said. Most peoples move their digital stuffs to HDs anyway, right?
(ID #156485) Posted on 2008/03/15 04:57
Wave Rider in NJ United States
Student/Daemonhunter
登録日: 2007/01/22 05:57
External HD FTW. 

Easy to hide, folders can be hidden away in there, and if need be, relocated very easily and quickly. 


Very nice indeed lol. 
(ID #156068) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:33
Dunatis in Springfield, Oregon
Student
登録日: 2007/09/21 10:59
Great minds think alike
(ID #156076) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:00
Darkunor in York, UK
Computer Science 大学生
登録日: 2007/09/20 00:32
Thirded, and it helps when your parents can't really use a PC :p
(ID #156267) Posted on 2008/03/14 20:20
Setsuna-san in Selangor, Malaysia
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
登録日: 2007/07/06 09:55
make that 4. really helps when NSFW stuff becomes portable.
(ID #156269) Posted on 2008/03/14 20:30
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku...
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
登録日: 2008/02/02 00:14
no.5 here...
store all my stuff in all 3 drives( total of 1.4 tera worth of space)
goes mobile with pda so its NSFW on the road... 
(ID #156436) Posted on 2008/03/15 02:11
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
登録日: 2007/01/03 16:24
ditto. ^^  as for physical stuff...i put them inside a hidden compartment in my locked drawer and I always keep the keys with me at all times. :D
(ID #157482) Posted on 2008/03/17 13:42
Jotham in Los Angeles, CA
Student
登録日: 2008/03/08 16:07
my stash is hidden on the most top shelf of my closet where my mom and dad cant reach it without a stool mwahahahahahaha....ha..
(ID #156069) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:34
don in Minnesota USA
Engineering Student
登録日: 2007/10/22 23:58
Reminds me of a sherlock holmes mystery where someone hid something in plain sight so no one could find it.
(ID #156070) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:37
Hirito in Singapore
National Service
登録日: 2007/09/01 18:12
Stash? What stash? Besides my doujinshi and Dengeki Hime being arranged on the shelves, I don't have anything else which would be "questionable". My parents don't even take a look at it so it's safe ^^.
Most of the booty would definitely be on my HDDs, and it's a good thing that they don't really know how to operate a computer properly besides using MS word and IE (anyway my com is password locked when I'm not around so no worries). The stash is also placed in hidden folders, but it does get weird when people check how much space is left in the drive (eg: 1GB out of 100GB) and to find the drive "empty". hehe ^^. Oh no did I just give myself away?
(ID #156072) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:43
soonkiong in Malaysia
Student
登録日: 2007/08/22 12:38
I'm the same as you, except my booty in my HDD is completely open to anyone. But since my parents don't use my computer at all, it is safe for me. there's an old chinese saying: the most dangerous place is the safest place.
(ID #156077) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:01
chibihien in Singapore
National Servicemen
登録日: 2008/01/19 21:22
wah... how you get Dengeki Hime into Singapore
(ID #156197) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:22
squee in Singapore
Techie
登録日: 2007/09/27 04:59
You can try online stores ^^
(ID #156325) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:28
squee in Singapore
Techie
登録日: 2007/09/27 04:59
My Dengeki Hime is just stacked with other magazines in the open too.
nobody bothers to look anyways
(ID #156343) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:56
windbell in Singapore/シンガポール, Tokyo/東京
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
登録日: 2006/12/25 12:08
In a drawer underneath the windows but my mom knows where it is as she suggested I kept my stuff there ^^;

I remember printing out an illustration of two girls in their birthday suits carrying school bags and taking a peek or two before school. Awesome stuff

I just deleted my dolphin waxing folder yesterday...
(ID #156073) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:50
searching for work T-T
登録日: 2007/10/11 21:42
So now you will get a sad non shining dolphin? :< :P
Niemi in Canada
Office Monkey
登録日: 2007/06/22 14:25
Oh, you know, a file in a file in a file in a file. Hopefully no one wants to look at my canoscan LiDE 25 scans from january 2nd, 2007. :D
(ID #156075) Posted on 2008/03/14 13:59
gregory_gdp in Boise, ID
Photographer
登録日: 2007/07/16 21:44
My mom didn't even care that I had Playboys so I never had to hide them or anything else.  I don't hide anything now either.  
(ID #156078) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:03
qingy in 25th Macross Frontier Fleet
Valkyrie Pilot
登録日: 2007/10/06 04:57
my pirate booty is hidden away on 2 of my 500G external drives daisy linked together. the folders have weird names and are encrypted just to be safe. i also keep some moe pictures on my usb keychain. almost got caught once when a friend had to borrow my usb key to save something on a school computer...lol. as for actual hard copies, i keep them mixed with my stash of magazines and manga/anime related stuff, there's so much stuff that you'd just find regular mags even if you bothered to look in there.
(ID #156080) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:06
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
登録日: 2006/12/25 19:05
my ero treasure are encrypted, hidden at a hidden folder located at the last place you'll look for files for and for extra measure it is stored on a external HDD XDDD

those kids are n00bs when hiding ero stuff XDDDD
(ID #156083) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:13
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
登録日: 2006/12/25 19:05
i've got another way for those hard copy ero stuff...

place all your ero stuff inside a box. put a label on it saying "NO PR0N HERE" and leave it in the open

no one would dare to look into it XDDDD
(ID #156124) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:13
D_Blade in Montreal, Canada
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:36
Actually it would sound so fishy it would be hard for me not to open it...
Just kidding.
"Curiosity killed the cat" they say.
(ID #156209) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:45
Wolfblitz in Pretoria, South Africa
Software / Systems Developer
登録日: 2007/11/02 15:58
I put a fake bottom in one of my desk drawers.
(ID #156084) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:15
wcloudx in Singapore
Artist
登録日: 2008/01/12 02:48
I never bought any Eromagz in my entire life ^^; Reason...Internet XD

Maybe you guys can copy the way Light hide his Death Note in the series :p Put some trap in there, so when someone found it, it'll burn the magazines. No proof!! XD
(ID #156085) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:20
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
登録日: 2007/06/11 14:45
but all your life's worth of collection will be gone. O_O
(ID #156342) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:49
Dead Snake in Redhill, Singapore
Internship student
登録日: 2007/05/12 02:59
I put all my goodies in a system folder which is hidden in a very deep root folder...harharhar....
 you have to enable the "view hidden system files and folders" to view it....^^
if not you can just type the name of the folder in the address bar, that is if you can remember the long name... ^^;

I myself can't remember the name of the folder but my fingers remembers the typing sequence... ^^;
(ID #156090) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:37
Akiba-Kid in California, USA
Online Shop
登録日: 2008/01/17 11:23
I just lie them around my room, I don't hide them anymore...
(ID #156096) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:42
Shin in Port Swettenham
Aspiring Trap
登録日: 2007/10/20 22:52
I store it the same place my dad hides his porn. Since he longer has a need for them, he doesn't check there either www
(ID #156105) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:53
lostandfound in your brain... WAHAHAHA!
Human being. Really, I'm not joking!
登録日: 2007/10/22 01:58
I used to hide my stuff in a drawer and then locked it... Now, the drawer is still locked... I lost the key...
(ID #156106) Posted on 2008/03/14 14:54
anonymouszro in a place beside a mouse
mouse clicker
登録日: 2007/08/23 06:55
i guess that explains your sn.  ^^;
(ID #156137) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:49
JijaymonZ in Singapore
登録日: 2008/02/16 22:39
explain how he's so healthy now
(ID #156178) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:41
Amiantos in Illinois USA
Student/Part-Time Worker
登録日: 2007/11/30 13:33
The Doujin's I have I actually keep in a fairly open spot but since it's in that place no one bothers to look.  That spot is my empty Full Armor ZZ Gundam model box on my shelf.
For the computer I store them on my 8gig flash drives I have.
(ID #156108) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:00
wickedclown in California, USA
Otaku, Computer tech, Student
登録日: 2007/12/07 21:21
Meh, I've always kept my stuff hidden in a folder in a folder in a folder etc. etc.  My mom has always been pretty open about sex related things so since around 15 or 16 I don't think she would have minded (I don't think she knew about any of it till I became 18)  Now I'm 18 and leave it in the same folder :p.  As for non e-ero, I keep it in a drawer right next to my desk :o.
(ID #156110) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:01
Tiny Red Man in シンガポ-ル, ミニ東京、
登録日: 2007/04/11 16:39
that "mum site" is dangerous...someone should block it!!

(ID #156120) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:10
anonymouszro in a place beside a mouse
mouse clicker
登録日: 2007/08/23 06:55
i used to place mags in the space behind the drawers.
 
now i just keep everything digital.  and even have a separate hdd just for those stuff.  which i never lend anyone.  :)
(ID #156139) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:52
anonymouszro in a place beside a mouse
mouse clicker
登録日: 2007/08/23 06:55
oh yeah, i used to zip those stuff with a password of course.
(ID #156187) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:53
Dead Snake in Redhill, Singapore
Internship student
登録日: 2007/05/12 02:59
maybe I'm too paranoid but I zipped and passworded it and change the extension from zip/rar into *.txt,*.sys,*.iso or anything else... ^^;;; 
(ID #156396) Posted on 2008/03/15 00:41
CrazyAnimeTuga in Portugal
Student
登録日: 2007/01/03 02:00
My booty is stashed on my hard drive XD
(ID #156140) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:54
ornehx in Penang, Malaysia
dannychoo.com no aidokusha
登録日: 2007/12/25 22:50
i stash all my loot in the computer..and since my mom doesnt know how to use a computer..i am safe
for physical stash i used to hide them amongst school and college textbooks...
(ID #156141) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:57
necrophadian in Unknown Kaddath
priest, theologian and artist
登録日: 2007/04/22 12:01
i keep my 2 main PCs "clean"...my 2 ipods on the other hand are anything but.
(ID #156143) Posted on 2008/03/14 15:58
Last{[0]}Raven in ☆DANNYCHOO Site ☆ XboxLive silver membership
Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
登録日: 2008/01/02 12:43
i got none lol XD watched it all from 4th grade till it bored me which was when i was in 7th. might plan on watching if i can or if i am tooo bored to play my xbox360 
(ID #156145) Posted on 2008/03/14 16:00
bolt in Tampa Fl.
security/student
登録日: 2007/04/17 14:41
hmm.. wife is fine with waxin the dolphin..and hide my stuff in plain sight.. on the computer and around the house.. nice wife like that :D

as a kid.. usually snuck to see my dads stash..he he
and are all parents computer novices where one can hide everything in plain sight??

what about you Danny.. where do you hide your swag?????
(ID #156150) Posted on 2008/03/14 16:20
Yashirou in Vana'diel
Fulltime Otaku // Student
登録日: 2007/01/08 00:05
My stuff is hidden in the box of my Motherboard from my pc. So my parent's will (hopefully) never discover it.
(ID #156167) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:14
Dcg in California
College Student
登録日: 2007/12/17 08:38
When I was at home, I buried my goodies under dozens of folders under obscure and misleading names... in university, I've been leaving my porn on the desktop.. 
(ID #156181) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:43
Choo in Singapore
Student
登録日: 2007/10/31 21:16
LOL! 

XD too bad all my stuffs are in the computer. XD
(ID #156186) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:51
JijaymonZ in Singapore
登録日: 2008/02/16 22:39
I forgot where i put them XD
(ID #156189) Posted on 2008/03/14 17:59
Risedawn in Singapore_-_ Isolated in the Dark Side
Currently Serving National Service in The Singapore Armed Forces
登録日: 2008/01/06 10:37
Lolz....all my stuff are in my External  HDD well hidden away folders after folders to keep my brother or sister from finding it. Luckily my parents does not know how to use operate a PC.
(ID #156196) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:20
Fariz Asuka in Singapore
Student and Otaku
登録日: 2008/03/11 19:59
Well, I safeguard mine by putting the hidden folder with the 'stash' in my antivirus program folder..

Hope the anti-virus won't detect it as a virus and delete them.. :(
(ID #156205) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:37
Phoenix Witch in Malaysia
Witch Hunter
登録日: 2007/09/13 18:04
lol
(ID #156212) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:53
Hakushaku in US(United Shame)
In Insanity mode v2.35
登録日: 2008/03/13 03:21
The under the bed things is so common....I have two computer...one is for gaming and other is for "storage"....
(ID #156214) Posted on 2008/03/14 18:55
Qing Quan in Beijing, China
Professional Student
登録日: 2007/11/18 22:05
Damn! the layout of my room is shockingly the same! (except for the bed) I put my magz on #4, same place! *creeps out*
(ID #156223) Posted on 2008/03/14 19:03
Pyramid_Head in somewhere
student
登録日: 2008/02/07 01:01
no encryption on my external HDD, and i put pron stuff on my desk drawer.

my sister will get mad if they found them, my parent will not, since they said this to me: 
"if u want to collect it, u can collect them, just control your "urge" and never do it unless its legal a.k.a married"

that happen when i'm at 14 y-old
rational parent?
(ID #156271) Posted on 2008/03/14 20:32
Tempest in Germany
Student
登録日: 2007/11/07 06:44
I used to put everything in a drawer my mom wouldn't open. Now I keep everything on a 80Gig external HD ^^
(ID #156284) Posted on 2008/03/14 21:00
Mac in Podunk, USA
IT monkey/consultant
登録日: 2006/12/29 03:02
No stash here.  All of my "attention" is reserved for the woman I marry.  

I know that makes me unusual 'round these parts.  
(ID #156302) Posted on 2008/03/14 21:41
radical anime fan in UNR-002 M House-Comp Powered.
Polytechnic Student, Freshly Entered.
登録日: 2007/01/25 21:08
*Evil laughter* I simply put Safesearch off. It's like getting a lottery prize every time I use Google XD
(ID #156310) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:08
samejima in Philippines
Otaku/Gadgeteer/Deadman
登録日: 2007/01/10 19:15
I download and store the H-CGs in my external HDD. And it's already more or less 11Gb... am confused which to trash or keep.
(ID #156312) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:15
tibul in Sheffield, UK
ICT Technician
登録日: 2008/01/28 07:06
I have a nice collection of 2D on my computer, my wife doesn't mind as long as there not 3D she says. :)
(ID #156327) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:29
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
登録日: 2007/06/11 14:45
mine is buried in the backyard and marked with a massive red cross. ('~')
(ID #156333) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:34
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia
登録日: 2007/04/21 21:07
My Yamashita's Gold lay undisturbed both in my PC and a special compartment. Dad is always busy, mom just doesn't know how to use the computer.
(ID #156335) Posted on 2008/03/14 22:37
JockeII in Sweden
NEET
登録日: 2008/01/19 23:09
Bought my first own computer when I was ~14, before that I sometimes bothered to archive in .rar files on the family computer but not very often.
(ID #156350) Posted on 2008/03/14 23:09
Neocoyo_the_one in Ashford, Kent, UK (I NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!!)
Student
登録日: 2008/01/05 22:56
OMG! has annyone thought about online storage thats where i keep mine then i can access it on anny computer without annyone ever knowing MUHAHAHAHA! >=03
(ID #156361) Posted on 2008/03/14 23:34
litokid in Canada
your annoying commercial break
登録日: 2007/11/25 09:22
But won't that leave you hanging if you lose internet access for awhile? Literally and Figuratively? And there's having to download. Sounds a bit iffy.
I do the whole folder in a folder in a folder thing too. My family knows better than to touch *my* computer.
(ID #156370) Posted on 2008/03/14 23:51
Neocoyo_the_one in Ashford, Kent, UK (I NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!!)
Student
登録日: 2008/01/05 22:56
i guess ur right i mean in the uk getting a "stable" connection is impossible. lol
(ID #156401) Posted on 2008/03/15 01:04
lolipisang in sg
post-hikikomori, now part-time network engineer
登録日: 2007/08/24 00:09
where i stash all my digital booties ya might ask? well its in the printer drivers folder of course. no one is gonna look in there :D
(ID #156391) Posted on 2008/03/15 00:29
Evil King in The Netherlands, a mostly cold and windy place...
student and full-time otaku
登録日: 2007/12/19 00:12
When we first got (dial-up)internet, I made printouts and stuk them behind a poster. Worked well...till some regrettable day; my little bro spotted it so decided to toss it and go all digital. 

No encription for me though, its hidden in folders in folders in folders XD
(ID #156400) Posted on 2008/03/15 01:04
gurugurutrex in Vancouver, B.C., Canada
オタク by moonlight, Graphic Designer by daylight
登録日: 2007/11/08 03:25
Hide the tree in the forest.
When I was a kid, I hide my ero book on my comic bookshelf. =P
(ID #156438) Posted on 2008/03/15 02:17
thammuz in Pittsburgh
Student
登録日: 2008/01/30 03:03
My stuff was actually just thrown in the back of a drawer in my table next to my bed... But now that I upgraded to a computer, I just throw all my stuff in a folder mixed in with other "innocent" folders and password my computer when I am not around.
(ID #156474) Posted on 2008/03/15 03:57
MrShawn in Houston, Texas
Student
登録日: 2008/01/19 15:16
WTF magizines. Please people learn how to use the internet!!!!!!! Just kno not to go to harmful websites. The internet has everything. All my booty is stashed on my laptop. Good thing I live in a house full of computer idiots. :)
(ID #156496) Posted on 2008/03/15 05:44
XSportSeeker in Brazil
Hikikomori
登録日: 2007/08/22 05:18
Danny uses the same technique as prisioners to hide pr0nz...

As for me, when I had pr0nz, I just shoved it in the middle of some other magazine and mixed it with a pile of magazines.

Nowadays, the interwabs is a good enough supplier.
(ID #156530) Posted on 2008/03/15 08:10
melmika in North Carolina, USA
Vender Salesman
登録日: 2008/01/09 07:35
I had it a lot easier. My brother is 12 years older than me and had already moved out and got a place of his own near us. So I would go over and look at his collection of magazines. I think he had every magazine of Playboy and Penthouse from the 70's.
(ID #156537) Posted on 2008/03/15 08:44
Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney
Student
登録日: 2008/02/17 19:19
I hide most of my dengeki mags practiacally in plain sight. On the top of my dresser...which is often piled with clothes.

All PC files are rar passworded and usually opened and archived on my linux machine. Parents haven't a clue how the hell to deal with linux and i run dvorak keyboards on all my machines. (Leaving QWERTY as the physical layout)

very safe ^^
(ID #156544) Posted on 2008/03/15 08:59
CyruzDraxs in Kelowna, BC, Canada
Web Design & Development
登録日: 2007/09/11 09:31
TrueCrypted drive image in Windows/System32 named thesearentthedroidsyourelookingfor.
(ID #156672) Posted on 2008/03/15 14:31
Chong Mizunaga in Malaysia
Student
登録日: 2007/12/15 09:45
1. Put them in a folder called "Ecchi,"
2. Set it to hidden folder, 
3. Infected the com with a virus,
4. Now hidden folders can't be displayed, 
5. Open hidden folder manually.
6. Win.
(ID #156732) Posted on 2008/03/15 18:09
generic office worker/personal assistant
登録日: 2007/12/20 05:10
Err.... what stash?
(ID #156848) Posted on 2008/03/16 00:13
Sabar in Singapore
Working while waiting for National Services
登録日: 2007/08/22 12:42
I am storing them in an external drive.  
(ID #156852) Posted on 2008/03/16 00:20
notfair in Malaysia
Student, ACG Fans
登録日: 2007/08/14 16:22
erm, to tell the truth, last time i was young, never hide(no source at all), but now is on my pc :p.
(ID #159540) Posted on 2008/03/21 20:17
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