Screencap of an injured man. He said "I thought it was my wife so called out to her - it turned out to be a bear." Then bear then attacked him and caused injuries to his face. The news is pretty old though. The takeaway from this news item is, don't call your wife a bear (or she will attack you) and don't mistake a bear for your wife (or it will attack you). One more - don't marry anybody that looks like a bear. Via Neta.
lol.. This one sure cheers me up. thanks Danny
haha ditto, I was lulzing so hard after I read what happened to the poor bastard. I don't know what's funnier: The fact that he got clobbered or the fact that he called out to the bear thinking that was his wife... LOL!
His wife sounds..... hairy.
bear is cute when its small, bear attacks you when its big, wife is also cute when u just marry, wife will beat you when she is old.
LOL @ Dragun - well said she's prolly a distant relative of pedobear
LOL @ ornehx
@ daijin, Bear goes after old guy, pedobear goes after old guys kids..... vicious cycle....
Wow, it's a good thing Japanese brown bears are smaller than Grizzlies or he would have been in a bigger world of hurt.
does that implies that his wife always call him with the voice lika a bear roars? If it is~ he is the world saddest person~ A "bear" at home + a bear outside to attack him~
So these Kitsunes and Wolf People really do exist if a wife turned into a bear? Lol "Hey Dear can you get me some sushi?" *Sees a wild deer jump through the door, on the guy's stomach and out the window*
Ouch... I feel sorry for the guy. Oh, not from the injury... must be hard to have a hairy wife. :P
lol thats exactly what I was thinking.
sometimes my wife would tell me that I look like a bear. ^^;
You must be quite hairy. ^^
sucks for him yeah but LOL @ the comment about wife and bears
his wife must have been wearing brown that day... or he needs a pair of glasses...
Or maybe was it really foggy/rainy that day.
or maybe he was tipsy. ('~')
My guess is the guy got wasted...
pity the old man..i think he'd sincerely made that mistake..very important notes to those who are is still single & those who r married too...
the wife should think really seriously about shaving i mean even the husband thought it was a bear!! hahaha the guy was probably touching the bear in private places and the bear just um......was trying to defend him/herself
Hahaha he looks pretty old though, perhaps he has gone senile? If that's not true then yes, he's a poor guy. >_
Maybe the wife was a cosplayer and was wearing a bear costume... When the husband thought a bear attacked him, it was actually his wife...
bear cosplayer! that was a priceless comment.
Ah well, poor guy. In hard times like these you just have to grin and bear it.
Prob the bear didn't hurt the man, i think the wife attacked him when she found him callin a bear by her name
LMAO, this is hilarious :))
For some people I guess it's an easy mistake to make...
How bad looking is his wife that the bear got insulted? And good thing this was in Japan. It could have been a grizzly or polar bear.
LOL That's called blindness XD
it was probably like this: GUAARRRRWWW!!! GRAW!!! dude: ok b!tc& Im coming! GUAWWWW!! you know, you look like you havent shave that moustache for mounths, what the hell is wrong with you woman?! GAAAWWWWW (shut the hell up!!) *the bear tears of the dude's face.
