Wed 2008/11/05 13:52
What Japan Thinks has results from a survey of what the Japanese do when nobody is around - have a lookie at the results for men and women. We dont need to use out spidey senses to know that they be liars - especially with girls like this on the Internets. The number one answer is "fart" for both men and women? OK... What is you be doing when nobody is around. As a teenager I would be taking good care of my health.
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Well, that sounds about right up on the top. I fart when there is no one around.
(ID #359493) Posted on 2008/11/05 13:56
Same here, but i also do it when people are around. It's funny to see their reactions. Its like they've never heard anyone fart before, or farted themselves before hehe
(ID #359531) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:10
frustrated hikikomori + dual core persona guidance counsellor
What was that? I fart even there is somebody around! Lolz
(ID #359834) Posted on 2008/11/05 18:37
hahahaa same... ^^"
(ID #360076) Posted on 2008/11/05 23:14
-pick my nose -masturbate -bust a move in front of the mirror
(ID #359497) Posted on 2008/11/05 13:57
Ooo! multi-tasking.
(ID #360432) Posted on 2008/11/06 06:38
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
I can't hold my farts very well ^^;
(ID #359507) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:00
LOL!!! sometimes, they're just too much to hold in. i'm in the same boat with ya.
(ID #359571) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:34
Please hold that thought!
(ID #360431) Posted on 2008/11/06 06:37
Engineering Student
umm...I watch Anime when I'm alone >_<
(ID #359512) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:01
Otaku/Figure collector
Me too, and i read a lot
(ID #359541) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:14
Engineer-wannabe
can anyone control his fart timing? 0.o
(ID #359514) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:03
yes, but it's unhealty to hold back when the body wants to get rid of some gas. It stalls the flow in the stomack. Having an uneven flow can turn into some more serious conditions in the long run. One of the more recent discoveries is that it *might* help against too high blood pressure. One study gave this result and now they want to verify this result. I hope it's true because then if/when you fart, you can just tell people that you are worried about your blood pressure XD
(ID #359948) Posted on 2008/11/05 20:21
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 太もも Appreciator
Too many things to list XD
(ID #359516) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:04
Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan
Well....I wax my dolphin while looking at hot babes 3d or 2d in my POV....
(ID #359518) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:05
Otaku/Figure collector
XD I like how you say that ^^
(ID #359534) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:12
I've probably done every one of those things. Though I'm not surpised farting is #1 because you always hold it in when people are around.
(ID #359543) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:14
Hotdog Repairman
Play this cheesy song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0CF-mdfrk0
(ID #359547) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:16
amatuer bum
A very manly thing to do.
(ID #359557) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:26
wow, i haven't seen that video since i was 8 years old. ahh.....memories.
(ID #359573) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:35
Warehouse Employee
I'm amazed where you always keep getting those answers... :-) lol Maybe Danny can do a little Trooper dance on this one? When I'm alone, I watch anime, listen to some music or browse the internet. No stress then, just time to relax.
(ID #360035) Posted on 2008/11/05 22:31
Looking for work again
Levis Jackets used to be sooooo cool :)
(ID #360175) Posted on 2008/11/06 01:26
Her Playboy spread was less than stellar, but that song is still awesome.
(ID #360341) Posted on 2008/11/06 04:26
I watch anime or playing games when I'm alone.
(ID #359548) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:18
Pshh! All i do when i'm alone is homework like a good teenage girl! :B ..... >.>
(ID #359554) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:24
And for your information i do almost everything on that list when i'm NOT alone! ^3^ Especially #9 ^o^
(ID #359560) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:29
Hacker / Modder / Computer Assembler / Bored Out of My Mind
When I'm alone I try looking up different anime shows or crash my computer trying to mod it ^^;;
(ID #359564) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:30
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
Saw the topic, and I must say I do almost all of those, and several of them I don't mind doing while I'm not alone. I mean, really: 4= Loosen my tie 17.6 6= Vocalise while yawning 16.9 12 Crack my knuckles 13.0 13 Stretch 11.8 16= Jiggle my legs 9.3 16= Laugh out loud at manga 9.3 22 Nibble on a snack 6.8 23 Sit in a funny pose 6.4 30 Steal a doggie bag from the buffet 1.6
(ID #359599) Posted on 2008/11/05 14:53
"Taking care of your health" eh ^^ Spreading your legs is something bad? lol
(ID #359618) Posted on 2008/11/05 15:03
I think I'm with the health care clade on this one. That, and using the speakers instead of headphones when playing eroge.
(ID #359645) Posted on 2008/11/05 15:18
Web monkey, coffee addicted cerberus, Chef Vader
when I was a teenager, I was usually building Gunpla if i wasn't doing my assignments. in the oft chance, I sometimes watch health videos. Now I catch up on my anime series while I build gunpla or plamo's. there's also the stray health videos.
(ID #359668) Posted on 2008/11/05 15:35
Yes, farting mainly.
(ID #359726) Posted on 2008/11/05 16:27
Kawaii Pink Stuffs FanGirl, Cat Lover, Otaku, MP3 Hunter, Matcha & Afternoon Milk Tea Addict.
haha i would say they mean 'fart' by doing 'something ecchi' perharps... as for me, if nobody around perharps I would play SingStar & sing out loud XD
(ID #359736) Posted on 2008/11/05 16:41
Read tons of manga, play flash games, ....fart...
(ID #359742) Posted on 2008/11/05 16:52
This survey is so inaccurate~ ^o^ If nobody around I would watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ d(^_^)b
(ID #359749) Posted on 2008/11/05 16:57
I like how the score for the guys has two that are high and everything else low. Bet it's because they could only think of something that they didn't want to say.
(ID #359760) Posted on 2008/11/05 17:07
haha...im pretty sure most of the men just stare shock and awe at the computer screen all day. mmmm....2D!
(ID #359766) Posted on 2008/11/05 17:12
.NET/Web Developer
I've always wondered why women don't spread their legs the same way guys do. heheh! I mean it doesn't look bad or anything...for me anyways. heheh! I'm surprised other people do vocalise while yawning. I thought I was the only one doing that. LOL
(ID #359784) Posted on 2008/11/05 17:32
Destroyer of the Waps
Talk to my myself. I used to fantasize [about 2D girls], but I've haven't in a while.
(ID #359812) Posted on 2008/11/05 18:12
frustrated hikikomori + dual core persona guidance counsellor
Sugoi! You can talk to yourself? lolz
(ID #359839) Posted on 2008/11/05 18:42
Destroyer of the Waps
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not... lol. But, yeah, I do. Mostly stuff about politics, economics, and 2D girls. But, mostly politics.
(ID #359848) Posted on 2008/11/05 18:49
You don't?? Cuz I talk to myself a lot... regardless with or without people around me... But normally I called it 'thinking out loud'
(ID #359881) Posted on 2008/11/05 19:18
Destroyer of the Waps
That's the cause with me. We're just auditory learners (we learn better through sound than by visuals, etc.).
(ID #359927) Posted on 2008/11/05 19:59
Destroyer of the Waps
*case
(ID #359930) Posted on 2008/11/05 19:59
Graphic Design student | Receptionist | Otaku
Hmm... this list had me laughing, lolols XD Here's what I tend to do, in no particular order: 1 Fart 7 Talk to myself 8 Fantasise 11 Sing along with my iPod (pc not iPod >_>) 14 Laugh out loud at manga 25 Letch over my favourite photographs
(ID #359825) Posted on 2008/11/05 18:29
Unemployed Dollfie enthusiast
Wow, I was suprised to see that I actually do most of those things. Although a lot of them I do when people are around too, if you have to pass wind then just do it. Holding it in is no fun.
(ID #359890) Posted on 2008/11/05 19:23
Mahastudent
Open www.dannychoo.com LoL
(ID #359910) Posted on 2008/11/05 19:41
Physical Therapist
If theres noone around and nothing to do theres one thing that most guys do! Take Care of your health! Its quite important to stay healthy^^ Otherwise i waste my times on the Internet
(ID #359959) Posted on 2008/11/05 20:46
Student
I end up eating lots of candy, especially now just after Halloween. And... read yaoi manga.
(ID #359963) Posted on 2008/11/05 20:51
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
1. Read doujinshi 2. Sing 3. Dance And many more random things...
(ID #359986) Posted on 2008/11/05 21:27
AdvDip Network Security - CCNA - Ironport - Security+
1. Probably fap 2. Probably fap 3. Probably fap yep, life is sure exciting when you're bored Anyone know how to do the 'silent death' properly? I just can't seem to get it ever right.
(ID #359996) Posted on 2008/11/05 21:32
What is the "silent death"? haha
(ID #360216) Posted on 2008/11/06 02:25
Web Designer, Boxer, StreetFighter, Anime Collector and Gamer
Sleep...ZZZZzzzzz....
(ID #360002) Posted on 2008/11/05 21:36
Programmer Trainee
-Fart -Play adult games -Watch clips of porn -Look for porn -Anything more or less to do with porn
(ID #360015) Posted on 2008/11/05 22:04
Mechanical Engineering student
Oh man. I fart even when people are around. I just fart very silently. I mean, you can control the volume of your farts too right? It's the smell that's the problem though. I compensate for that by standing behind someone XD What I do when I'm alone and noone is around? 1. Fap looking at porn 2. Train my dolphin (different from fap, mind you O_o) 3. Exercise (push-ups, sit-ups, etc) 4. Sing out loud with my iPod. 5. Draw
(ID #360033) Posted on 2008/11/05 22:29
Surf topics/ site with NSFW content. -Not necessarily pr0n, just that I don't like to let my family see me viewing ecchi/nekkid 2d girls? Maybe not just family. Not anyone!
(ID #360041) Posted on 2008/11/05 22:40
I do almost everything when no one is around because it happens nearly always :D
(ID #360086) Posted on 2008/11/05 23:26
I fart so much i think i have a gastric problem. second thing to do alone is to take care of my dolphin..., third... open h stuff hehehehehe
(ID #360134) Posted on 2008/11/06 00:15
I listen music at high volume and play air guitar. Wonder why anybody do that!
(ID #360142) Posted on 2008/11/06 00:25
watch anime, cook food, dust figures, learn japanese, sleep, watch movies, listen to music, clean up the place, read books.... in no particular order. not necessary all of them in a day, since it would be impossible for me.
(ID #360199) Posted on 2008/11/06 01:56
daichouginga in Byston Well, the land between the earth and the sea (Registered on 2008/06/04 10:28)
The Sword of Magus
fart, lolz. And shout Zengar's gar lines aloud. lol
(ID #360237) Posted on 2008/11/06 02:44
Eroge blogger
Still staring at picture... What series are they from :O
(ID #360271) Posted on 2008/11/06 03:10
Student and full-time otaku
Right, I think certain things are missing from that list ^^
(ID #360290) Posted on 2008/11/06 03:26
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
I do gar acts when I'm alone. @_@ It's hard to be gar in public.
(ID #360343) Posted on 2008/11/06 04:28
someone please get the air freshener.
(ID #360437) Posted on 2008/11/06 06:44
Student Engineer
LOL at number 1.
(ID #360505) Posted on 2008/11/06 08:08
Grocery Store Clerk
They sounds like a bunch of hypocrits
(ID #360514) Posted on 2008/11/06 08:22
i think the ppl are given a list of pre-defined answers cuz both male and female answers are identical (the types of answers that is)
(ID #360560) Posted on 2008/11/06 08:47
omg hahahah "jiggle my legs" that's awesome
(ID #360593) Posted on 2008/11/06 09:31
I know every one farts but I just don't want to believe it.
(ID #360774) Posted on 2008/11/06 12:55
I will run to a corner when I want to fart ^^;
(ID #360959) Posted on 2008/11/06 14:52
masturbate me
(ID #361576) Posted on 2008/11/07 03:52
Hmm... interesting statistics! Guess we like to fart a lot! Me? When I'm alone I sing while listening to music, talk to myself, laugh out loud(sometimes scream if I feel like it - just for fun), try to immitate Arnold Schwarzenegger and heartbeats(just like now) while running in slow motion in the corridor and many more! Weekdays at 21:00... only on...
(ID #362704) Posted on 2008/11/08 01:39
Staring int space:-)
(ID #363532) Posted on 2008/11/08 16:10
I tend to zone out whenever im alone and bored. Some of that other stuff too, like watching pr0n and playing eroge. XD
(ID #365260) Posted on 2008/11/10 04:25
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
Dance! Often to Jamiroquai.
(ID #365414) Posted on 2008/11/10 08:35
i fart all the time, i dont really care if anyone else will suffer XD. yet i try not to make them sound like an atomic explosion LOL. frankly, if my friends are around i fart on them XD. the only thing i probably do when i am alone is pick my nose.
(ID #375050) Posted on 2008/11/18 00:32
Professional Panhandler
maybe scratching needy places that needs a good scratch.
(ID #405672) Posted on 2008/12/10 09:45
Given today's economy I give out free gas whenever I can.
(ID #612256) Posted on 2009/05/19 13:24
I sing and do a little dance...it's pretty pathetic if you actually saw it....
(ID #635184) Posted on 2009/06/06 02:13
In Finland there is a bakery called www.eromanga.info.
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