Thu 2007/12/06 07:19
This poor cat was caught in the act. Have you been caught (or nearly caught) ? What was your excuse/countermeasure? Via Neta.
Posted on Thu 2007/12/06 07:19 by
Nearly, can't say it was the best experience.
(ID #12456) Posted on 2007/12/06 22:31
This is hilarious, and yep. I’ve been recently busted
(ID #12520) Posted on 2007/12/07 01:11
Pseudo-Graphic Designer
"I'm holding my pee in with my hand..." XD
(ID #12457) Posted on 2007/12/06 22:32
GROSS!!
(ID #12558) Posted on 2007/12/07 04:15
"There's a really good logical explanation for this, I just haven't thought of it yet..." no I've never been caught, although I have walked into my dorm room while my roommate was dispatching some soldiers >_< it wasn't a pleasant experience/sight and and felt really awkward after that, we didn't speak for like 3 days.
(ID #12463) Posted on 2007/12/06 22:42
That is quite good, maybe I should try that the next time they get close...
(ID #12478) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:06
"my therapist says its part of a healthy sex life" ... or " Im over hydrated, if I dont finish quick, Ill die!!" this might also work with females, but unless you can keep a straight face, I wouldnt recommend it.
(ID #12494) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:52
DRAGUN, regular sex is part of a healthy life. Proven recently to be good for your heart... However, I heard that in Indonesia, it is worth the death sentence (No kidding!). Gotta fa* really discreetly then... *laughs*
(ID #12588) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:33
I don't see having a healthy sex life would be sentenced to death here in Indonesia(I'm in Indo right now) but if youre throwing an orgy, I'll gurantee the police will act after you got beaten/burned off(might be the cause of the death) by your neighbours LOL it's moral stuff you know.....
(ID #12690) Posted on 2007/12/07 11:17
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Ah, what a bad image those radical Indonesian Muslim leaders' been giving. Having sex (even with prostitutes) isn't going to make anyone sentenced to death here, honestly. ^0^
(ID #12712) Posted on 2007/12/07 12:31
For Indonesian people out there: I was talking about fapping. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough.
(ID #12744) Posted on 2007/12/07 17:05
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
That's even less offensive then ^0^
(ID #12748) Posted on 2007/12/07 17:25
Have not been caught yet. Was a close call once when my roommate walked in...he was wondering why I was contorting my body in a weird manner (trying to hide from him). I simply said I was stretching.
(ID #12475) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:03
lol...i was caught once by my dad, he kinda looked, laughed, then closed the door and went and watched tv, later asking me what i wanted to eat for dinner. (for those of you wonder, i was like, F&%# then after he closed the door, i waited a sec, then finished XD)
(ID #12479) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:09
I dont think anyone needed to know that. lol.. seriously.
(ID #12495) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:54
Director/代表取締役
LOL at being able to finish after being caught!
(ID #12505) Posted on 2007/12/07 00:06
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Evo Spec: LMAO. you, my friend have just earned my everlasting respect for being able to get the job done even after you were caught.
(ID #12510) Posted on 2007/12/07 00:47
LMAO Who finishes after being caught? This made my day, literally.
(ID #12553) Posted on 2007/12/07 03:20
Way to finish what you started. I guess you didn't want blue balls all day huh?
(ID #12586) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:30
Evo_Spec, not ending completely disgusted by being interrupted and being able to finish your business... Special "lol" mention to you.
(ID #12589) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:35
clean up after you're done
(ID #12480) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:26
I'm not sure actually, I'm like a stealthy Ninja at times. What? You think I'm using the way of the ninja wrong?
(ID #12482) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:32
Im sure you are using your ninjatic skills for the specific reason they were invented.
(ID #12497) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:56
never forget to lock your door... and if your in the middle of doing it hope your wearing shorts so you can pull it right back up like nothing was happening..
(ID #12485) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:43
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
You should just say, "I was keeping it clean."
(ID #12486) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:43
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
or, "I was cleaning it." or if the conversation ends up like this: person A: "What are you doing?" You: *pauses* "You didn't see anything." *waves hand slightly at person A* person A: "I didn't see anything" You: *waves hand again slightly* "You want to leave and rethink your life" person A: "I need to rethink my life..."
(ID #12490) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:47
Jedi mind tricks only works if the other person is weak minded
(ID #12496) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:55
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
If they catch you and don't know what to say then you follow up properly. Anyone would be weak minded when they catch something strange like that.
(ID #12499) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:56
Soooooooooo... this should work on most of the population?
(ID #12500) Posted on 2007/12/06 23:57
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
Exactly.
(ID #12583) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:27
I suppose it depends on who you are caught by, if it's like a male friend/roommate i think i would just pretty much say nothing, since he is likely to atleast be doing it now and then himself and he probaly wouldnt make a big fuss about it since he is embarrased himself. If it's a girl it's a bit harder i guess you could say somehting cool like "wanna help me finish", "like what you see" or "was just thinking about you" but i doubt that would help you at all. Your best shot is probaly something like just getting it hid away fast and try some standard lame excuse she isn't gonna buy and hope she doesn't spread the word to much.
(ID #12506) Posted on 2007/12/07 00:16
Guess a frying pan on the head and undefinite ignorance of your person is the most probable outcome, but heyyyyy.^^;
(ID #12591) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:37
yes once i was almost caught doing that and i din'd know how i couldn't listen mi dad's steps but i quiclky stand up and i did a quick think looking at the floor and told him i was cleaning my self because the floor was all full of papers....XD
(ID #12528) Posted on 2007/12/07 01:50
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42)
a relative of mine gave me a tip on that once, he got caught once by his parents, he told them that he was just wondering how come he started to grow hair down there. lol.
(ID #12533) Posted on 2007/12/07 02:02
College Student
Haha, it's totally hilarious! "You wa shock!"
(ID #12535) Posted on 2007/12/07 02:12
"I cat explain, I cat explain....erm not."
(ID #12540) Posted on 2007/12/07 02:40
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Never. Been. Caught. Before. Then again, I live alone away from my parents... ^0^
(ID #12547) Posted on 2007/12/07 02:58
I've been caught before..........by my cat.
(ID #12560) Posted on 2007/12/07 04:20
I have to know, what happened next?
(ID #12590) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:35
Proud VGI member and IT student...
Somehow I'm extra sensitive to sound and vibration while on the act LOL... Never been caught. The closest one being pulling my hand out of my pants just the second the doorknob moves an inch, take a look in the face, and say "...what?"
(ID #12561) Posted on 2007/12/07 04:25
Director/代表取締役
LOOL at "sensitive to sound and vibration"
(ID #12567) Posted on 2007/12/07 04:43
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Lol, yeah, everyone is like that when doing the job. Heightened sense of surroundings...
(ID #12571) Posted on 2007/12/07 04:54
Funny how the human body can display such a potential for those seemingly trivial acts (unless your reputation is at stake). ^^;
(ID #12585) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:29
LOL...... like me and my tactical stealth espionage skills
(ID #12695) Posted on 2007/12/07 11:31
Anime and Manga Downloader
to hiroy : what kind sound and vibration?? LOL gladly i never caught by my dad or my mon when i did it (^^)/
(ID #12851) Posted on 2007/12/08 00:26
Proud VGI member and IT student...
even though I fon't hear any sound, I somehow know if my parents were actually moving around near the room... proofen by experience LOL^^... I think its just basically since that got caught in the act is one of the worst possibilities that we want to prevent. Hence the sensitivity... Unless the house is empty or its between midnight to 4 AM, I never played eroge with both earphone... only one on the right...
(ID #12898) Posted on 2007/12/08 02:39
An instinct build based on experience? As they said, Practice makes perfect. =p
(ID #13045) Posted on 2007/12/08 13:19
I swear that happens to me too. sometimes I hear something, get scared, stop close browser and pull up shorts (in a matter of 2 seconds), and it just turns out to be nothing XD...then continue....
(ID #251589) Posted on 2008/07/30 14:27
Unemployed - Studying for Game Design
Never been caught. Although, I did once have a fap-off against a cousin of mine a few years ago. It was the middle of the night and we couldn't sleep, so I was like: "Want to see who can get done quicker?" Yeah... it was awkward, but I won.
(ID #12573) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:01
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Lololol.. What kinda special technique did you use? Or did you use any?
(ID #12577) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:10
Working in a supermarket T0T
that is so awkward, scary and just creepy that im shocked, fap offs are not my thing i guess :P
(ID #12772) Posted on 2007/12/07 19:40
Student artist
Dad walked in my room and saw me. I said it was a little bit inchy cause of the heat. =S He seem to believe me
(ID #12578) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:13
"Oh my gosh! I'm innocent! Humans corrupted me, I swear!!" or "You got the wrong idea! I got to pee... Yeah, that's it!". Almost got caught but no consequences ensued. It's part of life, I suppose. Gotta do it when no one is around and discreetly, right? ^^;
(ID #12580) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:21
Guess sitting down on the bed (with the culprit arm well hidden), having a weird look and say "You woke me up", could work. Don't ask me for the rest.
(ID #12581) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:26
Pulling back on your clothes is the easy part. Try closing all the countless internet pages or pausing the movie + minimizing them. Now that will take another 3 seconds.
(ID #12592) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:43
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Aren't you guys supposed to say " Care to join me?" "The more the merrier..." The awkwardness will be gone and you'll have a playtime partner... Killing two birds with one stone... LOL
(ID #12601) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:54
Unless you get the frying pan treatment (See above)... ^^
(ID #12607) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:59
yeah, the best i can come up with is "its really itchy, so i just had to scratch it up a bit". lol. yeah, usually all senses are heightened so i always hide everything before someone comes in. but closing all the windows/movies requires a bit of skill :D, but now that they are tabs, unless ur computer freezes u can close it all in one click, which is VERY convinient.
(ID #12605) Posted on 2007/12/07 05:59
Wow a horny cat. they must see his owner to do that
(ID #12658) Posted on 2007/12/07 09:41
"The toilets bussy"
(ID #12665) Posted on 2007/12/07 10:04
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
hahahah! i will never be caught! ^^
(ID #12685) Posted on 2007/12/07 11:06
"I have to polish this thing regularly to keep it shiny."
(ID #12689) Posted on 2007/12/07 11:17
Director/代表取締役
LOL at polishing excuse!
(ID #12715) Posted on 2007/12/07 12:37
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
if i get caught, i'll simply use my jedi mind tricks to erase that memory from that person. ('~')
(ID #12691) Posted on 2007/12/07 11:17
"I'm not don't want to lie to you... so I'm not going to say anything."
(ID #12726) Posted on 2007/12/07 14:01
*cat: "MEWWWW!!(TRANSLATION:close da f*&^n' door) hahaha
(ID #12743) Posted on 2007/12/07 17:04
Totally busted...wut i wonder tho is wut the styrofoam and the beanie in the background r 4...O___o
(ID #13102) Posted on 2007/12/08 20:04
" Oh, I was checking for flea's".
(ID #254776) Posted on 2008/08/02 19:57
LOL @ the BigA$$ Foam Stick!! XDDD
(ID #297624) Posted on 2008/09/11 11:01
