
"...." Via Omoshiro.
an unique party ._.???
"Where are you looking at?"
"Holy Shit, how come you have three legs?! OH.......never mind"
No, no it's just under qualifying length.
guy with no shirt: so what do you think of it? bald guy: i have seen better
does this look like a Q to you?
GOTTA LOVEEEEEEEEE FAMILY GUY!
"What's up Boys?"
"I swear it was there a while ago!"
"You're right... it does lean to the left." Zing!
Damn... that's one fine body! ;D
"I think we need a magnifying glass."
LOL, people would have squat down to look already.
Everyone, "Sugoiiii, that's amazing!" Fred, "I think it comes from my fathers side... he's african american you know..."
I just got out of the pool I swear! Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage.
"That's not normal, is it?"
Scrattttttch that one. "See that guys, I'm 9 inches African."
Naked Guy: "This is how we masturbates properly" The Rest: "Owhhh...!!"
"Guys I took the steroids you told me to use and now look at me!"
(buffed guy) : yes.... a miracle aint it... i was told by the last girl to become a porn star...
"They said the last time they saw "it", "it" was around there.."
"So I fold it like this, twist it here, and poke it there... and voila: a cute doggie!"
"...and to untie it just... uh oh.. shit, it's stuck"
"told you I can lift weights using my... toes" ^^
its a bird, its a plane, its superman!
"See, told you steroids shrinks it."
shhhh... be quiet, you're scaring it.
"Vladimir demonstrates the consequences of neglecting safety regulations at the guillotine factory."
God that's hairy! Erm... I meant your chest really. =x
"Russian Idol jury not impressed by Boris's dick performance"
Looooong silence... "We ain't gettin' any younger, if you know what I mean."
"Hay Guise...Cock goes where again?"
ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my little friend.
Dear God, please help me find my shirt before anyone sees me. Amen.
hairy man. " is discharge normal??" guys starring. " ive never seen it green like that!"
I think he's playing a PSP, DS or Gameboy Advance boxing game while getting weigh in...
Naked guy: See that?I got some foot spa minutes ago. Other Guys: Whoa,nice feet!
vlad's penis gives the team a pep talk.
You may want to have a doctor treat that, my cousin died from the same thing.
"With my groin hidden and everyone staring, this opens up all sorts of humurous comment opportunities!"
"$5 to see $10 to touch $15 HJ $20 BJ $25 Zj" "whats a ZJ?" "you obviously dont got $25"
LOL!
LOL! BEER FEST!
guy without shirt: and thats how I let my knife fenish get to far... other guy: OMFG! o.O!!
naked guy: sit!... stand!....rollover!.....juggle balls! :x other guys:(look at their own n dispair)
UH.....DOES THAT LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?
I knew Russians were big, but damn, not that big.
"On Guard!"
rest of the group are signing "do your balls hang low do they wabble to and thro can you tie em in a bow"
"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of..."