And use the words bacon, notepad, armpit, tomato and fly. Via Omoshiro.
wow, this fatty is BULLET-PROOF! Maybe is the next generation cyborg.
Quick, engage operation "Blubber Shield"!!
I've only heard of the bubble shield, lol.
:> Skynet has initiated startup protocol. :> Cyberdyne system mainframe shows terminator class cyborg online. :> T-1001 P.O.U.N.D.S. awaiting instructions... *dun dun, dun dun*
I won't miss even if I shoot him with my eyes closed.. Imagine if he's the one the guy in the back was carryin'..
"Well, if only i'd write on my NOTEPAD that i should stop eating BACON, I wouldn't be as round as a TOMATO, my ARMPITS wouldn't stink, and FLY's wouldn't circle around me" There really wasn't a point to this, was there Danny? LoL.
New Weapon GUNDAM produced by the US. Admit it, its cooler than Japans.
"Offisher Bacon! I shinks I found that notepad you were looking for. It was shutck in my armpit... It took sthree men to exshtract it.. wait.. ish that tomato shauce on it? *lick*.. mmm.. Now if I could just find my fly."
"I will cover you... literally"
i hope he doesn't get shot, then the dude in the background would have to carry him >_
Poor guy in the back... because his companion will most likely BE shot considering his size and all.
LOL
Oi Bacon! move your armpit and use your notepad to squash that fly with the tomato on it's face!
....no comment...
"Medic! My pants splitted!"
Private Bacon!! Your notepad is in your armpit, you have tomato sauce all over your face and your fly is open!!!! You call this discipline?? drop down and give me fifty faps on that dakimakura!!! Now!!!
LOOL!
"Go go go! Fire in the HOLE!"
"Private, my fly open and my arm full. And it stinks like rotten tomato. Zip it up". "Uh, yessir."
Sir, I'm from the future and you can trust your internets to me!
Give the term "heavy gunner" a whole new meaning
Don't worry sir! I'm from the internets!
"Don't Worry Mam, I am Private Bacon and He is Private Tomato from the Burger Brigade and We are from the Internet"
reminds of Gears of War
Are they playing with like cool looking paintballs guns, or pellet guns? They are even carrying a guy. What is this from??
I don't know what this is from, but the guy in the background is carrying what looks to me like an honest-to-God M240B machine gun. Who knows *what* this is.
Scary, I can only pray to god it's not real... I was in fort lost in the woods when I was in the army. Also a navy corpsman for 7 years now and I think I hav eseen it all. The army tends to recruit the dumbest people [im talkin cannon fodder here folks], but the navy definitely hires the fatties. I did more then one annual/5 year physical on the Kitty Hawk of sailors who literally could not fit through a regular sized scuttle. No lie. You could fit a beach ball through those, but a good number of our population would probably end up drowning if they couldn't find a regular hatched door. I don't even want to think about what they had to do when were doing our GQs... hahaha Sad and disgusting.
Private ARMPIT! Put this in your NOTEPAD. During training zip up your FLY as your BACON and TOMATOes are hanging out. Sir. Yes, sir!
i'm big enough as a shield
How on earth did the helmet fit??
WAit a sec! The fat guy looks exactly like Dodoria from DBZ! XD He's as fat and stuff, misses the right color though XD http://dbzs.jp/meteor/img/chara/03/dodoria.jpg
I made something better :D http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dodoriacopiermh0.jpg
Look at the guy at the back, look at his face... His expression is like, "AAGGH..." DX Its either: - Major gas issues - Seen his ass (from a rip) - A thought that killed him Ya know, if he was shot, I'll leg it.
Damn... If i pinch a needle to that guy, I'm wondering if he'll explode like a baloon LOL...
Porkins, Cover our retreat!!!
Airsoft? Our soldiers are a heavy trouble for our enemies xD
Is that the first generation of the PEC-15 and CCO? And the old generation of NVG holder as well...He must shop of Bob's Army Navy store.
