Japanese Trains

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日本語/Japanese
Sat 2008/07/26 12:59
You get on a train in Japan one day and see this. The doors close behind you. What do you do?
Via Neta.
Posted on Sat 2008/07/26 12:59 by
Danny Choo in Tokyo (Registered on Mon 2006/12/11 11:06)
Director/代表取締役
FMPhoenixHawk in Michigan, USA (Registered on 2008/01/20 06:57)
Scientist, unemployed.
Sit quietly in the corner and try not to lose my mind.

First Post, FTW!
(ID #247967) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:04
jonhohx in Adelaide working to go to Tokyo (Registered on 2007/05/14 19:31)
Government agent
take pictures...play with dolphin
(ID #247981) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:14
killswitch in Wiesbaden, Germany (Registered on 2008/03/22 08:03)
Lasersword operator
hahaha^^
(ID #248199) Posted on 2008/07/26 19:26
FatBastard in troverted extrovert (Registered on 2007/11/04 18:16)
Pieman
Dance. 
(ID #247983) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:14
NPC in Rocklin, CA (Registered on 2007/12/06 15:31)
JR. College Student
Ditto, just hope that I'm carrying a boombox with me when this happens.

...aaaah Freak out!  
Get it? yea... bad pun. XD
(ID #248998) Posted on 2008/07/27 19:07
acw2097 in Pitts PA USA (Registered on 2008/06/11 16:25)
おたくと大学生。
no thats not freaky...
(ID #247985) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:15
Kazuya-kun in Canada (Registered on 2008/06/24 11:34)
Rogu!!
Grab Haruhi at the back and head to the nearest Operator's room.
(ID #247986) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:16
Trickster in Derbyshire, UK (Registered on 2007/11/10 19:26)
IT Engineer
Like your style :)
(ID #248168) Posted on 2008/07/26 18:03
Hatix in Antwerp, Belgium (Registered on 2007/04/25 05:14)
IT, Programmer, ...
My thought exactly ;p (as long as it's not a trap though...)
(ID #248340) Posted on 2008/07/26 23:28
desuka in Canada (Registered on 2008/05/29 03:57)
University Student
Totally win imo
(ID #248495) Posted on 2008/07/27 02:27
xsomebodyx in Singapore (Registered on 2008/04/15 18:05)
I spot Haruhi at the far end ^^
(ID #247993) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:20
aviadreams87 in Philippines (Registered on 2008/06/18 23:12)
already left the world
Will look outside the window and enjoy the lovely Japan scenery instead...
(ID #247994) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:20
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42)
sit in a corner and wonder which ones are traps. ^^
(ID #247995) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:20
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42)
hey it's Haruhi there at the very end
(ID #247997) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:21
6pack in India (Registered on 2008/03/20 12:43)
kiss everyone on the cheek?
(ID #248000) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:25
jano in メキシコとアメリカの国境 (Registered on 2008/06/30 14:51)
freelancer, Spanglish speaker
do a barrel roll
(ID #248003) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:27
persocomsan in Pueblo, US (Registered on 2008/06/20 08:37)
take a picture?  
(ID #248004) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:27
AbVag in California, USA (Registered on 2007/09/04 11:37)
Mind Navigator
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
(ID #248007) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:29
zdvil (Registered on 2008/07/04 02:13)
haha nice, now I need to go read up on those quotes/stories again 
(ID #248056) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:46
technonewt in Southern Oregon, United States (Registered on 2007/11/02 11:41)
College Student
Keep my back to the wall and wonder if any will make eye contact. If they do attempt to escape through the window.
(ID #248010) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:34
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57)
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
twilight zone. 
(ID #248015) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:47
Zou in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/08 12:55)
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Sit in the corner seat and be very very quiet. And I will make sure I have a good view of where all their hands are or at least see if they throw or come at me.

This is kinda freaky....
(ID #248016) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:50
Eva in Singapore (Registered on 2008/05/18 20:28)
Admin
I'll hammer the red button labelled "Emergency". When the train stops, I'll take the impact hammer and smash the window so I can jump out and escape.
(ID #248019) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:56
Find a carton and wear it on and transform into a Gundam!
(ID #248020) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:59
Kozta-Boom in Thor Volcano (Registered on 2008/06/25 11:37)
Blogger+Student
slap (real hard) my face 'cause this might be a just dream >,<"
(ID #248021) Posted on 2008/07/26 13:59
Ryonea Raizo in Yogyakarta, Indonesia (Registered on 2008/01/06 07:51)
College Student
yea, I'll just wake up. coz it's a scary dream >.< *for me*
(ID #248315) Posted on 2008/07/26 22:59
euphoria in Edmonton, Canada (Registered on 2008/04/28 16:44)
Student/Part-timer
Turn each and every one of them around so they face outside instead of staring at me....
(ID #248024) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:04
Subaruhess in Portsmouth, UK (Registered on 2006/12/24 22:37)
(Seed-explosion)
(ID #248027) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:06
Darkdam in New York (Registered on 2007/09/01 10:51)
Student & Part time worker in a Day Care
must be dreaming
(ID #248028) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:06
gbrgn in Los Angeles (Registered on 2007/07/11 12:05)
Speedgrapher
those are guys! just freaky. i'd get off and wait for the next train.
(ID #248029) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:09
Zou in New York City (Registered on 2008/07/08 12:55)
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Maybe the next stop lol. Cause the doors closed behind you remember heh.
(ID #248030) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:10
Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04 12:31)
Your local Otaku Cashier.
Take a picture, pull out my DS, and play some games before my destination.
(ID #248031) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:17
necrophadian in Cocytus (Registered on 2007/04/22 12:13)
Stigmata Martyr
Start doing the "Thriller" dance.
(ID #248032) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:21
tenrou in Monterey, CA (Registered on 2008/04/16 16:31)
Military/米国空軍
Realize I'm in the women's only car, apologize, and get out...
(ID #248039) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:27
Trighap in Washington D.C. (Registered on 2007/12/05 05:01)
Student
Feel up each one's boobs to test if it's real or pads, then beat up all the traps I find.
(ID #248041) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:27
dragon god in Taiping, Malaysia (Registered on 2008/07/26 22:15)
Figurine & Gundam Hunter
That's what i'll do also.
(ID #248302) Posted on 2008/07/26 22:44
raptor_cZn in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/12 21:53)
Student
LOL. You must be brave.. what if all the traps ganged up on you? o.O
(ID #248351) Posted on 2008/07/26 23:47
daichouginga in Byston Well, the land between the earth and the sea (Registered on 2008/06/04 09:16)
Professional Bum Mode
exactly. that's freaky.
(ID #248741) Posted on 2008/07/27 12:44
PEace in South Houston, Tx (Registered on 2008/02/24 04:25)
look for the one that actually has breasts. 
(ID #248044) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:29
Steve Keys in Toronto, Canada - トロント, カナダ (Registered on 2007/06/12 06:34)
Web Developer
I think I'd start crying. That's all kinds of creepy.
(ID #248046) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:32
thammuz in Pittsburgh (Registered on 2008/01/30 03:15)
Student
I would definitely freak out. Then, consider the possibility of someone watching eople's reactions when getting in this particular car.
(ID #248049) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:38
albert_2mb in Jakarta, Indonesia (Registered on 2008/07/16 00:45)
University Student
Ask them all to do THE PAFFENDORF dance and record it all on video and upload it to the internet!
(ID #248054) Posted on 2008/07/26 14:39
silent1134 in California (Registered on 2007/08/22 14:33)
Student
Find a seat and put a newspaper in front of me pretending to read and think everything is normal...
(ID #248061) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:03
JChow in Canada (Registered on 2007/09/14 14:06)
Study =.=
pour "condensed milk" on them? o.o......
(ID #248062) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:04
AndyH in Birmingham, UK (Registered on 2006/12/25 10:08)
3D artist
Haha - nice!
(ID #248159) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:48
Marcsy in Manila (Registered on 2007/12/01 20:24)
Architect
You'll need LOTS of "condensed milk"! XD
(ID #249035) Posted on 2008/07/27 21:32
lostandfound in a place where you'll never find... (Registered on 2007/10/22 02:10)
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Do a triple somersault, then a handstand and finish with a split...
OR I'll just take pictures...

I can only name some of the charaters there... I still got a long way to become a true otaku...
(ID #248066) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:10
thegeek in Northern California, United States (Registered on 2007/03/26 06:30)
Geek Liaison
RUN!! RUN like the gates of hell have just opened. 
(ID #248070) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:12
Nano in Singapore (Registered on 2008/01/30 20:56)
Student
Do I spot Tamaki next to Haruhi?
(ID #248072) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:15
Namikaze Minato in Cardboard Box (Registered on 2007/12/19 11:11)
Mercenary
take out a gun, and yell out "this is a hold up"
why?...no reason.
(ID #248077) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:33
JustRobert in coruscant (Registered on 2008/04/20 01:41)
student
turn on metal gear mark 3 shock all of them and... oh i dont know maybe do things boys ussualy do 
(ID #248081) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:37
number1guy in United States (Registered on 2007/11/09 05:34)
University Student
Honestly, I would run away. That is just freaky.
(ID #248085) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:41
SlickDog in San Francisco (Registered on 2007/11/23 14:41)
Move to the next car.
(ID #248087) Posted on 2008/07/26 15:45
Akari in Canada (Registered on 2008/06/16 04:52)
Take pictures!
(ID #248090) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:00
Hikaru Romero in US (Registered on 2007/12/12 04:31)
NEET
Wow, I just spotted Tomoyo XD
(ID #248095) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:09
lin-da-kenobi in Long Beach (Registered on 2007/08/16 02:56)
college student
yeah!... she does look like Tomoyo!!
(ID #248452) Posted on 2008/07/27 01:42
Striket in Singapore (Registered on 2008/05/14 01:34)
Gamer/Lecturer
Take a step at a time and take off their masks one by one!
(ID #248101) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:13
Chaos 3L337 in California (Registered on 2007/09/18 16:57)
CSU student
Find out which ones are traps and then take pictures with the real women.
(ID #248105) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:24
Kabuklu in Istanbul, Turkey (Registered on 2008/06/18 19:49)
Student
Try to figure out where the secret camera of the new-doll-themed-tv-prank-show while trying to hide the confused/amazed look on my face.
(ID #248108) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:32
Denny in Sydney (Registered on 2008/07/21 12:54)
Student
quietly back away out of the train to safety
(ID #248111) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:33
NaKAhi70 in オーストラリア (Registered on 2008/04/06 12:44)
学生
LOL Take pictures of each one 
(ID #248112) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:34
Leshante in California (Registered on 2008/06/29 09:52)
Commercial Banking
How the hell can someone take a picture like that?  
(ID #248114) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:37
mark1stmac in Torrance, CA (Registered on 2008/06/12 11:39)
try to get a picture of each one and sit between one of the girls
(ID #248118) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:47
England Al in England, UK (Registered on 2008/07/14 00:49)
All round good guy and musician
Don't you mean 'sit between two of the girls'? To sit between one of the girls would mean you ... ohhh! Shut up Al.
(ID #248162) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:55
andra in Singapore (Registered on 2007/11/06 14:19)
Secondary Student~
"sorry Mr. Driver, can you please refund my ticket?"
(ID #248121) Posted on 2008/07/26 16:49
Maryweather in Sydney (Registered on 2008/05/22 10:55)
Teacher, Artist, Writer
I'll sit opposite them, pull out a cigar, smoke it with great relish, and then say 

"Any of you girls know how to play a base guitar?" 
(ID #248131) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:03
Uchikoma in Wales (Registered on 2008/06/14 23:13)
Programmer
Pull out my emergency white lab coat and stethoscope and proclaim an "emergency medical checkup" to secretly determine which are dudes, then I can kick those out into the next car and... well... you can think of what happens next with the real girls...
(ID #248133) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:05
GTR in Minnesota, United States (Registered on 2008/02/29 17:04)
JAM my face on the window and yell for help, >_<
(ID #248134) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:06
ornehx in Penang, Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/25 23:02)
dannychoo.com no aidokusha
its party time..invite my friends over
(ID #248135) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:13
icepick314 in Misawa, Japan (Registered on 2008/05/29 22:14)
Government Agent
personally i would scream my head off.....
(ID #248140) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:26
Ez-8 in Montebello, CA, USA (Registered on 2007/05/11 18:30)
Student
Slowly but surely load my trusty boomstick and start firing away. I mean I enjoy Anime, but jeez this is just too freaky.
(ID #248149) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:37
AndyH in Birmingham, UK (Registered on 2006/12/25 10:08)
3D artist
SET FIRE TO THEM ALL! ARRRRGGGHHH!
(ID #248157) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:45
Bob Frapples (Registered on 2007/09/01 19:33)
run away - way too creepy!
(ID #248163) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:55
Bayonette in Manila, Philippines (Registered on 2007/03/14 20:26)
College Student
Getting my jaw dropped while watching them in shock!
(ID #248164) Posted on 2008/07/26 17:58
ShadowBladE in Gyál, Hungary (Registered on 2008/07/14 10:38)
Student
Cut their lines.
(ID #248169) Posted on 2008/07/26 18:04