Dilemma time. You receive this picture attached to a phone message. Your boss or teacher at school/work just happens to see you looking at this pic on your phone. What do you tell him/her? Via Byonavi.
i told my wife we needed milk, and she sent me this picture?
Haha! "...what can I say, my girl friends a little playful" >_> Lets just hope "...its your wife" doesn't slip out.
Me : "It's my girl, *whisper* she's shy like that ;) *whisper* Boss : =/
"We all have pop-ups..."
Ask if he wants a copy. He's then an accomplice. No problems!
That's the right one decision! ^_^
"I just wondering if my cat can fit in there"
"I'm just wondering if my fox will fit in there."
"I'm just wondering if my shlong can fit in there. ...wait, crap!"
Tell them that your looking into buying one of those butsy mousepads for your bad wrist. One of my old history teachers in highschool had one with an image of one of those G-taste girls.
got milk? lol, just tell them its spam, most of the time they won't even say anything because it'd be really awkward if they did.
Some stalker probably sent it to Danny, and he's trying to figure out what to tell his wife! ^^
I'd say, "Whose phone does this belong to? Oh, it's timmy's! Better return it to him." haha
I say ahh its just spam
::.Boss.:: If its a He - Sir would you be interested for a copy? If its a She - Ma'am I assure you i don't have fantasies about you ::.Teacher.:: If its a He - Sir I know these things are inappropriate in school but my bluetooth id is Puppies36D If its a She -*still thinking*
To the female teacher, why not ask "These aren't yours, are they?" She might flunk you, but I'd bet she wouldn't mess with you either... hehe.
hmm , ill say that minors should not be seeing this , so ill delete it right away =/
"She just put some silicone on them"
me: "err... boss, i can explain this." boss: "save it, if i don't have this picture forwarded to me in 5 mins, you're busted."
mmmm..quite difficult i would try to get my phone in my pocket as quickly as possible...and i would say that it was a personal or private thing
Terrorist threat from Al-Qaeda.
What do you say? That's easy: "Did you send me this?"
A special VIP client of Lingerie Company sent catalogues to you with models wearing them to let you pick. Or go along with what other posts wrote. Or just say junk mail and happened you dont know about it and opened at the wrong time lol
Tell your boss that it's CG >_
"Damn!...She forgot to pull off her bra!" or "Oooh, that's just a little reminder for tonight (hint hint)"
"Something soft to start the day"
Boss: Employee, whacha looking at?!! Employee: What the - this is my wife, man. Buzz off!
I'm lonely ^^ thats all you have to say keke.
something like: "all men have urges y'know" XD. Nah, i doubt i would ever say that.
man..those look like mikuru's... and i would tell my boss: can't u tell it's fake?! or.. i might share it with him, get a promotion..etc... :P
Most probably I'd say "Why are you looking at my phone? Mind your own business."
care to fap?
Well there's a few reasonable ways said earlier, but all in all, if that person is the one who sent it, make sure to look a bit embarassed while being thankfull and explaining though that you cant have that with your wife and stuff...something like this....
Hoho, its a good thing I don't own a handphone... If I did I might say " You want this pic too?"... Might, might...
IM A HEALTHY BOY AFTER ALL!! *Runs*
me: "hey boss, aren't these pair of eyes lovely?" boss: "eyes? what eyes?"
"WHAT THE HELL? damn handphone spams are getting out of hand! now they're spamming porn?! i'm gonna complain to my service provider!" *walks away quickly* *saves pics to inbox when coast is clear* PHEW...
me: it's my grandma's... she just turned 60. boss: -_-' me: u don't believe me?! i'll show you more..
well, i'd like to say someone spammed a pic into my email, i dunno where it come from LOL
It's not real boobs, it's just a Candy Girl ^^;
"man i found this phone lying around and just looking the name of the owner..."
"my girlfriend really loves to play tricks on me...she is that naughty and that's why i love her" :3
girls just are sending me things like this all the time.
"boss, i swear to you that this is nor cindy your secretary. she is absolutely not at the copier room taking pictures of her boobs and sending it to me. and lastly i am definitely not seeing her for the past few weeks. no sir"
I can't imagine there's anything to explain. Play dumb if it's a teacher and pretend like you don't know where it came from. "Pretend" to delete the pic. If it's your boss, just close the image and go on about your work as though he/she isn't there.
"You like it, don't ya?"
Ya, it was good.
"Your sister says hi."
Bos if you want to show your boob's wife please don't just send the photo but live show will more attractive.
Its not my fault she has nice eyes.
if you want me to send a copy... give your mail or phone number... even if she is a women she would say yes.
"OMG my stupid brother sent me boobs again!!"
"it's my girl sir, she like to tease me this way" should be alright i think. cant really imagine offering a copy to my boss or teacher! lol
"You like them? I paid 10,000 for these."
"motivation?"
See? I do have a girlfriend like that!
i would crate an excuse: "...it is my friend's arm pit...they are just messing with me!!! hehehe"
