Japanese Dog Signs

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日本語/Japanese
Thu 2008/05/22 20:29
Top Left: Do not chop up your dog here.
Top Right: Do not put weights behind your dog.
Bottom Left: No dogs with three fangs.
Bottom Right: Do not throw Shuryukens.
Does anybody else have their own interpretation?
Posted on Thu 2008/05/22 20:29 by
Danny Choo in Tokyo (Registered on Mon 2006/12/11 11:06)
Director/代表取締役
ramenlover1994 in america (Registered on 2008/05/22 20:44)
student
top left- dont rake leaves on your dog
top right- dont let your dog attract moyashimon
dl- no dogs with hair
dr-no blowing things up
(ID #193878) Posted on 2008/05/22 20:47
evana in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/19 20:33)
Vendor,Computer Shop
Top Left: Do not stole your dog fur
Top Right: Do not let your dog plant a mines
Bottom Left: No doggy style  here
Bottom Right: No waxing in here
(ID #193883) Posted on 2008/05/22 20:54
Pippo in Italy (Registered on 2007/07/03 19:06)
Universitary Student
top left: do not torture your dog
top right: do not put your dog in front of another dog's poo
bottom left: your dog cant'be a dog
bottom right: do not make star with smoke
(ID #193886) Posted on 2008/05/22 20:55
litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25 09:34)
university film student
"Your dog can't be a dog." Aw, dangit. I was so sure when I got 'im at the pet store. xD
(ID #194276) Posted on 2008/05/23 05:14
lostandfound in a place where you'll never find... (Registered on 2007/10/22 02:10)
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Top left: No grooming
Top right: No poo-ing
Bottom left: No dogs allowed
Bottom right: Live is made easier if you don't have a dog in the first place N00B!
(ID #193893) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:10
lostandfound in a place where you'll never find... (Registered on 2007/10/22 02:10)
Part human, part student, 100% loser
The last line, it's "Life"... Yea...
(ID #193894) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:11
Triplekia (Registered on 2007/08/22 13:35)
Student
1st rule: you do not talk about dog's brush
2nd rule: you DO NOT talk about dog's poo
3rd rule: one dog at a time
4th rule: firecrackers will go on as long as they have to
(ID #193903) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:23
anonymouszro in a place beside a mouse (Registered on 2007/08/23 07:07)
mouse clicker
i am jack's dog.
(ID #194493) Posted on 2008/05/23 10:30
V1lt R in US (Registered on 2007/01/05 13:22)
Honda technician, baby.
Top left: Don't put noodles on your dog.
(ID #193908) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:32
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57)
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
that's ok. if your dog doesn't look like the one on the sign, it is ok to do any of the mentioned. ^^;
(ID #193915) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:45
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 09:57)
Afro-ed Student
LOL....
(ID #193977) Posted on 2008/05/22 23:14
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive (Registered on 2007/12/04 23:16)
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
LOL! 
(ID #194028) Posted on 2008/05/23 00:17
D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
LOL. Nice one!
(ID #194045) Posted on 2008/05/23 00:29
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/02 00:26)
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
lol...
(ID #194203) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:28
Fariz Asuka in Singapore (Registered on 2008/03/11 20:11)
Student and Miku Guardian
If you compile every signs, here is what they mean..

Overall: Get an AIBO, not a real dog.. You do not have to worry about anything that is related to all the signs..
(ID #193934) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:14
xanthe in Philippines (Registered on 2008/05/04 02:07)
Is currently idle for 1 second/s.
but then ifwe have AIBO dont you think they'll replace it with dogs + recycling tips? :P
(ID #194183) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:59
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 09:57)
Afro-ed Student
Top left- Do not stab dog with bed of needles
Top right- Do not put chocolate pudding behind dog
Bottom left- Do not dog
Bottom right- No mahou shoujo
(ID #193974) Posted on 2008/05/22 23:13
D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Sign 1: Do not suspend a comb on top of your dog (attracts evil spirits?). If we see lost souls in the vinicity, you're doomed.
Sign 2: Do not wait for your dog to poop on the floor. Do make a dramatic jump save, with only a tissue, baseball catcher-style. If we spot a dog poop, you'll pay dearly.
Sign 3: Anyway, if we do spot you with a dog (even a fake one), you're in for a good fine.
Sign 4: Do not pretend to be safe and party if you can't see this sign (or feign to). Please do not take us for fools or simpletons.
(ID #194004) Posted on 2008/05/22 23:54
NekokoNeko in Long Beach, CA, USA (Registered on 2007/11/30 13:44)
computer business Infomation system
Top Left - Do not give your  dog a shower.
Top Right - Do not let your dog near a self destruct button.
Bottom Left - Do not keep a dog as a pet.
Bottom Right - Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires.
(ID #194023) Posted on 2008/05/23 00:14
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 09:57)
Afro-ed Student
"Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires." 
LOL
(ID #194100) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:35
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/02 00:26)
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
EPIC!!!
(ID #194205) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:30
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
top left: No dogs and combs/brushes.
top right: no dogs and stones.
bottom left: no dogs.
bottom right: no fireworks with swirly wrapping and sparks.
(ID #194082) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:16
Tiny Red Man in Shingapooru.. (Registered on 2007/04/11 16:51)
"Smelly" Recruit
Top left: dogs do not brush their teeth..therefore,the bad breath.

top right: dogs shit sitting down, not standing.

bottom left: call the dogs buster when in need..

bottom right: no transformations of any  "mahou inu lyrical doggu" allowed here.
(ID #194126) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:03
Tiny Red Man in Shingapooru.. (Registered on 2007/04/11 16:51)
"Smelly" Recruit
*change sitting to squating..thx
(ID #194128) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:03
Glasseyelashes in Oklahoma (Registered on 2007/11/01 15:55)
Photography
might be a little difficult to sit whilst pooing. :P
(ID #194535) Posted on 2008/05/23 12:09
Katsuyoshi in Poland (Registered on 2007/11/11 03:20)
Perv
Top left - don't brush your dog here
top right - don't provoke your dog to s&%@ here
bottom left - no dogs here
bottom right - don't play catch with your dog and a firework here
(ID #194135) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:11
NMOtaku in Los Lunas, NM USA (Registered on 2007/11/14 02:09)
PhysicsMajor/Someting/Photo/Pharm Tech
top left: do not use dog as table
top right: do not give suppositories to the dog
bottom left: no "shaggy dogs" here lol!
bottom right: no celebrations of any kind for your dog. 
(ID #194143) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:20
Daemonseed in Britland (Registered on 2008/05/06 08:54)
Moe Hunter
Top Left: Dogs do not like their teeth being cleaned.
Top Right: Do not feed your dog land mines.
Bottom Left: No genetically modified crocodile/dog hybrids allowed.
Bottom Right: Partying with your dog in the middle of the park can be dangerous.
(ID #194179) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:57
6pack in India (Registered on 2008/03/20 12:43)
For dogs only:
TL: you not allowed to comb
TR: don't pooh where it can be seen
BL: don't grin at bitches
BR: watch where you're going
(ID #194186) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:10
XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22 05:30)
Hikikomori
1- don't offer ramen to dog, he'll ignore it
2- dog doesn't like kagami mochi and ignores it too
3- I don't like dog, he's stupid
4- So I wack him with a stick!
(ID #194197) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:22
Seasher in France (Registered on 2008/03/28 07:22)
dannychoo.com reader
4- Happy Unbirthday 0/
(ID #194256) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:51
x33b in Chicago, USA (Registered on 2007/11/24 04:49)
Network Admin
Top Left - Do not use your dog as a brush.
Top Right - Do not turn your dog into clay.
Bottom Left - Do not let your dog grow a beard.
Bottom Right - Do not use straws to catch stars.
(ID #194354) Posted on 2008/05/23 07:07
Dan of July in Arizona (Registered on 2007/07/04 11:39)
3d Modeller/Time Lord
Since I can't read Japanese I assume it's all true.  I'm always throwing shurikens at my dog to keep him on his toes.
(ID #194373) Posted on 2008/05/23 07:27
Glasseyelashes in Oklahoma (Registered on 2007/11/01 15:55)
Photography
1. no brushing dog(maybe because of allergies?)
2. no dog messes.
3. while we're at it, no dogs allowed. 
4. no fireworks.
(ID #194540) Posted on 2008/05/23 12:12
tomoaki in Auckland/Nagasaki (Registered on 2008/04/30 19:20)
Student/ANBU
TL: No flushing your dog down the loo
TR: Do not use dog as mine-field clearer

BL: Use a leash when walking your bench
BR: Fireworks+RC toys prohibited: however, RC-fireworks are permitted
(ID #194656) Posted on 2008/05/23 13:56
gurugurutrex in Vancouver, B.C., Canada (Registered on 2007/11/08 03:37)
オタク by moonlight, Graphic Designer by daylight
LOL, the bottom right looks like  a Dragonball!!! XD
(ID #195204) Posted on 2008/05/24 02:53
Soul3ss in San Francisco, CA (Registered on 2007/07/21 11:54)
Mercenary for Hire
Top Left: Do not practice your magic act on your dog.
Top Right: Ouch...
Bottom Left: Dogs that look like yours are not allowed.
Bottom Right: Do not use dogs filled with coca-cola and fizz candy as throwing grenades.
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