Japanese Dog Signs

(Japan(40)
Thu 2008/05/22 21:41
Top Left: Do not chop up your dog here.
Top Right: Do not put weights behind your dog.
Bottom Left: No dogs with three fangs.
Bottom Right: Do not throw Shuryukens.
Does anybody else have their own interpretation?
Posted on Thu 2008/05/22 21:41 by
Danny Choo in Tokyo (Registered on Mon 2006/12/11 12:18)
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ramenlover1994 in america (Registered on 2008/05/22 21:56)
student
top left- dont rake leaves on your dog
top right- dont let your dog attract moyashimon
dl- no dogs with hair
dr-no blowing things up
(ID #193878) Posted on 2008/05/22 21:59
evana in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/12/19 21:45)
IN your site, always watching near ya
Top Left: Do not stole your dog fur
Top Right: Do not let your dog plant a mines
Bottom Left: No doggy style  here
Bottom Right: No waxing in here
(ID #193883) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:06
Pippo in Italy (Registered on 2007/07/03 20:18)
Universitary Student
top left: do not torture your dog
top right: do not put your dog in front of another dog's poo
bottom left: your dog cant'be a dog
bottom right: do not make star with smoke
(ID #193886) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:07
litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25 10:46)
university film student
"Your dog can't be a dog." Aw, dangit. I was so sure when I got 'im at the pet store. xD
(ID #194276) Posted on 2008/05/23 06:26
lostandfound in Singapore (Registered on 2007/10/22 03:22)
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
Top left: No grooming
Top right: No poo-ing
Bottom left: No dogs allowed
Bottom right: Live is made easier if you don't have a dog in the first place N00B!
(ID #193893) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:22
lostandfound in Singapore (Registered on 2007/10/22 03:22)
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
The last line, it's "Life"... Yea...
(ID #193894) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:23
Triplekia (Registered on 2007/08/22 14:47)
Student
1st rule: you do not talk about dog's brush
2nd rule: you DO NOT talk about dog's poo
3rd rule: one dog at a time
4th rule: firecrackers will go on as long as they have to
(ID #193903) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:35
anonymouszro in a place beside a mouse (Registered on 2007/08/23 08:19)
mouse clicker
i am jack's dog.
(ID #194493) Posted on 2008/05/23 11:42
V1lt R in US (Registered on 2007/01/05 14:34)
Tow dispatcher
Top left: Don't put noodles on your dog.
(ID #193908) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:44
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11 16:09)
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
that's ok. if your dog doesn't look like the one on the sign, it is ok to do any of the mentioned. ^^;
(ID #193915) Posted on 2008/05/22 22:57
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 11:09)
Afro-ed Student
LOL....
(ID #193977) Posted on 2008/05/23 00:26
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive (Registered on 2007/12/05 00:28)
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
LOL! 
(ID #194028) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:29
D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2007/01/01 00:00)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
LOL. Nice one!
(ID #194045) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:41
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/02 01:38)
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
lol...
(ID #194203) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:40
Fariz Asuka in Singapore (Registered on 2008/03/11 21:23)
Student and Miku Guardian
If you compile every signs, here is what they mean..

Overall: Get an AIBO, not a real dog.. You do not have to worry about anything that is related to all the signs..
(ID #193934) Posted on 2008/05/22 23:26
xanthe in Philippines (Registered on 2008/05/04 03:19)
aspiring to become a doujin and graphics artist cum lawyer
but then ifwe have AIBO dont you think they'll replace it with dogs + recycling tips? :P
(ID #194183) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:11
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 11:09)
Afro-ed Student
Top left- Do not stab dog with bed of needles
Top right- Do not put chocolate pudding behind dog
Bottom left- Do not dog
Bottom right- No mahou shoujo
(ID #193974) Posted on 2008/05/23 00:25
D_Blade in Montreal (Registered on 2007/01/01 00:00)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Sign 1: Do not suspend a comb on top of your dog (attracts evil spirits?). If we see lost souls in the vinicity, you're doomed.
Sign 2: Do not wait for your dog to poop on the floor. Do make a dramatic jump save, with only a tissue, baseball catcher-style. If we spot a dog poop, you'll pay dearly.
Sign 3: Anyway, if we do spot you with a dog (even a fake one), you're in for a good fine.
Sign 4: Do not pretend to be safe and party if you can't see this sign (or feign to). Please do not take us for fools or simpletons.
(ID #194004) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:06
NekokoNeko in Long Beach, CA, USA (Registered on 2007/11/30 14:56)
computer business Infomation system
Top Left - Do not give your  dog a shower.
Top Right - Do not let your dog near a self destruct button.
Bottom Left - Do not keep a dog as a pet.
Bottom Right - Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires.
(ID #194023) Posted on 2008/05/23 01:26
Chong Mizunaga in an Afro (Registered on 2007/12/15 11:09)
Afro-ed Student
"Fireworks do not shoot stars.... they shoot fires." 
LOL
(ID #194100) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:47
BIGGU-gAi in Between Tengoku & Jigoku... (Registered on 2008/02/02 01:38)
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
EPIC!!!
(ID #194205) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:42
radical anime fan in 2009 Singapore. (Registered on 2007/01/25 22:32)
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
top left: No dogs and combs/brushes.
top right: no dogs and stones.
bottom left: no dogs.
bottom right: no fireworks with swirly wrapping and sparks.
(ID #194082) Posted on 2008/05/23 02:28
Tiny Red Man in Tiny Red Dot, Singapore. (Registered on 2007/04/11 18:03)
Dog of the Country
Top left: dogs do not brush their teeth..therefore,the bad breath.

top right: dogs shit sitting down, not standing.

bottom left: call the dogs buster when in need..

bottom right: no transformations of any  "mahou inu lyrical doggu" allowed here.
(ID #194126) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:15
Tiny Red Man in Tiny Red Dot, Singapore. (Registered on 2007/04/11 18:03)
Dog of the Country
*change sitting to squating..thx
(ID #194128) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:15
Glasseyelashes in Oklahoma (Registered on 2007/11/01 17:07)
Photography
might be a little difficult to sit whilst pooing. :P
(ID #194535) Posted on 2008/05/23 13:21
Katsuyoshi in Poland (Registered on 2007/11/11 04:32)
Perv
Top left - don't brush your dog here
top right - don't provoke your dog to s&%@ here
bottom left - no dogs here
bottom right - don't play catch with your dog and a firework here
(ID #194135) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:23
NMOtaku in Los Lunas, NM USA (Registered on 2007/11/14 03:21)
PhysicsMajor/Someting/Photo/Pharm Tech
top left: do not use dog as table
top right: do not give suppositories to the dog
bottom left: no "shaggy dogs" here lol!
bottom right: no celebrations of any kind for your dog. 
(ID #194143) Posted on 2008/05/23 03:32
Daemonseed in Britland (Registered on 2008/05/06 10:06)
Moe Hunter
Top Left: Dogs do not like their teeth being cleaned.
Top Right: Do not feed your dog land mines.
Bottom Left: No genetically modified crocodile/dog hybrids allowed.
Bottom Right: Partying with your dog in the middle of the park can be dangerous.
(ID #194179) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:09
6pack (Registered on 2008/03/20 13:55)
[f] 
For dogs only:
TL: you not allowed to comb
TR: don't pooh where it can be seen
BL: don't grin at bitches
BR: watch where you're going
(ID #194186) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:22
XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22 06:42)
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
1- don't offer ramen to dog, he'll ignore it
2- dog doesn't like kagami mochi and ignores it too
3- I don't like dog, he's stupid
4- So I wack him with a stick!
(ID #194197) Posted on 2008/05/23 04:34
Seasher in France (Registered on 2008/03/28 08:34)
dannychoo.com reader
4- Happy Unbirthday 0/
(ID #194256) Posted on 2008/05/23 06:03
x33b in Chicago (Registered on 2007/11/24 06:01)
Network Admin
Top Left - Do not use your dog as a brush.
Top Right - Do not turn your dog into clay.
Bottom Left - Do not let your dog grow a beard.
Bottom Right - Do not use straws to catch stars.
(ID #194354) Posted on 2008/05/23 08:19
Dan of July in Arizona (Registered on 2007/07/04 12:51)
3d Modeller/Time Lord
Since I can't read Japanese I assume it's all true.  I'm always throwing shurikens at my dog to keep him on his toes.
(ID #194373) Posted on 2008/05/23 08:39
Glasseyelashes in Oklahoma (Registered on 2007/11/01 17:07)
Photography
1. no brushing dog(maybe because of allergies?)
2. no dog messes.
3. while we're at it, no dogs allowed. 
4. no fireworks.
(ID #194540) Posted on 2008/05/23 13:24
tomoaki in Auckland/Nagasaki (Registered on 2008/04/30 20:32)
Student/ANBU
TL: No flushing your dog down the loo
TR: Do not use dog as mine-field clearer

BL: Use a leash when walking your bench
BR: Fireworks+RC toys prohibited: however, RC-fireworks are permitted
(ID #194656) Posted on 2008/05/23 15:08
gurugurutrex in Vancouver, B.C., Canada (Registered on 2007/11/08 04:49)
オタク all day long
LOL, the bottom right looks like  a Dragonball!!! XD
(ID #195204) Posted on 2008/05/24 04:05
Soul3ss in San Francisco, CA (Registered on 2007/07/21 13:06)
The town drunk
Top Left: Do not practice your magic act on your dog.
Top Right: Ouch...
Bottom Left: Dogs that look like yours are not allowed.
Bottom Right: Do not use dogs filled with coca-cola and fizz candy as throwing grenades.
(ID #195401) Posted on 2008/05/24 09:13
Tsundere Works in C:Windows (Registered on 2009/03/13 14:51)
Wannabe Artist / Student
Top-Left: Do not try to scan your dog because it does not have a barcode.

Top-Right: Your dog may not plant a chocolate cornet.

Bottom-Left: Your dog cannot be a dog.

Bottom-Right: Do not use birthday candles the kind that give out stars.
(ID #536868) Posted on 2009/03/27 12:27
dhamzah in Indonesia (Registered on 2008/09/21 15:07)
Medical Student
bwahahaha... lol.. funny!!!!!
(ID #616796) Posted on 2009/05/22 19:29
Racer's Dream in In Circuito di Fiorano with an FW20 driven by Heinz-Harold Fretzen (Registered on 2009/01/27 11:40)
90's F1 Afficionate
Front Left: No combing
Front Right: No shitting
Rear Left: No Dogs
Rear Right: No fireworks, not even Juan Manuel Garcia Passalacqua
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