
Member Gordon's new girlfriend arrives - me wants to see the review. Just had a thought - he could be lying and that is actually his previous GF that he got bored of...
O_o Have fun? -_^
very flexible. ('~')
please dress her up quickly - she might get a cold
Murderer!!!!!
You better give him a stern warning... in the nuts.
aiya my leg not that long LOL
Keep your receipt Gordon. Fresh corpse a good candy girl does not make. Might start smelling nasty soon unless you're into that kinda thing *cough*
nope fatB, me is not into necrophilia. ('~')
I'd avoid you like the black plague if you were.
*Gasps* What is this Gordon?! I thought you said I was the only one for you... NO! Imma gonna kill that b1tch! LOL drama...
*Pops out from nowhere, notes the facts and disappears again* (You thought I'd give up on that, didn't you, sorry!)
Actually I'd almost clean forgotten about it. A love triangle!
gordon-candygirl-lostandfound love triangle. Who would have guessed of it?! I need more news of that!
LOL!
lostandfound, do u look like Yuko Ogura, has big eyes, loves star fish and willing to wear a nurse uniform?
No, the only one I want is YOU... LOL j/k... Seriously people, it's a joke...
Dang, and I believed in it. LOL, I'm so evil.
LOL!!!
That image can almost pass as a murder evidence x_x
something i was thinking as well. better be prepared when the cops come <.<
truth be told...she was found under the sewer gates like that found unconscious and barely breathing. I hear shes in the hospital at aomori city, think it was Misawa hospital or something...
gordon's gf was so tired she took a nice nap on his carpet as soon as she arrived. But having a box as place to initially live in... WTF?!
Gordon's new girlfriend was trying to sneak up on Gordon MGS style, but she was discovered. This picture was taken seconds after Gordon kicked the box to see what was under the box. =p
I barely imagine a Candygirl going "!" but if you say so...
That gotta hurt.
Infact he kicked so hard she's dead
Must have been a round-house kick.
Chuck Norris would be proud.
Nice one, lol! ^^
A killer form of knock-knock joke btw (here in its practical form).
Epic.
Argh! Someone actually went and brought one?! Good for him, but i can think of much better ways to spend 10 bazillion yen (or however much they are)! Im surprised its delivered just bent and folded up into a bog standard cardboard box - the 'real dolls' in America come in a huge wooden crate, sitting in a chair. Or so ive heard.... ^^;
Ah, you mean those cardboard toilets. LOL.
中途半端じゃないんですよねw
Hmm, was it sent via air-mail or sea-mail?? I wonder how the authorities didn't detect the person in the package..
I'm sure gordon fished her out from the sea, sly as he is.
the sticker on the box reads humanoid mannequin. fragile, handle with care. for age 21 and above. ('~')
yes yes a full review will be posted soon. currently checking out her on/off button and doing some maintenance of her. ('~')
what is the on/off button for?
Psst... gordon desperately believes she's Chii from Chobits (repeat the thefive last words in succession for ever-renewed fun), so ummm, yeah... But shhhhhh~ Let him dream, let him dream till the end of time.
LOL!!!!!
What kind of maintenance?? XD
Don't ask me, I'm just an oyaji.
waxing, polishing... ('~')
hey...looks like a scene out of a fictional female version of zettai kareshi...
zettai kareshi is more terminator than canyboy thou haha =P eechi shiyoka?
Did a stork lose its grip over the box? I used my "Time See" power and it was as though it dropped from 20 feet<(insert height). XD Re-view! Re-view! Re-view! Re-view! Re-view! Re-view! *continues cheering*
Danm!!! @_@
Zettai Kanojou!! Absolute Girlfriend.
Damn, just imagining the accessories you could put on this one......is absolute awesome win.
somebody's going to sleep well tonight
So where can I get one?
I still think those things should be shipped in suitcases like Melfina ^^ The lighting looks a bit suspicious for some reason, but I'm rooting for ya Gordo.
get her some clothes and can totally drive in the carpool lane.
That is rather creepy...
It's not creepy......it's ....very.....very flexible....
and it doesn't complain
is it just me or does she look more like a real girl? just look at her fingers and her back...seems too realistic to be a candy girl... i think this is one of those prank pictures -__-
It's been a week Gordonator posted his new GF, review soon ?
still reading the user guide. currently at page 69 titled "Interesting things to do on ronery nights". ('~')
cripes! wonder what customs had to say about this... wonder if they called him and asked him what its purpose was ... eh eh eh... hell, I had problems getting external batteries from customs.
Yeah whatever did the collections personnel think of this when they saw the contents via the x-ray machine...
damnnn she sure looks like real!!
Must * register * ownership * with * DNA, goushujin-sama.
now that's very convenient. if only i can afford one.
i'll have to say she has a very nice back and defined bone structure inb4 thats a trap
Well, I respect everybody tastes, but... Anyway, if suits to you, should be okay! Enjoy yourself! By the way, remenber the weak point is the head, shot the head!
Well, thats a dandy way of placing a corps in a box... Try chopping her limbs off, it's be more compact. That way, she can get on the plane easier. (send her anywhere in the world!) Awsome corps.
That would be embarrassing if the packaging broke and everyone saw the new "girlfriend."
You need to show her to us with a lot pictures please; by the way, did you buy her pantsu and bras in person?
gordon hentai.
i didn't knew she needs them. ('~')
Impressive. Looking forward to see a follow-up.
*looks at clock* ...Review?
No clothes on yet on her?
she don't needs them in my opinion. she looks great the way she is. ('~')
......kimoi.......
Hahaha. btw Danny, when are we going to be seeing your review? LOL
Reminds me of Chii...from Chobits. "Chii....?" *points finger* and repeat: "Danny."
danny? should she be saying my name? ('~')
How long before u tire of her? Just j/k...... BTW no reviews yet??
now...how can we turn her on?
I guess a Girl HuMan oR RoBot
looks like a dead corps on the picture. O_O
i clicked this thinking some guy received his dead girl friend in a package
Although this dolls creep me out and are nightmare inducing, I think they are a better choice than, say, rape women. So to each their own, if you're not hurting anyone then do your stuff.
gahhh where did you pre-order?!? how much did you pay?!? gotta get one myself; beats some of those cheezy love dolls that arent poseable XD XD LOLZ ^0^
LOLOLOLOLO =3 haha XD
I'm impressed she fit in the box.