Sun 2008/03/23 09:28
Instructions given to Japanese school girls teaching them how to properly hold and defend themselves with an axe. Via Neta.
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In the style of battle royale ;)
(ID #160124) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:34
thats what i thought too
(ID #160134) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:40
オタク all day long
LOL!!! Me too!!! (><.
(ID #160289) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:07
OMG OMG OMG I was thinking the same thing.What a good movie. :)
(ID #160741) Posted on 2008/03/24 12:45
Grocery Store Clerk
right back at you
(ID #313692) Posted on 2008/09/26 07:00
Filmmaker
wow! The school girl axe model looks cool!! I wish they had a after photo of what happen to that chap...
(ID #160126) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:34
Axe? ^^' Knife would be more practical I think... lighter and faster to swing.
(ID #160128) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:36
i believe you're thinking of a machete.
(ID #160133) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:39
Still Student (I Think)
but an axe is way more cool than a knife... lolx
(ID #160463) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:16
Full time nerd
Wouldn't a chainsaw be more appropriate ?
(ID #160140) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:46
That´s crazy. Where is this from?
(ID #160145) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:53
Seems quite the change in self defense
(ID #160148) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:55
Is it really about self defense? It seems more as a DIY in "How to Attack People and Looking Coolsome with an Axe".
(ID #160356) Posted on 2008/03/23 16:21
First they cancel the last episode of School Days. Then they teach this in school?
(ID #160154) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:00
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
I won't dare make her mad...
(ID #160155) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:00
Extremely Poor College Student
should teach them how to use their bodies to kill instead
(ID #160156) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:01
the body of a woman it's a powerful weapon
(ID #160161) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:06
armed with two ballistic missiles or weapons of mass distractions.
(ID #160162) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:07
Death by nosebleed
(ID #160227) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:02
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
lol!
(ID #160233) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:06
or Death by Nausea... well sometimes.
(ID #160358) Posted on 2008/03/23 16:26
Student
seconded
(ID #161074) Posted on 2008/03/25 05:24
Due to the teaching....the marriage in Japan has dropped dramatically....
(ID #160172) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:16
The husband shivers every time the wife get mad.....
(ID #160182) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:37
Nandeyane~
I'm amused by the fact that the background looks like Hinamizawa, and that guy kind of looks like Tomitake.
(ID #160176) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:29
Culture seeker
Was thinking, is this some kinda training to be a Higurashi character. A live action is being made right?
(ID #160232) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:05
LOL! I just can't stop laughing at her expression when she teaches how to swing it. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! XD
(ID #160178) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:30
IT-Architect, SysAdmin, WebDesign and Coding, Virtualization (VMware + NetApp)
Awesome... somehow... insane... pui pui o.O
(ID #160185) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:48
this reminds me to mirai nikki. lol. everyone love a kawaii girl with a slight of mental disorder right? i mean, who wouldn't? =p
(ID #160189) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:08
I don't want to laugh about this and don't find it funny at all... However a double-edged sword would work better, as an axe can be heavy and has a really limited blade (all is in the swing).
(ID #160190) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:10
I think they should go for throwing knives, they're lightweight, they hurt and you can use them on distance, a sword would probaly be better but kinda heavy for school girls :0 I'd use my newly acquired katana, it's freaking awesome :D
(ID #160230) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:04
student , otaku and awesome blogger
this reminds me of school day's nice boats
(ID #160192) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:13
An axe is an awful defensive weapon - too heavy and cumbersome. You'd be better off with a collapsible baton or something similar you can carry around and deploy quickly.
(ID #160195) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:15
Procrastinator Extraordinaire
like a GUN!!!!
(ID #160202) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:27
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
lol！
(ID #160231) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:05
LOL
(ID #160338) Posted on 2008/03/23 15:24
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
lol...
(ID #160557) Posted on 2008/03/24 01:44
lol...Buwahahahaha...
(ID #160679) Posted on 2008/03/24 10:28
Culture seeker
pocket knife is good. or make it kunai and shuriken instead :P
(ID #160257) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:27
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
Maybe a pair of tonfas?
(ID #160309) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:58
That Screams " Kami Korosu "
(ID #580009) Posted on 2009/04/27 02:20
The essential tool. During a zombie attack, you can take small groups out with ease! I wonder why there was no "figure 5."
(ID #160204) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:34
Pah! Nothing beats a firethrower in that case.
(ID #160208) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:40
Student, Spiral Warrior
Regrettably, fire isn't terribly effective against zombies, since severing or destroying the head is the only method of incapacitation. Lighting them on fire is only useful if a large number of them are contained in a relatively small area, or to dispose of the already incapacitated bodies. While an axe can be unwieldy, it nevertheless remains one of the all-around best anti-zombie weapons: easy to come by, heavily damaging, requires little skill, and doubles as a survival tool.
(ID #160250) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:20
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
What about the shotgun? They always feature it as some kinda godsend in zombie-killing games.
(ID #160311) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:59
Student, Spiral Warrior
A shotgun is indeed an excellent weapon since it can do a great deal of damage, especially at closer range, without the need for great accuracy. It's also a very common weapon (in the States, anyhow), and ammunition is likewise relatively easily found, since it's often used for game hunting. Additionally, since most shotguns are semi-automatic, they help prevent those battling the undead from falling victim to the rapid-fire fallacy, instead encouraging a methodical, one-shot-at-a-time approach. The downsides include considerable recoil and reload time. Additionally, shotguns are of little use at long range, and thus cannot be used to dispatch a zombie without first getting pretty close.
(ID #160364) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:11
flamethrower's no good, you'd just get a herd of walking burning zombies. that'll do more damage to you. a shotgun is nice as it does spread damage. but still, nothing beats a gatling gun with a rocket launcher attached.
(ID #160340) Posted on 2008/03/23 15:27
Student, Spiral Warrior
Indeed, flames have precisely the downside you mention. Automatic weapons of any kind, however, and heavy ballistics, are of little use against the undead unless one happens to be conveniently occupying a military stronghold. Heavy weapons are, simply, too heavy to be used effectively by small bands of survivors, and likewise their ammunition is overly bulky. Moreover such weapons are simply not easy to find, and require expert knowledge to properly use and maintain. As for automatics, they may easily prove the downfall of their users in the event of a zombie apocalypse. The temptation to carelessly fire many bullets, rather than use precision to place a single shot to the head of each zombie in turn, risks not only wasteful use of ammunition, but more gravely loss of calm. Loosing one's cool and letting it rip is one of the surest ways to lose an engagement against any number of undead, and indeed, to end up joining them. Semi-automatic small arms and sturdy melee weapons are always to be preferred to big guns and rapid fire.
(ID #160366) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:19
I see you're very knowledgeable about weapons and their effect on the "army of the dead". Learned quite a few things there. Thanks.
(ID #160368) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:36
Student, Spiral Warrior
If I know anything about how to deal with the undead, I owe it to a fine book titled The Zombie Survival Guide. It ought to be taught in high school, really.
(ID #160454) Posted on 2008/03/23 21:49
you know in this day and age where biological warfare is common, something like resident evil might just happen. so what's your zombie plan?
(ID #160520) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:08
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
My zombie plan is to learn how to PROPERLY wield an Energy Sword/Katana/Falchion/Zweihander(maybe).
(ID #160933) Posted on 2008/03/24 23:10
Afro-ed Student
I see you've got your zombie plan well laid out. Good job. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0
(ID #161432) Posted on 2008/03/26 01:03
.NET/Web Developer
They're teaching this in school? Err...that is so wrong. I think chainsaw is the best weapon for ze undead. ^^ Weapons like the one in Gears of War seems best. :D
(ID #161324) Posted on 2008/03/25 20:20
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
School Days strikes again. Aren't they supposed to be taught to go for the crotch with the blunt side instead of going for the neck with the sharp side? OoO
(ID #160212) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:46
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
kill first. ask questions later.
(ID #160222) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:56
Proud VGI member and IT student...
killer yandere is now much more closer to reality...
(ID #160229) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:02
dieting cosplaying female student
oh wow i can see the concidence in this... >_>; is there reallie a need to learn how to use an ax? i think right in a situation LIKE that u'd just use it
(ID #160235) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:07
Culture seeker
Don't you think an axe isn't a convinience weapon? I mean, where do you find an axe if you're in the middle of nowhere?
(ID #160251) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:20
Proud VGI member and IT student...
maybe they'll create a pocket axe LOL... wait, then what's the point of pocket knife(;-_-)
(ID #160262) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:34
Even emergency axes (the very ones firefighters use) are not easy to find...
(ID #160691) Posted on 2008/03/24 10:48
University Student.
Soon when some people starts killing others using an Axe, anime is going to get blamed again.
(ID #160280) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:00
meh, axe are for zombies for human use a pen and stab them in the neck, then pull it out, massive blood rain(never seen it tho)
(ID #160282) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:01
Were be seeing heads rolling around town soon.
(ID #160303) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:33
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
nice boat. no i mean nice axe. ('~')
(ID #160307) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:46
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
my weapon of choice... frying pan ^O^!
(ID #160312) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:02
student
HAHA WHAT.
(ID #160318) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:10
Leisure Consultant, Writer, Webmaster
Axes can't stop bullets from long distance.
(ID #160325) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:20
They can if you swing it fast enough!
(ID #160682) Posted on 2008/03/24 10:34
It's a bad sign when the instructions for swinging an axe are incorrect, she's got no power behind that swing, it's just awkward.
(ID #160328) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:25
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21 22:31)
Aimless Traveler
Looks like a common lesson found in textbooks bound for Hinamizawa.
(ID #160331) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:29
What? No step 5? :p
(ID #160333) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:57
step 5. profit and by that, i mean you can steal his wallet from his lifeless corpse
(ID #160341) Posted on 2008/03/23 15:28
...GTA style!
(ID #160686) Posted on 2008/03/24 10:45
LOL kill the pedos! XD
(ID #160347) Posted on 2008/03/23 16:00
Student
Why an axe? What if you cant find an axe when you are being assualted? Shouldn't they teach more feasible things like body defense techniques like martial arts instead.
(ID #160365) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:13
another fune scene in the making..
(ID #160381) Posted on 2008/03/23 18:11
Full time biotech student, part time otaku, possible bishounen candidate
I don't think its a feasible weapon for self defense since and axe is quite heavy and where would you find one in the middle of the city unless its one that you find on buses or in public buildings which have axes that firemen use in case of a fire emergency. Then again if u use it for self defense u'll probably kill the prepatrator.
(ID #160397) Posted on 2008/03/23 18:50
MI Manager, Blogger and Newswriter
Very impressive ^^
(ID #160402) Posted on 2008/03/23 18:55
anime/cosplay events organizer
another Nice Boat reference lolz XDDD
(ID #160424) Posted on 2008/03/23 20:10
Servicing National Services
Looks like it will be very soon that schools will allow girls to bring Axe to school for self defense purpose. Sad for the boys then as the boys will have to become slaves...LOL
(ID #160464) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:16
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
actually i don't see a need for instructions/steps on how to use an axe. isn't it just point and slash? ('~')
(ID #160470) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:30
"Axe Killing for Dummies, Volume 1"
(ID #160693) Posted on 2008/03/24 10:49
And it's all thanks to Kill Bill vol.1 XD
(ID #160519) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:06
だいがくせい
use tomahawk and a war cry
(ID #160533) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:41
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
i see school days live action...
(ID #160559) Posted on 2008/03/24 01:47
Web Designer
It's not how to defend, but how to kill someone >.<... This reminds me of School Days and Higurashi no Nakukoro ni. Girls, just use stuntgun, you were made not to use violence.
(ID #160571) Posted on 2008/03/24 02:13
Illustrator/designer
Awsome new selfdefence classes for girls. Learn to defend yourself with everyday objects!! Looks like she's having fun :)
(ID #160614) Posted on 2008/03/24 05:40
give 'em a lightsaber!!
(ID #160753) Posted on 2008/03/24 13:23
How many stray axes are lying around in Japan? Are there so many that any girl in danger can simply find one lying around? Also, who doesn't know the "Slice Head Off" attack with any weapon? ;)
(ID #161043) Posted on 2008/03/25 02:38
U.S. Army Officer
What ever happened to pulling out your concealed glock or sig? while regular sings work well, I'd prefer to use a berserker stance of cutting my own flesh superficially so i'm bloodied-up with that crazy look in your eyes, smoking and exhaling jet streams of smoke out of your nose like Brock Sampson ready to kill someone while dragging the across the ground in front of your muttering something about how you're going to hunt down their family as well. Or a pistol would work since I'm not Brock Sampson.
(ID #181321) Posted on 2008/05/05 04:01
look at her legs.... they are soo big........ O_O
(ID #225141) Posted on 2008/06/29 16:24
oh god. that guy stood no chance. but still... knife or axe... i choose gun or glavie!
(ID #446060) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:48
Otaku Programmer/Gamer/Artist/Photographer
OH SHI~~ don't mess with girls with axes 0_o
(ID #567138) Posted on 2009/04/17 11:19
holy shit note to self dont mess with that chick
(ID #568152) Posted on 2009/04/18 05:11
school girl?!! not even close oba-san
(ID #579945) Posted on 2009/04/27 00:59
Schoolkid
Epic win. I wish Scotland had this~
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