Thu 2008/03/20 10:42
[NSFW] What you are seeing on the top row is the packaging for the box while the bottom row shows what inside the box. Enough to make any dolphin limp in 0.1 seconds. Still prefer the looks of Candy Girls. Does anybody know why they are called "dutch" wives? Via ultima66430.
Posted on Thu 2008/03/20 10:42 by
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At least you can play cards with them, that's fun.
(ID #158836) Posted on 2008/03/20 10:47
Game Designer
Or ask them to stand out side on the field like http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/1408/Doll
(ID #158848) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:11
CEO MIrai Inc
lol
(ID #158936) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:16
Student
lol'd on that one... Me: "Full house yeah!!!" Dutch wife: " " *Total Silence*
(ID #158972) Posted on 2008/03/20 14:27
that is seriously some false advertisement >_> me:"man that looks nice" brings it home and opens package me:" WTF.....why don't they look like the girls on the cover??? curse you evil marketing ploy!" i have no idea about the dutch wife thing, i read Yura 100 but still dont understand why they call it dutch wife.
(ID #158837) Posted on 2008/03/20 10:49
"wow, they look so close to the image on the box!!"
(ID #158838) Posted on 2008/03/20 10:50
seriously dutch wive #3 has a very close resemblance in terms of facial expression
(ID #158843) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:05
soon-to-be 2nd year Civil Engineering student
the 1st one is WAY off.
(ID #158854) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:30
Talk about "suggested presentation", except that the final product does not look like the content of the ad at all.
(ID #158841) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:03
Game Designer
I know ! i know! why it is call Dutch the "good-wife" they keep in house to use! like candy girl while this one they use it like http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/1408/Doll+Owner.html once used, or never use and it will be like that!
(ID #158842) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:05
student , otaku and awesome blogger
the box is a lie!!!
(ID #158844) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:05
lol, false advertising.
(ID #158845) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:07
meido costume sold separately
(ID #158846) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:08
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
oysters not included.
(ID #158873) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:06
CEO MIrai Inc
Actually they are included - comes with a tenga.
(ID #158877) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:11
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
WTF. They are????? still, wont make it any less hideous.
(ID #158890) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:27
You will hear disturbing sqeaking tonight........
(ID #158907) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:48
Oh god, that's so lame. It would be awesome if they actually could do 1:1 scale with the quality, like a big Sendo Erika. (b・∀・)b
(ID #158850) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:21
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
LOL omg OMG XD poor dolphins :P
(ID #158852) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:27
Where'd their neck go?
(ID #158863) Posted on 2008/03/20 11:55
And where are #2 and #3s shoulders? o_O
(ID #158874) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:07
The horror!!!
(ID #158916) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:56
Plastic and dolphin is a nono....
(ID #158869) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:04
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
ROFL... this is the SADER of candy girls...
(ID #158871) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:05
Could be compared to Q-Joy figures as well.
(ID #159046) Posted on 2008/03/20 19:05
オタク all day long
AAHHHH, My EYES!!! X(
(ID #158881) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:12
i think its a hybrid word from dutchmaid/wife because of the uniform that they wear.... either way they dont look right...
(ID #158884) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:18
anime/cosplay events organizer
LOL Ripoff
(ID #158889) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:26
LOL. yea candy dolls is the standard. Those things look like crap to da 5th power.
(ID #158892) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:28
Sqeak sqeak sqeak...ahhh!!! the horrid sound of dolphins and plastic....
(ID #158906) Posted on 2008/03/20 12:47
LOL, that really turns me off. XD
(ID #158935) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:13
I'm sure Dutch people will appreciate the naming of this... product. ^^'' At least these things could support you if you want or have to be sexual abstinent. One look is more than enough to kill any horniness. :D
(ID #158938) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:21
Working in a supermarket T0T
:P I think I understand the term Dutch-wife tough. The English have since long used the term 'going Dutch' for a sign of being a cheapskate that hates to spend money. (Because we Dutch just are like that. :P) Wow, I never could have guessed my 4 years of English at school would ever let me use information I didn't already know myself gotta thank my old English teachers now ^^;. - Anyhow, I expected something slightly different when I read the title. >.<
(ID #159123) Posted on 2008/03/20 22:18
LOL. never trust the skin of a package.
(ID #158946) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:27
Procrastinator Extraordinaire
i'd buy one and use it as a floatation device or a pool ornament.
(ID #158948) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:28
Theroy on why they're called "Dutch Wives". Long ago the Dutch would sail to Japan on their trade routes. When they came to port in Japan they had no one to care for their dolphin. So, not my opinion, these fake dolls would have made great temporary wives. In reality, Not Even Close.
(ID #158954) Posted on 2008/03/20 13:59
Dutch wife may refer to:
* a long body-length pillow
* a prostitute
* a sex doll
* a hot water bottle
* a wicker or bamboo pillow-shaped "cage" which is kept in the bed on hot nights to improve air circulation. See Chikufujin.
See also Dutch#Colloquial_usage
from wikipedia.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_wife
(ID #159015) Posted on 2008/03/20 17:05
the above dolls r too freaky - enuf to give me nightmares.
Dutch Wifes term:
"Silicone dolls are quite popular in Japan, where they are known as "Dutch Wives" ('datch waifu'). Their name originates from the term, possibly English, for the thick rattan or bamboo bolster, used to aid sleep in humid countries by keeping one's limbs lifted above sweaty sheets."
source - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_doll
(ID #159003) Posted on 2008/03/20 15:34
Online Shop
This is what you call false advertisement...
(ID #159020) Posted on 2008/03/20 17:16
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
Score one for the cost-cutting producers, score zero for the customers. :(
(ID #159026) Posted on 2008/03/20 17:29
Hahaha - theyre rubbish! They look more like cheap novelty childrens baloons than sex toys!
(ID #159055) Posted on 2008/03/20 19:38
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
Wow, this could be one of the attractions in a haunted house...
(ID #159075) Posted on 2008/03/20 20:36
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
LOL, you have to remember to put a sign saying: People with weak constitutions should refrain from entering.
(ID #159086) Posted on 2008/03/20 20:56
Seems like we are still good traders :P we can even sell crap :P
(ID #159094) Posted on 2008/03/20 21:11
ISP Tech Support
Do they come with patch kits for fixing tears caused from, erm...explosive decompression?
(ID #159121) Posted on 2008/03/20 22:16
Why are they called Dutch Wives in the first place?
(ID #159138) Posted on 2008/03/20 22:51
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
use it as a good punching bag. ('~')
(ID #159167) Posted on 2008/03/21 00:29
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
i'm lost for words...
(ID #159185) Posted on 2008/03/21 01:16
Student and full-time otaku
Eep! Do not want. Talk about misleading man. Anyway, I hope the term 'Dutch wives' was not intended to describe the contents of the box, because that would be very misleading indeed and as a proud Dutchman, I'd be horrible offended XD
(ID #159193) Posted on 2008/03/21 01:43
Full time biotech student, part time otaku, possible bishounen candidate
Reminds me of the manga Yuria 100% Shiki which is much better than what they have for sale.
(ID #159241) Posted on 2008/03/21 02:45
they look like a pinata
(ID #159253) Posted on 2008/03/21 02:54
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
LOL, they would definitely make great stress relievers...
(ID #159316) Posted on 2008/03/21 06:05
littledoll (Registered on 2008/03/21 03:00)
Those are just kind of terrifying! The faces are especially scary. o_o
(ID #159265) Posted on 2008/03/21 03:18
These look sooo much diffrent from what is presented on the packing >.< I saw more similar ones.
(ID #159342) Posted on 2008/03/21 08:46
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
People who actually buy them probably have fetish for them.. >_<
(ID #159601) Posted on 2008/03/22 00:41
I call false advertisement on the boxes. Cool pix on the box for a CRAP product.. ugh, candy girls are 100 times better than ANY blow-up doll. It looks like the only thing the company put ANY effort into was the wigs :X
(ID #222630) Posted on 2008/06/26 21:16
Daytime - Financial Assistant / Nighttime - Golden Otaku + Hardcore Gamer
I just got one word to the person who is using it. "Pathetic" =.="
(ID #222914) Posted on 2008/06/27 04:22
Oh! Those plastic sex dolls are disturbing and disgusting. Can't believe they could arouse someone... What are they really made for?
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