Screen shot of some site for mums - this feature talks about "where sons hide their ero mags."
1. Underneath the bed
2. TV stand - hidden among the video packaging
3. The bottom drawer of a cabinet
4. Underneath a desk drawer
When I was a wee young lad, I cut out the page 3 pics from the Sun newspaper and stuck them all in a folder. The folder was actually hidden under the bed ^^;
Cant remember how old I was at the time but I eventually stuck a lock on my bedroom door.
Where do you stash your booty? Now that a lot of you have the internets, I presume you encrypt that folder full O goodies?
Image via Neta.
Posted on 2008/03/14 13:32
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 11:06
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
"Ahhhh, my treasure has been found!!"
Nah, since I live alone now, this issue is out of the question.
But I did hide my printed/drawn stuff near my bed,back there.
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Registered on 2007/12/04 23:16
Fellow ryugakusei (is that the correct term for international student?) here! ^^
Yeah it sure is the good side of living an independent (although not financially-independent >_<) life. ^^
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Yeah... Hope in becoming financially independent soon.
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
Registered on 2007/10/10 12:39
Portable ero? iPod touch.. nuff said. Most peoples move their digital stuffs to HDs anyway, right?
Student/Daemonhunter
Registered on 2007/01/22 06:09
External HD FTW.
Easy to hide, folders can be hidden away in there, and if need be, relocated very easily and quickly.
Very nice indeed lol.
Student
Registered on 2007/09/21 11:11
Computer Science 大学生
Registered on 2007/09/20 00:44
Thirded, and it helps when your parents can't really use a PC :p
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
make that 4. really helps when NSFW stuff becomes portable.
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
Registered on 2008/02/02 00:26
no.5 here...
store all my stuff in all 3 drives( total of 1.4 tera worth of space)
goes mobile with pda so its NSFW on the road...
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
Registered on 2007/01/03 16:36
ditto. ^^ as for physical stuff...i put them inside a hidden compartment in my locked drawer and I always keep the keys with me at all times. :D
Student
Registered on 2008/03/08 16:19
my stash is hidden on the most top shelf of my closet where my mom and dad cant reach it without a stool mwahahahahahaha....ha..
Engineering Student
Registered on 2007/10/23 00:10
Reminds me of a sherlock holmes mystery where someone hid something in plain sight so no one could find it.
Hirito in The Little Red Dot - Singapore
ORD!! Now awaiting Uni admission.
Registered on 2007/09/01 18:24
Stash? What stash? Besides my doujinshi and Dengeki Hime being arranged on the shelves, I don't have anything else which would be "questionable". My parents don't even take a look at it so it's safe ^^.
Most of the booty would definitely be on my HDDs, and it's a good thing that they don't really know how to operate a computer properly besides using MS word and IE (anyway my com is password locked when I'm not around so no worries). The stash is also placed in hidden folders, but it does get weird when people check how much space is left in the drive (eg: 1GB out of 100GB) and to find the drive "empty". hehe ^^. Oh no did I just give myself away?
Student
Registered on 2007/08/22 12:50
I'm the same as you, except my booty in my HDD is completely open to anyone. But since my parents don't use my computer at all, it is safe for me. there's an old chinese saying: the most dangerous place is the safest place.
National Servicemen
Registered on 2008/01/19 21:34
wah... how you get Dengeki Hime into Singapore
Techie
Registered on 2007/09/27 05:11
You can try online stores ^^
Techie
Registered on 2007/09/27 05:11
My Dengeki Hime is just stacked with other magazines in the open too.
nobody bothers to look anyways
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Registered on 2006/12/25 12:20
In a drawer underneath the windows but my mom knows where it is as she suggested I kept my stuff there ^^;
I remember printing out an illustration of two girls in their birthday suits carrying school bags and taking a peek or two before school. Awesome stuff
I just deleted my dolphin waxing folder yesterday...
searching for work T-T
Registered on 2007/10/11 21:54
So now you will get a sad non shining dolphin? :< :P
Office Monkey
Registered on 2007/06/22 14:37
Oh, you know, a file in a file in a file in a file. Hopefully no one wants to look at my canoscan LiDE 25 scans from january 2nd, 2007. :D
Photographer
Registered on 2007/07/16 21:56
My mom didn't even care that I had Playboys so I never had to hide them or anything else. I don't hide anything now either.
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
my pirate booty is hidden away on 2 of my 500G external drives daisy linked together. the folders have weird names and are encrypted just to be safe. i also keep some moe pictures on my usb keychain. almost got caught once when a friend had to borrow my usb key to save something on a school computer...lol. as for actual hard copies, i keep them mixed with my stash of magazines and manga/anime related stuff, there's so much stuff that you'd just find regular mags even if you bothered to look in there.
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:17
my ero treasure are encrypted, hidden at a hidden folder located at the last place you'll look for files for and for extra measure it is stored on a external HDD XDDD
those kids are n00bs when hiding ero stuff XDDDD
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:17
i've got another way for those hard copy ero stuff...
place all your ero stuff inside a box. put a label on it saying "NO PR0N HERE" and leave it in the open
no one would dare to look into it XDDDD
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Actually it would sound so fishy it would be hard for me not to open it...
Just kidding.
"Curiosity killed the cat" they say.
Senior Software / Systems Developer
Registered on 2007/11/02 16:10
I put a fake bottom in one of my desk drawers.
Artist
Registered on 2008/01/12 03:00
I never bought any Eromagz in my entire life ^^; Reason...Internet XD
Maybe you guys can copy the way Light hide his Death Note in the series :p Put some trap in there, so when someone found it, it'll burn the magazines. No proof!! XD
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57
but all your life's worth of collection will be gone. O_O
Internship student
Registered on 2007/05/12 03:11
I put all my goodies in a system folder which is hidden in a very deep root folder...harharhar....
you have to enable the "view hidden system files and folders" to view it....^^
if not you can just type the name of the folder in the address bar, that is if you can remember the long name... ^^;
I myself can't remember the name of the folder but my fingers remembers the typing sequence... ^^;
Online Shop
Registered on 2008/01/17 11:35
I just lie them around my room, I don't hide them anymore...
Aspiring Trap
Registered on 2007/10/20 23:04
I store it the same place my dad hides his porn. Since he longer has a need for them, he doesn't check there either www
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Registered on 2007/10/22 02:10
I used to hide my stuff in a drawer and then locked it... Now, the drawer is still locked... I lost the key...
mouse clicker
Registered on 2007/08/23 07:07
i guess that explains your sn. ^^;
Registered on 2008/02/16 22:51
explain how he's so healthy now
Student/Part-Time Worker
Registered on 2007/11/30 13:45
The Doujin's I have I actually keep in a fairly open spot but since it's in that place no one bothers to look. That spot is my empty Full Armor ZZ Gundam model box on my shelf.
For the computer I store them on my 8gig flash drives I have.
Otaku, Computer tech, Student
Registered on 2007/12/07 21:33
Meh, I've always kept my stuff hidden in a folder in a folder in a folder etc. etc. My mom has always been pretty open about sex related things so since around 15 or 16 I don't think she would have minded (I don't think she knew about any of it till I became 18) Now I'm 18 and leave it in the same folder :p. As for non e-ero, I keep it in a drawer right next to my desk :o.
Full Time Pedobear
Registered on 2007/04/11 16:51
that "mum site" is dangerous...someone should block it!!
mouse clicker
Registered on 2007/08/23 07:07
i used to place mags in the space behind the drawers.
now i just keep everything digital. and even have a separate hdd just for those stuff. which i never lend anyone. :)
mouse clicker
Registered on 2007/08/23 07:07
oh yeah, i used to zip those stuff with a password of course.
Internship student
Registered on 2007/05/12 03:11
maybe I'm too paranoid but I zipped and passworded it and change the extension from zip/rar into *.txt,*.sys,*.iso or anything else... ^^;;;
Student
Registered on 2007/01/03 02:12
My booty is stashed on my hard drive XD
dannychoo.com no aidokusha
Registered on 2007/12/25 23:02
i stash all my loot in the computer..and since my mom doesnt know how to use a computer..i am safe
for physical stash i used to hide them amongst school and college textbooks...
Stigmata Martyr
Registered on 2007/04/22 12:13
i keep my 2 main PCs "clean"...my 2 ipods on the other hand are anything but.
Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
Registered on 2008/01/02 12:55
i got none lol XD watched it all from 4th grade till it bored me which was when i was in 7th. might plan on watching if i can or if i am tooo bored to play my xbox360
security/student
Registered on 2007/04/17 14:53
hmm.. wife is fine with waxin the dolphin..and hide my stuff in plain sight.. on the computer and around the house.. nice wife like that :D
as a kid.. usually snuck to see my dads stash..he he
and are all parents computer novices where one can hide everything in plain sight??
what about you Danny.. where do you hide your swag?????
Fulltime Otaku // Student
Registered on 2007/01/08 00:17
My stuff is hidden in the box of my Motherboard from my pc. So my parent's will (hopefully) never discover it.
College Student
Registered on 2007/12/17 08:50
When I was at home, I buried my goodies under dozens of folders under obscure and misleading names... in university, I've been leaving my porn on the desktop..
Student
Registered on 2007/10/31 21:28
LOL!
XD too bad all my stuffs are in the computer. XD
Registered on 2008/02/16 22:51
I forgot where i put them XD
Risedawn in Singapore_-_ Isolated in the Dark Side
Currently Serving National Service in The Singapore Armed Forces
Registered on 2008/01/06 10:49
Lolz....all my stuff are in my External HDD well hidden away folders after folders to keep my brother or sister from finding it. Luckily my parents does not know how to use operate a PC.
Student and Miku Guardian
Registered on 2008/03/11 20:11
Well, I safeguard mine by putting the hidden folder with the 'stash' in my antivirus program folder..
Hope the anti-virus won't detect it as a virus and delete them.. :(
Witch Hunter
Registered on 2007/09/13 18:16
In Insanity Hell
Registered on 2008/03/13 03:33
The under the bed things is so common....I have two computer...one is for gaming and other is for "storage"....
Professional Student
Registered on 2007/11/18 22:17
Damn! the layout of my room is shockingly the same! (except for the bed) I put my magz on #4, same place! *creeps out*
student
Registered on 2008/02/07 01:13
no encryption on my external HDD, and i put pron stuff on my desk drawer.
my sister will get mad if they found them, my parent will not, since they said this to me:
"if u want to collect it, u can collect them, just control your "urge" and never do it unless its legal a.k.a married"
that happen when i'm at 14 y-old
rational parent?
Student
Registered on 2007/11/07 06:56
I used to put everything in a drawer my mom wouldn't open. Now I keep everything on a 80Gig external HD ^^
IT monkey/consultant
Registered on 2006/12/29 03:14
No stash here. All of my "attention" is reserved for the woman I marry.
I know that makes me unusual 'round these parts.
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20
*Evil laughter* I simply put Safesearch off. It's like getting a lottery prize every time I use Google XD
Otaku/Gadgeteer/Deadman
Registered on 2007/01/10 19:27
I download and store the H-CGs in my external HDD. And it's already more or less 11Gb... am confused which to trash or keep.
ICT Technician
Registered on 2008/01/28 07:18
I have a nice collection of 2D on my computer, my wife doesn't mind as long as there not 3D she says. :)
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57
mine is buried in the backyard and marked with a massive red cross. ('~')
Aimless Traveler
Registered on 2007/04/21 21:19
My Yamashita's Gold lay undisturbed both in my PC and a special compartment. Dad is always busy, mom just doesn't know how to use the computer.
NEET
Registered on 2008/01/19 23:21
Bought my first own computer when I was ~14, before that I sometimes bothered to archive in .rar files on the family computer but not very often.
Student
Registered on 2008/01/05 23:08
OMG! has annyone thought about online storage thats where i keep mine then i can access it on anny computer without annyone ever knowing MUHAHAHAHA! >=03
your annoying commercial break
Registered on 2007/11/25 09:34
But won't that leave you hanging if you lose internet access for awhile? Literally and Figuratively? And there's having to download. Sounds a bit iffy.
I do the whole folder in a folder in a folder thing too. My family knows better than to touch *my* computer.
Student
Registered on 2008/01/05 23:08
i guess ur right i mean in the uk getting a "stable" connection is impossible. lol
post-hikikomori, now part-time network engineer
Registered on 2007/08/24 00:21
where i stash all my digital booties ya might ask? well its in the printer drivers folder of course. no one is gonna look in there :D
Evil King in Vlaardingen, the Netherlands, Earth
Student and full-time otaku
Registered on 2007/12/19 00:24
When we first got (dial-up)internet, I made printouts and stuk them behind a poster. Worked well...till some regrettable day; my little bro spotted it so decided to toss it and go all digital.
No encription for me though, its hidden in folders in folders in folders XD
オタク by moonlight, Graphic Designer by daylight
Registered on 2007/11/08 03:37
Hide the tree in the forest.
When I was a kid, I hide my ero book on my comic bookshelf. =P
Student
Registered on 2008/01/30 03:15
My stuff was actually just thrown in the back of a drawer in my table next to my bed... But now that I upgraded to a computer, I just throw all my stuff in a folder mixed in with other "innocent" folders and password my computer when I am not around.
Student
Registered on 2008/01/19 15:28
WTF magizines. Please people learn how to use the internet!!!!!!! Just kno not to go to harmful websites. The internet has everything. All my booty is stashed on my laptop. Good thing I live in a house full of computer idiots. :)
Hikikomori
Registered on 2007/08/22 05:30
Danny uses the same technique as prisioners to hide pr0nz...
As for me, when I had pr0nz, I just shoved it in the middle of some other magazine and mixed it with a pile of magazines.
Nowadays, the interwabs is a good enough supplier.
Vender Salesman
Registered on 2008/01/09 07:47
I had it a lot easier. My brother is 12 years older than me and had already moved out and got a place of his own near us. So I would go over and look at his collection of magazines. I think he had every magazine of Playboy and Penthouse from the 70's.
Student
Registered on 2008/02/17 19:31
I hide most of my dengeki mags practiacally in plain sight. On the top of my dresser...which is often piled with clothes.
All PC files are rar passworded and usually opened and archived on my linux machine. Parents haven't a clue how the hell to deal with linux and i run dvorak keyboards on all my machines. (Leaving QWERTY as the physical layout)
very safe ^^
Web Design & Development
Registered on 2007/09/11 09:43
TrueCrypted drive image in Windows/System32 named thesearentthedroidsyourelookingfor.
