When I was a young lad, many classmates denied that they ever waxed their dolphin, I made no such claims - made sure that I maintained good health.
Back then there was no internet and I had to get okazu (materials looked at while carrying out the dolphin care procedure) mainly from the Sun news paper - it had a pair of eyes in it every day on page 3.
And then there were times that I had to reach high up for the top shelf to pick up Playboy magazine...
But now thanks to the internet, many young healthy lads don't have to go through the embarrassment of buying Playboy in a shop.
In Japan however, there is nothing embarrassing about buying ero mags from a shop - even with covers like this.
How about you? You is be getting most of your health care materials from the internets or shop or both?
Feel free to share links to health care sites that you approve of - 2D or 3D.
Posted on 2008/03/13 12:59
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 11:06
jonhohx in Adelaide working to go to Tokyo
Government agent
Registered on 2007/05/14 19:31
the real term is "excercising whilst looking at pictures"
Registered on 2007/10/21 13:13
before i had a girlfriend a lot of my material came from www.fakku.net and before that was www.stileproject.com
Hatix in Antwerp, Belgium
IT, Programmer, ...
Registered on 2007/04/25 05:14
whoa, stileproject still exists :p
me gets everything from the internets, haven't got a single ero mag ;p (maybe I should change that on my next Japan trip ^^;)
Student, Photographer, Paintballer,
Registered on 2007/10/10 12:39
lolz at health care materials!
In Insanity Hell
Registered on 2008/03/13 03:33
Danny how did you discover that site?
So...Much....Eroge....*nosebleed to death*....
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
The net's where it's at for me, though I started on good old print. Were the page 3 beauties any better back then? They all seem enhanced now.
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
And, where the heck did "waxing the dolphin" come from? Can't imagine the etymology... "Spanking the monkey", yeah. "Beating the one-eyed monster", ok.
Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42
R-1, it's an old term, probably as old as spanking the monkey. who knows where is came from. ^^;
CyberStudent
Registered on 2008/01/04 12:17
Well I used to be an all internet person but then my dad gave me his large stash of mags. It was a very awkward moment because that is when we had our little "talk."
Another reason why i dont use the computer anymore is becuase I gots a new laptop and Im scared that some "little otakus" might jump on it. ^^
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
I imagine the scene...
"Here my son, you've become a fine man. I will give you what will become our family heirloom... My very own collection of dirty magazines. Don't mind the fingerprints, son, as they are sacred".
Please shout at me if my thoughts were incorrect (though I believe the last one is pure invention).
CyberStudent
Registered on 2008/01/04 12:17
Actually it did go kinda like that! Except he was all like, "here you go, Ive been savin these since i was your age and i knew i would probably giv them to you someday cuz now i have your mom." The last part sent chills up my spine. I bet anyone would get that feeling.
I was really surprised that he had some 2D mags since he is not an anime fan.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Well, at least he decided to be with someone and have kids otherwise you'd not be here to talk with us today. ^^;
2D girls? Now that's quite surprising.
mouse clicker
Registered on 2007/08/23 07:07
"...cuz now i have your mom."
lolz. scary but lolz.
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
2D? now thats my kind of dad. though the part of mom sent chills up my spine too.
Wibbling
Registered on 2007/12/18 04:54
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Story will repeat itself? (Hence mags as family heirloom)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Ah, Page3 girls... The few things I spotted when I visited London for two days. ^^
Well, things were a bit difficult when the internet was not so developed...
Magazines, television... That was such a pain in the backside.
And then one day, the Internet came... A blessing and a curse at the same time, a double-edged blade to manipulate with care.
Hmmm, I prefer BugBug mag in terms of front illustrations. (-Confession time- It was also the fateful keyword that made me enter your site and never leave again. ^^; Tony Taka banzai!!)
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
really? the term that trapped me here was "Nakano Broadway"
security/student
Registered on 2007/04/17 14:53
crossbone gundam brought me here.. guess that makes me the only non ero questor... :D
Aspiring Trap
Registered on 2007/10/20 23:04
BugBug covers are handled by Kazuya Kuroda, not T2. You've been worshipping the wrong god ;p
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Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Anyway, another one I worship anyway.
How could I be mistaken anyway? Their artwork style is different... And one draws (much) bigger "eyes" than the other. ^^
Student
Registered on 2008/03/08 16:19
back in the day...i had sources, or should i say source, of vhs tapes. the quality was horrible but I couldn't complain about it, and to add more fuel to the fire, it was taped back in the 70's-ish so it was aweful compared to nowadays. Btw im not even 20 yet so dont assume im like some 50 yr old dolphin waxer
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Entered that world very early in your life then? 'kay.
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57
ah yes the page 3 girl. but me i prefer japanese and chinese babes. ^^;
oh btw, thank you internet i love u so much, i'll send cookies. ^^;
CyberStudent
Registered on 2008/01/04 12:17
Make those cybercookies. They taste great over the internet.
chun in home feeling sleepy LOL
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
Registered on 2007/01/09 14:33
I have had a girlfriend write about how her husband bought her a male lapdance.... (think beefy almost nude men) I read and laughed until I cried :P
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
Sounds like one of my mom's dates where
they went to strip club. She was more game about it than her date at the time, HAHAHA!
Logis Of The Adeptus Mechanicus
Registered on 2008/03/12 14:41
I get it from the internet - who would be desperate enough to get porno through one's parents? Just the thought makes my stomach turn:
Moi: "Hey mum, can you get me some porno?"
Mum: "Don't make me slap you."
Something like that, is what would happen... or a stare-off...
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Logis Of The Adeptus Mechanicus
Registered on 2008/03/12 14:41
Hahaha, hilarious! Do you know if that's what they're really saying? I don't speak Japanese, yet.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Generally fansubs are pretty accurate, except for those of the "nyoron~" team and some others from what I heard.
Having very little knowledge in Japanese, except for the colloquial expression they use in anime... You can easily imagine the rest of my sentence.
Logis Of The Adeptus Mechanicus
Registered on 2008/03/12 14:41
I know it's a fansub, but I was asking if it was a parody or something. sorriez~
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
Really? They seem to be doing a good job on Gundam 00.
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Registered on 2006/12/25 12:20
Yup, that's what they are saying.
I remember that scene. It's hilarious! Need to learn how Yuuichi manages to maintain such a straight face.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
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Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Registered on 2006/12/25 12:20
That one's accurate as well. Brings back memories. I lol-ed at the part where Yuuichi comments of the number of variations 'uguu~' has.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
No windbell, I have put this one because of Yuiichi ultra-phlegmatic attitude. One killer sentence is: "Oh, a body exploded". Love that character, even if he's a bit too mean to girls.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
I LOLED that brings back sweet memories.
cg artist
Registered on 2007/02/06 21:53
nothing beats my imagination!
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
Photography
Registered on 2007/11/01 15:55
I hear of "waxing the dolphin" often, but what about the girls? Is there a term for when we girls want some alone time?
But speaking adult magazines. One time I was snooping around in my brother's room and spotted some adult magazines and flipped through one of them and right in the center of the magazine was a horrible, horrible HORRIBLE!! nude photo of Burt Reynolds, with his nastyness all hanging out. *shudders*
I guess that's why seeing a man naked is such a turn off for me.
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Just wondering what a Nude (Urgh!) pic of Burt Reynolds would do in a magazine for guys, but hey.
No wonder why you ended traumatized.
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
I think that particular pic was an ad for DirectTV, about their High-Def films. But, said pic was also done in the '70's for a Cosmopolitan equivalent of a centerfold. How many women back then, er, "shucked their oysters" (that was attempt to make a female equivalent) to this pic I wonder...
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
chun in home feeling sleepy LOL
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
Registered on 2007/01/09 14:33
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
HOLY MIND RAEP NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
Photography
Registered on 2007/11/01 15:55
To THAT photo of Burt Reynolds? Ultra-hairy must've been the thing back in the day.
"Shucking oysters" ? Sounds rather violent. Doesn't that involve some sort of knife?
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
just go to urbandictionary.com and look up the M word.
Stigmata Martyr
Registered on 2007/04/22 12:13
not sure she knows what the M word is
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Registered on 2007/12/04 23:16
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
Registered on 2008/02/01 21:02
"www.fakku.net" is jawesome! I highly approve xD
I once got found out having hentai on the comp..my mum banned me from the internet for like a month and now she doesn't know I still get the stuff as I have my own laptop now (plus I'm like 19 now she can't do anything xD)
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 11:06
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Registered on 2007/12/04 23:16
www.fakku.net is awesome indeed!
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
24/7 Otaku / 100% Haruhiist
Registered on 2007/09/16 17:16
You know what, Japan is ranked as one of the countries with the longest average lifespan. Now I know why -- they take good care of their health. :P
Logis Of The Adeptus Mechanicus
Registered on 2008/03/12 14:41
I thought a majority of Japan's population are chain smokers, no?
C. Engineering Student
Registered on 2008/01/08 08:52
Danny buy the one on the top rack, with the girl in that white shirt. Scan it for us! ;)
She looks like wonderful dolphin care. I wonder what her name is.
computer business Infomation system
Registered on 2007/11/30 13:44
No no no... get the OL one!
R-1 in the "Hagane" docking bay
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:49
Er, I don't think Danny wants this site to be a repository of rambunctious and random ravishment (my amateurish attempt at alliteration is an abyssmal assault to the eyes...)
C. Engineering Student
Registered on 2008/01/08 08:52
That one works too. I'm just more interested in knowing their names, they are both pretty.
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:17
and that's why i love the internets 'coz this way i could maintain a healthy life by my daily dolphin waxing =3
this is quite strange...i prefer 2D girls and yet i have 3D idols sites where you can download photobooks and videos and only a little 2D girls sits ^^;;;;
here are some 3D idol sites that i come for some dolphin waxing supplements =3
http://aadx.ost-fansub.net/
http://www.weloveidolls.co.cc/
http://www.akiba-online.com/
http://www.droolage.us
do you guys have some 2D moelicious-lolilicious girls sites? i only have moe.imouto.org, konachan.org and danbooru ^^;;;
Full Time Pedobear
Registered on 2007/04/11 16:51
it's fun to read everyone's experience with regards to fapping.. Lol.
well, for me, i used to take a couple of FHM and fap over it. now, i hardly fap. :P occasionally though..
sources that i fap from now:
1) imagination
2) internet
3) leftover fhm mags that survived thru tons of spring cleaning (2)
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
i get my health care products from the net its cheaper that way.
also, my country has the one of the largest bunch of moralfags in the world so no NSFW material for sale here.(openly at least)
student
Registered on 2008/02/07 01:13
exactly like that too here.
when playboy decided to put their branch here, all moslem's and religion ministry got their hate on it, really deeEEEEEP,
playboy magz still came out after it though,
but they broke/stop producing after 5 or 6 month, since i've read it, and no nekid titi or pusi, which suck
i think the only titi and pusi source for us southeastern asian's is, either make it yourself (if u have learn how to make manga/doujin or can draw) or bow to the power of Al gore, internet
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 10:07
forgot to add. all my health care products are 2D only. do not have a single shred of 3D health care on my com.
student
Registered on 2008/02/07 01:13
have both, but left 3d care a long time ago, due to their bad quality(sl*t and who** are no good! we need purity!) and un-cuteness
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Tended to go there but not anymore (NSFW, futanari -aaaargh!-, muscle girls -urgh-, etc. major warning!).
Lots of sites, but there are surely many that can turn you off in the most destructive way.
http://www.netlaputa.ne.jp/~baku/index-e.htm
(Personal favorites in this site: Mujoh, Simple House, DFA, Graf Zeppelin, Musoh-Kyu, Happy Water, The Heat Desert of the Wolves (sic), Endless Luv and some others)
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
And if you make a weird face at the random picture at the main page, pay no attention to it and directly go to the sites (and maybe search for the sites I have mentioned)... No traps (in both ways).
