WARNING Blah Blah. The scenario is different this time. Not sure what shes doing but imagine *yourself* as Konomi-chan. A teacher walks in the room. What do you say?
*Teacher walks in* 2 Outcomes. If male: SCREAM! If female: SCREAM! Ok, that wasn't really much of an outcome, but that's what I would do. I suppose the proper response (for either sex) would be: You wanna join? The more the merrier!
It would probably be more like: "Sensei, my panties exploded"... I need help cleaning up?
Right....the sign besides say "sold out" and now wait for pictures with bukkake! what am i say? hmmm~Great figure!!!
if teacher female: sensei, i came. if teacher male: sensei, you came pun intended
LOL! Good pun.
Wanna take a picture? LOL, I dunno... I've never been caught with my pants down before and I'm not a girl so...
1) teacher: you know....i understand you really love school, but dont you think its awkward to have sex with it? 2) teacher: oi oi oi....bathrooms two doors down hold it in hold it in. 3) teacher: i thought sex ed was over today, unless you wanted some extra tutoring ;)
*Laugh* I would go for option 2.
Male Teacher: ... Konomi: I'm ready for the anatomy examination. Male Teacher: Class is in session.
One word. "Damn". In Japanese is it "Jikusho" or something like that?
it's either that or "chikusho"
Konomi: Sensei, i'm ready for my...wait, you're not the doctor Teacher: ... *goes out and closes the door*
"Not sure what shes doing" she's...how should i put this... she's "playing" or "giving joy" to herself or "waxing her cat" if you want to put it that way XDDD
"Sensei, this is not what it looks like."
Conversely, you could say: "Sensei, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."
Teacher: What does it look like then?
If you can't figure that out, you're on your own. :P
As the student? Er... Was gonna post something, but they were all deemed to be in bad taste...
Gah... "Help me sensei. I'm leaking, and I don't know what's wrong."
Sensei: sou desu ka. let me help you plug that leak. *sensei inserts a vibrator*
Teacher: "It better be me that you're thinking off, or you'll be mopping that floor, young lady".
awesome figure, i cant believe its so detail until u can see trails of liquid dripping down. must buy!! A: konomi-chan: *screams in estacy first* note: since you have been found out, might as well continue and finish off the job B: konomi-chan: please dont tell the other students and i will let you keep my soiled pantsu.
Oh God... I'd die from excessive fappage if I had that figure...
teacher: "nice chair" ('~')
I can only say what I'd do if I were the teacher. If I walked in on her, I'd stop, shake my head, turn around, close and lock the door (not to keep her in, but keep others out), then go and find something else to do for about thirty minutes. I'd just assume it was something she had to do.
I think we know what would you do for those 30 minutes.
MOAR PLEASE. Seriously we need more pics.
Ask, and ye shall receive http://shop-voltage.com/ This is the sculptor'oughs website. Even has a blog so you can see the figure's construction. In Japanese though.
There's one really nasty figure he's made though. Hard to miss, since it's on the front page.
The stuff you find in the ad pages of Hobby Japan. That mag so rocks.
Nice find R-1.How did you find that ^^;
Oh - My - Goodness... R-1, you're a great and noble bastard, dear sir. (I mean bastard in a good way)
*salutes* R-1 no tameni!
Danny: The dark and dirty, black and white ad pages of Hobby Japan. That guy's been around since I was in High School. Saw his sculpts, and decided to visit his website. He's got some pretty kinky stuff.
"But my mom did the same too, and dad didn't mind!"
lol How old is Konomi meant to be btw?
Konomi: "Algebra...Algebra....Algebra... ALGEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" My dear Konomi.... why is she doing that? :sob:
"Fire in the hole!!"
He, nobody'll walk in, because I have already locked the door to give us some more privacy XD
That string, what´s it made of?
This is so H O T.
"I slipped and fell"
My oil cap is broken..
i got a tampon stuck inside here
Chris Hansen: Mind if I take a seat?
lmfao!
"Sensei, I'm sorry, I wanted to do that at home (as usual), but there are guests today... I did wait for everyone to go home, but not for you to be back because you'd forget something... This is so embarassing."
*rr
Answer 1: "My....PENCILS got stuck. Some bullies stuck them in there. Can you help me?" Answer 2: "....I had my period?" Answer 3: "I need some extra credit. Will you give me some?" Answer 4: "I'm changing. I got wet after *something involving getting wet, like falling into a lake or something*. Can you help me change?" Anyways, DAMN that's super special awesome!
Ha! What if you bought that and your parents came to your house and saw that? Parents: We know you had a fetish for figures but...
"Just checking myself for vaginal cancer or whatever"
its either if shes alone with her boyfriend or is simply stupid enough to do infront of the classroom
Ouh, it itchy, sensei!! No problem, let me scratch you...
Teacher: Wa, wa, wa, wasuremono~ Teacher: !!! I'm sorry to bother you. (runs out)
What does wasuremono mean again? I know a song called that, but I can't remember what it means... Any word on how much the figures will cost (both of them)?
Wasuremono = I forgot something (I guess) Taniguchi, eh?
"Billy told me I could reach my inner self like this..."
teacher : ouah! konomi-chan why are you still here? konomi : iiaa! somethings wrong with my body when l think to sensei... teacher : eh?! konomi : sensei help me to feel better please...
I was bored...
Being a girl... Specifically Konomi-chan... Hum... Let out a most moe-some ~Gyaaa scream and then probably just continue the moe-ness and just blush and try to hide the mess, while the teacher most likely ooggles back not knowing what to do. If only I was the teacher...........
Konomi: "Dozo." Teacher to self: "JACKPOT!"
OMG!!......heart beatting so fast, no blood in brain to think of comment,.....drooling!
"I'm purging demons. Be gone!"
hmm, i'm practicing for the sexual education class >_
Lord help me... too late... -- Answer 1: "Do you mind?! I'm getting ready for band camp!" -- Answer 2: "What? No camcorder?" -- Answer 3: "Oh, geez. Thanks a lot, Mr. Moodkiller! If I were a boy, I'd be limp right now." -- Answer 4: "Now it's time for the student to become the teacher..." -- Answer 5: "It's the same as always, sensei. 5000 yen for 5 minutes." -- Answer 6: "God, I hate crabs."
It must be very hot in there, to make her undress like that and...look how much she's sweating...
"Used pantsu... 50 buck... deal?"
Konomi: I was visiting dannychoo.com yesterday, and all the nice people there taught me sooo many things. This is one of them.
LOL are we a sex ed page now?
...I was checking for centipedes?
if i were the teacher, i'd tell her to lick the floor clean now THATS a fetish
Konomi: Sensei i cant stop whenever i think of you my body gets so hot i lose control. Sensei: let me help you then. Konomi: SenseI!!!!!! *figure out the rest yourself.
Konomi: "onizuka sensei..." onizuka: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/gordon008/funny/gto02.jpg
SUGOI DA!!!!
Why does it have to be a teacher ? Student: Can i help you with that? it apply for a teacher as well.
Sorry for double posting. But isn't children going there ?
OMG IT-ITS-DRIPPING! O_O (lolcaptainobvious)
I have a LOWER case of flu, can I be free of school duty for a week?
LOL.
Goes for both male/female sensei *Sensei comes in* Konomi: Sensei, could you lend a hand and teach me? lol
Oh yeah! Just give a second. I'm just going in my classroom. I just forgot myyyyy.....O_O......HOOOLY SH*T!! (BTW hot do you say "Holy Sh*t" in Japanese?)
