Tue 2009/01/13 03:53
A major design flaw of Imperial Stormtrooper armor - you cant see when other lads touch your dolphin armor - cant feel anything either. Actually, you cant feel anything when somebody touches any of the hard parts meaning that a rebel could easily plant a thermal detonator on you. This taken today at a Seijin Shiki in Shibuya - will post the pics of the girls later.
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danny i don't know if you have noticed but a hand is touching your sacred jedi parts 0o
(ID #445692) Posted on 2009/01/13 03:56
Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
Yeah, that's the dolphin ^^;
(ID #445696) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:04
i thought that a force field is supposed to protect this woman-only area ^^
(ID #445699) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:06
A force field in the Holy Land of Yaoi (and everything ecchi)? not likely.
(ID #445734) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:42
College student, Software Engineer, Otaku
thank goodness that they're only touching the armor...
(ID #446167) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:04
aspiring to become a doujin and graphics artist cum lawyer
thank god nobody's even thinking of photoshopping this........... but dont worry, I bet the force is strong XP
(ID #446823) Posted on 2009/01/13 21:40
@xanthe: the moment you said it it has been done.
(ID #447470) Posted on 2009/01/14 13:47
May the force be with you my young padawan
(ID #445796) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:12
you said cant see but what about feel you should be able to feel when someone has their hand right there
(ID #445694) Posted on 2009/01/13 03:59
CEO MIrai Inc
I dont have ability to feel through hard plastic desu.
(ID #445837) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:43
ok makes more sense now thanks
(ID #445868) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:05
You can't feel when dudes touch you dolphin and you call that a "design flaw"? It seems like a feature to me!
(ID #445985) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:07
Unemployed bummer
sound like you need this 'feature'
(ID #446246) Posted on 2009/01/13 11:14
it is better that way.
(ID #446145) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:54
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
That's the price you pay with a cod piece... The dolphin is safe from hurled rocks, but vulnerable to sinister attacks... I'm surprised nobody has sharpied a smiley face on you actually. O.o Don't juveniles have sharpies in Japan? XD Not that I wish anything on your armor... O.O;
(ID #446207) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:43
you should use the force ~
(ID #446429) Posted on 2009/01/13 13:14
Otaku / Student in Computer Science
>_<
(ID #446479) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:12
Anyone else think that the second on the left looks like that death god from death note?
(ID #445695) Posted on 2009/01/13 03:59
So true. He is Ryuk
(ID #445782) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:45
I feel like making a photo comparison...
(ID #445789) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:01
LOL you're right.
(ID #445900) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:27
Yea, he does.
(ID #448234) Posted on 2009/01/15 05:08
I wondered why he looks so familiar XD
(ID #469559) Posted on 2009/01/31 22:19
Unemployed Dollfie enthusiast
Lol. Maybe he wants to see what's inside too.
(ID #445697) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:04
Gamer,Anime Watcher,Student,Youtuber (below is my YouTubepage click for reviews and more)
hey ur lucky u wernt in a all gay bar.........but why would u wanna touch a stormtroppers well you know.......wouldnt they shoot u
(ID #445700) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:07
Blogger, consultant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRWe_0sD33Y <_< >_>
(ID #445707) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:10
CEO MIrai Inc
Hehe. At least you didnt make any gay jokes - folks who do get banned.
(ID #445840) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:44
It's just a good ole fashioned round of sack tap! =]
(ID #445702) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:07
This bottle (in the Hand from the guy in front of Danny)... is it Sake or something for burning the dolphin ?
(ID #445705) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:09
Student artist
Indirect TOUCH, btw why they touching you in the first place? Also is this event when those teens turn 20 and they gather up an party?
(ID #445706) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:10
Yup its called Seijin Shiki
(ID #446454) Posted on 2009/01/13 13:37
Guys being guys, what did you expect.
(ID #448236) Posted on 2009/01/15 05:09
Blogger, consultant
Danny, good thing you're married or you'd have to make them take responsibility!
(ID #445711) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:11
is that what the lightsaber was made for ??? cutting hands to prevent incoming dolphin touching ????
(ID #445715) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:17
I wonder if they think it's good luck to touch the crotch plate of a storm trooper? Maybe it gives you super dolphin powers for a short while? Like a magical otaku aphrodisiac
(ID #445719) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:24
DCX001-Prototype
O_O! Danny.........
(ID #445724) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:34
DCX001-Prototype
I believe that photo have a meaning from "Seijin Shiki" via Wiki: Seijin Shiki (成人式, lit. Adult Ceremony?) is the Japanese coming-of-age ceremony. It is held annually on Seijin no Hi (成人の日, lit. Coming of age day?), the second Monday in January. Festivities include ceremonies held at local and prefectural offices and parties amongst family and friends to celebrate passage into adulthood. So I believe that "part" is what "adulthood" stand for ^^;
(ID #445730) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:41
Blogger, consultant
I'm sure Danny was victimized by dark Jedi powers... Danny: Let me see your identification. Japanese boy: You don't need to see his identification. Danny: I don't need to see his identification. Japnese boy: This isn't the dolphin you're looking for. Danny: This isn't the dolphin you're looking for. Japanese boy: He can go about his business. Danny: You can go about your business. Japanese boy: Move along. Danny: Move along... move along.
(ID #445728) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:37
^^;
(ID #445763) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:17
CEO MIrai Inc
^^;;;
(ID #445841) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:44
ROFL !!!
(ID #446567) Posted on 2009/01/13 15:22
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
Wahahahahahahahahahaha....!! Now this cracks me up... wakakaka...
(ID #445731) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:41
Otaku
Jajaja Stormtroopers are so open mind.
(ID #445736) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:44
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
LOL got pwned? ^^;;;;;;; speaking of dolphins, saw some on TV at a camera shop yesterday... the actual ones not the ones on guys lol!
(ID #445742) Posted on 2009/01/13 04:50
Young Grasshopper
What you need is a heat sensor dolphin alarm that goes off whenever someone touches the plate XD.
(ID #445749) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:02
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
Since it was a seijin shiki, they want to rub the dolphin of a stormtrooper in hopes they they too will have dolphins like Danny. That, or it was some sort of an armor inspection hehehe...^^;
(ID #445752) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:05
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
Oh... that photo was taken during seijin shiki??? didn't notice...
(ID #445776) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:33
Maybe he's just offering you some extra protection... ^_^
(ID #445765) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:18
Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
All you need is a tactile sensor and a little warning LED. :)
(ID #445771) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:27
Blogger, consultant
LOL. That would be awesome. Add in a prerecorded warning that triggers with the tactile sensor: "Do not violate the territoriality of the dolphin desu!"
(ID #445774) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:31
Yea or have some kind of electric charge when they touch there.
(ID #448238) Posted on 2009/01/15 05:11
student , otaku and awesome blogger
whats up with young guys always touching others guys no-no parts
(ID #445781) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:43
Young Grasshopper
Maybe he thought he was a miss trooper? xD Either way, he is going to be in for a 'shocking' surprise LOL!
(ID #445783) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:46
Slight glimpse of a girl on the left. Can't wait for the pictures.
(ID #445786) Posted on 2009/01/13 05:53
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Mmmm...Awesome! Everyone is saying how danny is the victim but me thinks perhaps danny liked it?!? Mmm...OOOH YEAH!!!!
(ID #445788) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:01
I wonder if he did that on purpose..
(ID #445790) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:02
Looks like the 3 out front have a purpose. As if Danny said "I really gotta go", guys near "no the picture has not been taken' yet"! Danny, "I mean I got to GO to the bathroom". Then the guys out front spring into action the one in back applies pressure to hold other runs up with a bottle and the third is moving his hand in position to shield it all from view.
(ID #445808) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:26
Don't pay me much attention but I think that's kinda a hint...
(ID #445809) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:27
The hand of God reaches for your ... That ain't no ET moment right there
(ID #445824) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:34
Why are they dressed like that? Was there a wedding or something?
(ID #445828) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:37
Student
Whoa some of them are getting a little close there... but that's why there's an armor plate there XD Specifically designed for situations such as those! Just kidding :P
(ID #445831) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:38
guess that brings the literal meaning of "to cup" or "cupping" or just "cup".
(ID #445835) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:41
Hahaha! Seeing this made my day. ^^;
(ID #445836) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:42
AdvDip Network Security - CCNA - Ironport - Security+
Caption the pic: "Danny dolphin GET" i just don't get it. Why is it so incredibly popular for people to touch your armour there? When you add the voice changer to your armour, you should also add a touch/motion sensor on the 'cup' to alert you when being 'attacked'
(ID #445850) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:51
HAHA unlucky...
(ID #445851) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:51
LOL. Nothing like a public demonstration of honor and respect among men. xD
(ID #445858) Posted on 2009/01/13 06:58
Ramuneweb (Registered on 2008/12/30 16:44)
Can't feel through hard plastic eh? I wonder where can you feel through the armor.
(ID #445878) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:15
Rubbing the dolphin armor to get the stormtrooper dolphin blessing?
(ID #445886) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:20
For the momment there, I thought they wanted to reach inside to feel Danny's dolphin'o. o_o; Poor Danny, gets molested while he is trapped in a stormtrooper armor. Maybe Danny would feel better if he were to be surrounded by girls instead ^o^ ho ho ho~
(ID #445902) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:27
The Coming-of-age festival?
(ID #445909) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:32
Lol.. Use the force to heighten your senses.. XD
(ID #445916) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:37
lol, you never saw it coming. ^^;
(ID #445920) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:39
Haha - ace. I'd be pretty creeped out walking around and posing for photos in a suit that blocks out your sense of touch! Were you completely oblivious to that til you saw the photo?
(ID #445923) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:41
NEET (Desktop Support / Admin)
Oh my!!
(ID #445949) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:52
university film student
I think an interview with your wife would be quite interesting some day. It's not enough that cute girls have their hands all over you - now she has to worry about the guys too. ;)
(ID #445951) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:52
LMFAO that made my day!! ^___^ Guys are so perverted sometimes :D they look so fascinated at the Stormtrooper dolphin protector.
(ID #445961) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:57
ummm ya sometimes... -.-;; and that is probably why they added that part to the armor. to prevent spontaneous dolphin touching ^__^
(ID #445983) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:06
Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
I think it's an Asian thing. I don't really see any Westerners doing this sort of thing. At my predominantly Asian school, we had a running "Bangkok" thing going. It evolved from the classic "what's the capital of Thailand" to just yelling "Bangkok", followed by an attempt at the other guy's dolphin. Very weird.
(ID #446051) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:46
university film student
LOL. Haven't heard of that one before, but my visualization of the scene is quite interesting. My school's variation was to yell "pen!s" back and forth and see who could do it loudest. ...the girls usually won. >_>
(ID #446069) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:54
The Bangkok thing isnt primarily an Asian thing. Ive seen people at my school do it too and theres only a total of 20 or 30 Asians in my grade with 1050 or so people
(ID #446907) Posted on 2009/01/13 23:22
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
Step 1. Go where no man has gone before. (Well, kinda anyways) Step 3. Join the dark side! (There is no step 2!) But wow, pictures don't get any more personal than that. Their curiosity levels were way too high here. Danny should have a built in detector so he knows this kinda stuff is gonna happen. You know, kinda like a "spidey-sense" for unwanted attention. ^^;
(ID #445966) Posted on 2009/01/13 07:59
Maybe that's a sign...
(ID #446001) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:14
JR. College Student
Maybe you should replace the plastic with coated metal This way you could hook it up to an electric source and shock people when they touch you there... ...You could also fight crime with it. ELECTRIC PELVIC THRUST GO! BZZZ~
(ID #446006) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:20
Im sure that the police would come and arrest you first ^_^;;
(ID #446909) Posted on 2009/01/13 23:22
Actor, Moviemaker and Blogger.
Hahaha
(ID #446009) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:21
Looks like the guy holding the booze wanted to take a shoot at Danny's dolphin too...^_^U
(ID #446049) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:45
L0lZ Danny!
(ID #446052) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:46
L0lZ Danny!
(ID #446054) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:46
Hotdog Repairman
You must work on your skills young jedi. A master jedi can 'feel' when someone is reaching for his lightsaber.
(ID #446085) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:06
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
but a trooper is no jedi. no?
(ID #446172) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:07
I guess it counts as protection too ^^
(ID #446090) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:10
Dog of the Country
i dun tink he would mind if it was the girls..
(ID #446125) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:41
Perhaps Danny you can consider installing an alarm system that screams 'ecchi, ecchi' on areas that you don't want ppl to touch ...
(ID #446136) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:45
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
That pic is pure brilliance. Epicly so.
(ID #446143) Posted on 2009/01/13 09:53
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
beats me why a guy would want to touch the dolphin armor? ('~')
(ID #446174) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:08
Student
Lol, Matsu idea would be pretty good and funny.
(ID #446187) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:26
Ahahahaha, I could Imagine Danny's reaction when he first looked at the picture after the shot.
(ID #446188) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:27
Haha it's all in good fun! ^_^ There was something very much like this that guys at my high school did (mostly the athletes) which I experienced a few times........ not the most pleasant of greetings but still not nearly as bad as the more violent variant >.<
(ID #446189) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:28
Did he notice you are a MEN inside? LULZ!
(ID #446210) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:45
former Emperor of Britannia
They want the most powerful light saber in the universe.
(ID #446226) Posted on 2009/01/13 10:56
Student.
HAHA CROTCH TOUCH!!
(ID #446242) Posted on 2009/01/13 11:11
Filmmaker
Your dolphin has uncontrollable fans..
(ID #446286) Posted on 2009/01/13 11:29
Physiotherapist and Teacher
omg!, what a pic!!! is there another pic like that with girls? jijiji :P they wanted u to give them ur greaters powers >.<
(ID #446353) Posted on 2009/01/13 12:05
Future Pioneer and a Dreamer
Haha truly a storm trooper design flaw! Or any armor!
(ID #446396) Posted on 2009/01/13 12:30
Pokemon master
Trooper Danny is the perfect victim for taped-on "Kick me" signs.
(ID #446410) Posted on 2009/01/13 12:48
freelancer, Spanglish speaker
haha you make my day. that is why Danny doesn't use a chewbacca suit
(ID #446491) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:24
website/graphic designer
Ahahaha~ Made my day this did xD;
(ID #446512) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:34
Student of Computer Info. & Office Sys.
Just... WHY? XD;
(ID #446522) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:43
Mechanical Engineering student
Looks like you need a bodyguard Mr Danny! XD
(ID #446528) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:55
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 太もも Appreciator
Heh sorry I can't help but remind myself of that Jedi Council room scene from Episode I ^^; Yoda: "How feel you?" Danny: "Nothing, sir." Mace Windu: "Be mindful of your feelings..." Ki-Adi Mundi: "Your thoughts dwell on your dolphin." Yoda: "Afraid to lose it..I think."
(ID #446532) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:59
US Navy Sailor
LOL!! I heard of this happening with other 501st but only rear tapping.
(ID #446554) Posted on 2009/01/13 15:11
Engineering research
Reminds me of Az from gaijinsmash ^^ Look on the bright side, at least ya immune from kancho attacks. LOL
(ID #446609) Posted on 2009/01/13 16:25
Student & Game Designer
danny -> also popular with the guys ! =D
(ID #446689) Posted on 2009/01/13 18:53
hahah i guess not even armor protects everything
(ID #446800) Posted on 2009/01/13 21:24
LOL This is horrible stuff xD the result of too popular with guys!!!
(ID #446817) Posted on 2009/01/13 21:33
Your Stormtrooper armor looks great, no wonder that anyone want to touch you :D Okay, it is a question why they want to touch your "dolphin armor", but if they like that =)
(ID #446850) Posted on 2009/01/13 22:00
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
you should stick some sensors in the armor to take care of any unnecessary thermal detonator placements^^
(ID #446859) Posted on 2009/01/13 22:15
A Jedi, become you must. Better even, a sith would be. That way, sense their Ero, will you and prevent the dolphin touching of yours too.
(ID #446908) Posted on 2009/01/13 23:22
LOL, nice picture! What (or where) is Seijin Shiki?
(ID #447066) Posted on 2009/01/14 02:36
Kinny Riddle (Registered on 2008/03/19 23:01)
The recent economic crisis means the Empire is forced to choose cheaper, but sub-par quality materials for their Stormtrooper uniforms, causing higher casualties. :p
(ID #447091) Posted on 2009/01/14 03:04
So the manly crotch grab is universal.
(ID #447206) Posted on 2009/01/14 07:19
That is so random lol
(ID #447311) Posted on 2009/01/14 09:06
You could wire up some electrodes to a small battery. Give someone a nice little surprise :D
(ID #447473) Posted on 2009/01/14 13:52
marketing and international business
Thank God It was only one, I can't imagine if all tried to do.....something.... T-T XD
(ID #448003) Posted on 2009/01/15 01:40
that guys don't look very smart...
(ID #448113) Posted on 2009/01/15 03:14
Luckily they touch the armour part. If your dolphin felt the touch, I think there will be Japanese Boys' lying on the ground with blaster holes. =P d@@b
(ID #533795) Posted on 2009/03/25 21:25
Maybe the Crotch plate is the Crotch Plate of Good Luck so that way whoever touches it can get...help in that area
(ID #635668) Posted on 2009/06/06 10:39
I feel bad for you being molested without knowing. Still ST1337 could have a point you could be a fertility god if he is correct.
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