Fanny Napkins

(Japan(57)
Sun 2009/01/11 22:00
After some dinner, how about wiping your mouth with some fanny?
Box of Fanny Napkins spotted last night at a chuka restaurant.
The text reads...
The soft tipe uses 100% pure pulp For a softness that is gentle on a skin
Posted on Sun 2009/01/11 22:00 by
Danny Choo in Tokyo (Registered on Mon 2006/12/11 12:18)
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Tequila (Registered on 2008/08/26 22:40)
how tasty! and no less than 100% pulp XD
(ID #444393) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:08
MooMooCow in CA, United States (Registered on 2008/09/24 23:58)
That's not chocolate!
(ID #444395) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:10
WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07 19:20)
DCX001-Prototype
LOL!
(ID #444496) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:49
Monkee in Canada (Registered on 2007/02/08 22:14)
Otaku / Student in Computer Science
XD
(ID #444645) Posted on 2009/01/12 03:10
jinstevens in Portland, OR, USA (Registered on 2009/01/06 05:58)
Blogger, consultant
Win!
(ID #444694) Posted on 2009/01/12 04:20
pilotage (Registered on 2008/09/27 15:23)
hilarious!
(ID #444716) Posted on 2009/01/12 05:05
Cyberchaos in Australia, Sydney (Registered on 2008/02/17 20:43)
AdvDip Network Security - CCNA - Ironport - Security+
WAIT WAT THE
(ID #444396) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:12
azn-n3ss-__- in Brisbane (Registered on 2008/07/28 21:09)
大学生
Did you unknowingly wipe your mouth with them too?!
(ID #444397) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:13
Riz in Indiana,USA (Registered on 2009/01/03 05:25)
High School Student & Otaku
Wow...I wouldnt wanna use those napkins who knows where they've been >>
(ID #444398) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:15
knoke in Germany (Registered on 2008/04/22 10:03)
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
Well, depends on where you live. When livin in the UK it is likely that those napkins have been near a womans privat area. When living in the US it is a save bet that they have been in contact with someones bum.

Seriously, you just gotta love the Japanese for not being able to use the English language correctly even if their live would depend on it xD
(ID #444423) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:50
Riz in Indiana,USA (Registered on 2009/01/03 05:25)
High School Student & Otaku
I was referin to womens private area >> didnt even think about bum and I live in the U.S.a weird..
(ID #444812) Posted on 2009/01/12 07:02
Edward in SE Michigan/Osaka (Registered on 2006/12/24 13:14)
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
I thought of V zone first as well...
(ID #444933) Posted on 2009/01/12 09:47
Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (Registered on 2008/06/21 21:50)
Mechanical Engineering student
*jawdrop*

Gotta watch what I wipe my mouth with next time XP
(ID #444404) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:20
megurineluka in vocaloidworld (Registered on 2009/01/11 12:11)
prefer chocolate or snacks!
(ID #444405) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:20
Keii in Barcelona, Spain (Registered on 2008/10/11 23:58)
Electronical engineering student
I can't imagine how this napkins look like. there are no pics?
(ID #444406) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:22
lolipedofin in Singapore -back at my stinky dump- (Registered on 2008/06/14 19:14)
Mahasiswa yang terdampar di Singapura.
lol... fanny napkins... lolol.

Seriously though, it this another major japanese typo?? If it is, what is it supposed to be??? Or is it just my head that processed any fanny word as dirty.. i mean, beautiful...?
(ID #444409) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:28
tenrou in Honolulu, HI (Registered on 2008/04/16 17:43)
★究極神龍★
Reminds me of the brand of toilet paper we used at my first station..."Kick Butt" brand toilet paper... ^^
(ID #444412) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:32
knoke in Germany (Registered on 2008/04/22 10:03)
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
sounds painfull Oo
(ID #444425) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:51
knoke in Germany (Registered on 2008/04/22 10:03)
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
sounds painfull Oo
(ID #444427) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:52
litokid in Toronto, Canada (Registered on 2007/11/25 10:46)
university film student
But extremely hilarious. ^^ Someone had a penchant for bad puns, it seems...
(ID #444460) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:18
lightningsabre in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/30 19:39)
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 太もも Appreciator
It sounds less painful than the "Kick Crotch" brand XD
(ID #444966) Posted on 2009/01/12 10:49
aprilius20 in Malaysia. Physically, at least. (Registered on 2008/10/26 21:55)
Student, part-time Haruhi wannabe (that bit about godhood etc)
Pulp... pulp of? Maybe as a present to someone I don't like, perhaps...^^;
(ID #444415) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:36
Burford in the path of a traction engine. (Registered on 2008/05/28 21:41)
Lurker, and part time super-villian.
That is so funny I think I'm gonna die. Good ol' Fanny XD
(ID #444419) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:46
General Noodles in Malaysia (Registered on 2008/12/30 00:30)
Otaku
ohhh... wait wat
(ID #444424) Posted on 2009/01/11 22:51
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/11 16:09)
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
it has 2 meaning depending on whether u are referring to it in britannia or american. ('~')
(ID #444433) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:01
AK-kun in Singapore (Registered on 2007/06/20 00:00)
Student
Or if you lived in the land of Discordia, you'd think they harvest it from those semi-circular pieces of paper that can cool a person down when you beat it up and down quickly...
(ID #444488) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:32
lerry[maru] in Kuala Lumpur, MY (Registered on 2008/09/15 01:22)
Seleção IX
Oh my.... Did you spot a baby somewhere? I always thought napkins are more expensive compared to tissues? ^^;
(ID #444483) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:29
WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory (Registered on 2007/11/07 19:20)
DCX001-Prototype
OMG, did they look up the dictionary before putting up the brand name...........
(ID #444495) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:48
Kyone in Boston, MA (Registered on 2009/01/03 00:12)
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
Fanny napkins...lol ^^: please provide some pics of the napkins next time!
(ID #444500) Posted on 2009/01/11 23:51
kona.kona in Singapore (Registered on 2008/10/16 02:06)
Student
Have to love Japanese Engrish ^^;
(ID #444530) Posted on 2009/01/12 00:27
Freedom Gundam in United Kingdom (Registered on 2008/02/04 01:39)
College Student
LOL...

Its not just pulp...
Its not just 100% pulp...
ITS 100% PURE PULP! ^_^
(ID #444546) Posted on 2009/01/12 01:04
Gibson in California (Registered on 2007/05/28 04:42)
Student artist
I dont get it
(ID #444567) Posted on 2009/01/12 01:29
Teclo in England (Registered on 2008/10/27 07:41)
I FEEL ASLEEP
Well in the US, fanny means ass and in the UK it means pussy, vagOOO, call it what you will.
(ID #444764) Posted on 2009/01/12 06:01
MAsia in NERV HQ, Tokyo-3 (Registered on 2007/01/15 06:19)
Supreme Commander of NERV Co.
I could eat that napkin and I would still be alive ^^
(ID #444576) Posted on 2009/01/12 01:51
Mirage in New York City, USA (Registered on 2008/12/27 10:47)
Young Grasshopper
Looks like Danny went to a low budget restaurant. ^^; 
(ID #444605) Posted on 2009/01/12 02:22
demi in Canada (Registered on 2009/01/11 03:04)
Rounin
Thanks for the suggestive napkin names :)
(ID #444625) Posted on 2009/01/12 02:45
XSportSeeker in Brazil (Registered on 2007/08/22 06:42)
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
The fanny part was nice because it made me connect to 2D girls... but then came the 100% pulp.
Not so shure about that one...
(ID #444636) Posted on 2009/01/12 02:52
Felipe in Brasil (Registered on 2008/12/14 12:45)
Actor, Moviemaker and Blogger.
Well... I guess everyone eats the way they want. hehehehe
(ID #444659) Posted on 2009/01/12 03:34
Ritsuka in New Jersey (Registered on 2009/01/10 05:54)
Nurse
Do they mean 100% recycled paper pulp?
(ID #444662) Posted on 2009/01/12 03:36
Phaeton99 in Momiji Castle, Japones NA (Registered on 2008/11/11 08:28)
Executive Seneschal of the Third Ward
I have that same calendar on my wall!  ( º.º )

No suggestive napkins, though.

I actually had to think to get the joke here.  "Fanny" is not so common a colloquialism that I make the connection automatically, anymore.
(ID #444680) Posted on 2009/01/12 04:04
jinstevens in Portland, OR, USA (Registered on 2009/01/06 05:58)
Blogger, consultant
LOL. Awesome find.
(ID #444692) Posted on 2009/01/12 04:19
Edward in SE Michigan/Osaka (Registered on 2006/12/24 13:14)
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
Good one! ^o^  Regardless of which definition comes to mind this is darn funny!
(ID #444708) Posted on 2009/01/12 04:53
Hidden Oasis in California, United Sates (Registered on 2008/10/28 13:51)
College Freshmen
I had read it funny napkins when I saw it on the RSS feed. Are those supposed to be like moist towelettes?
(ID #444724) Posted on 2009/01/12 05:15
MasterSkirtChaser in Canada (Registered on 2008/04/29 12:11)
Student
Misleading title indeed.
(ID #444757) Posted on 2009/01/12 05:58
silent1134 in Los Angeles, California (Registered on 2007/08/22 15:45)
???Confused???
lol that's one way to scare off the customers...
(ID #444819) Posted on 2009/01/12 07:11
Nino in Chicago ^^, USA (Registered on 2008/12/26 11:05)
Student.
I dont think those are for your mouth, Danny.... XD
(ID #444941) Posted on 2009/01/12 09:59
M_frag in USA (Registered on 2008/02/26 16:17)
projectionist, artist
Yeah... I'm betting those fanny napkins are paper toilet seat covers.
(ID #444956) Posted on 2009/01/12 10:24
M_frag in USA (Registered on 2008/02/26 16:17)
projectionist, artist
Or just a um... fancy name for toilet paper.
(ID #444958) Posted on 2009/01/12 10:25
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/25 00:54)
hmm... napkins perfect for that time of month when girls need... wait a minute, those are a different kind of napkins aren't they? ^^;
(ID #444970) Posted on 2009/01/12 10:58
Rusting in South Texas, USA (Registered on 2009/01/06 23:29)
Injured
So were the Fanny Napkins used as napkins on the table or under coffee cups? Did the Restaurant get a good deal on some but not realize what they were? 
(ID #444986) Posted on 2009/01/12 11:31
Koji98 in Arlington, Texas (Registered on 2007/11/04 13:43)
Your local Otaku Cashier.
Hmmmmm, Fanny Napkins. Maybe they will help out when eating....or not.
(ID #445002) Posted on 2009/01/12 11:55
Nino in Chicago ^^, USA (Registered on 2008/12/26 11:05)
Student.
used to clean up more then one kind of mess XO
(ID #445008) Posted on 2009/01/12 12:05
ahbonk in Tokyo (but still a Malaysian!) (Registered on 2007/12/29 17:18)
Game Designer
When I see Fanny napkins then look at that thing in the lower-right corner, I can't help but imagine...
(ID #445119) Posted on 2009/01/12 14:35
Harts in Estonia (Registered on 2008/06/02 15:38)
Student
LOL
(ID #445616) Posted on 2009/01/13 02:23
spidr245 in Everywhere, Anywhere, and sometimes There too (Registered on 2008/08/25 17:08)
Ninja / Engineer / Sensei / 魔法少女 (What!?! I can't be, I'm a guy...)
Haha!  It says "Napkin"...wait, I messed that one up...T_T
(ID #445973) Posted on 2009/01/13 08:02
adanrico in California (Registered on 2008/12/02 02:27)
Web Design & Marketing
That's discreetly hidden!! XD
(ID #446497) Posted on 2009/01/13 14:26
RoodyPooUS in California (Registered on 2007/11/09 08:53)
Consultant
So I guess its just toilet paper?
(ID #448227) Posted on 2009/01/15 05:04
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