Sat 2009/01/03 00:00
For those of you who prefer your oppai nice n warm while sitting in front of the computer - a USB Bra warmer. More pics at Impress. Retails for 1,980 yen. Any takers? Next up will be a USB Dolphin warmer? Hmmmm. Now there is an idea. They would make the dolphin warmer compatible with eroge.
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Sat 02/28 14:19 comments (94)
Mechanical Engineering student
What if there was a malfunction and the product overheats and burns? *dramatic music plays* O_o
(ID #433191) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:06
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
Be ready with a bucket of water and humbly accept her gratefulness afterwards. Be sure to carfully tend her breasts with cooling burn oinment afterwards... Damn, I getting myself a bonar Oo
(ID #433228) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:08
What if your bucket of water shorts the bra, and causes even more damage? ^^;
(ID #433942) Posted on 2009/01/03 17:01
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
More burn oinment :P
(ID #434160) Posted on 2009/01/03 21:24
Well in that case you can use the USB Fire Extinguisher
(ID #434209) Posted on 2009/01/03 21:55
Industrial designer
hahahaha that's a good one
(ID #438074) Posted on 2009/01/07 02:57
warm milk anyone??? =P
(ID #433194) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:09
DCX001-Prototype
I would like a cuppa~~~~
(ID #433207) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:22
Otaku / Student in Computer Science
LOL
(ID #433303) Posted on 2009/01/03 02:47
Shirimasen.
LOL here too xD
(ID #436088) Posted on 2009/01/05 15:04
me me i can use some!! XD
(ID #433563) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:38
AdvDip Network Security - CCNA - Ironport - Security+
put a vibration function into it and we can all have milkshakes
(ID #433613) Posted on 2009/01/03 09:39
No, you will end up with butter. :D
(ID #434114) Posted on 2009/01/03 20:43
No more NEET, engineering student now...
Would work well as a birthday present ^^;; Can already imagine all kind of uses people will do with it...
(ID #433195) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:13
Student, Bioresearch Assistant, WAVE VP Communications
It'll either turn out really well or really poorly, I'm willing to try ^^
(ID #433424) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:58
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
I'd buy it to keep my stomach warm instead of the oppai lol. As for dolphin warmers? I'd buy that! Its better than having a cold dolphin. ~_^V
(ID #433199) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:16
IT-Architect, SysAdmin, WebDesign and Coding, Virtualization (VMware + NetApp)
Somehow that is just scary to me and my oppais, they don't want. And on a sidenote, i can't recall when i last had cold ones... lol... my hands, feet and ears suffer more from cold then anything else. o_o
(ID #433208) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:23
good to know XD
(ID #433564) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:39
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
My last girlfriend constantly complained of cold oppai. This product makes sense to me.
(ID #433622) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:04
amatuer bum
i still have my own idea for a warmer. I should try to patent it someday. =D (assuming nobody else has thought of it yet)
(ID #433210) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:24
Soon-to-be ex-NEET
You know Danny, I don't think a dolphin warmer would be such a good idea, at least if you still want to produce offspring sometime, hah.
(ID #433213) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:40
Now what happens if you get up quickly while forgetting it's plugged in? Rip your clothes off or knock over your computer?
(ID #433214) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:40
Dog of the Country
USB tenga? or one that goes with wii?
(ID #433215) Posted on 2009/01/03 00:48
Student
lol hope it doesn't short circuit or else you will fry your dolphin.
(ID #433266) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:57
ROFLMAO
(ID #433566) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:40
"one that goes with wii" Does it have a motion sensor? Would it be joined to the main remote like the Wii nunchuck? ^^;
(ID #433944) Posted on 2009/01/03 17:03
Oppai warmer - great idea !! Dolphin warmer... not a great idea. Heat is bad for our little soldiers -_-;.
(ID #433234) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:18
Haha. Quite true. Maybe a cooler would be a better idea for this case. ^^
(ID #433244) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:31
Oh yeah I remember learning that things like speedos can cause bad soldiers cuz it doesn't give the dolphin its proper space and warmth.
(ID #433612) Posted on 2009/01/03 09:36
Self Employee NEET
Woaaaah, another invention! Hahahaha...
(ID #433241) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:25
Can't say this makes much sense, but I'm sure there's a market for this somewhere out there.
(ID #433249) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:37
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
I've never had any cold-oppai troubles frankly... They've always been a decent temperature. I just have vampire hands is all lol.
(ID #433270) Posted on 2009/01/03 01:59
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
And also... only a pad for one boob? Wouldn't there be a pair...since its oppai.... One for a dolphin fine, but.....eh nvm...
(ID #433274) Posted on 2009/01/03 02:07
i think it has one for each O_O
(ID #433568) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:41
Unemployed Dollfie enthusiast
I wouldn't use one. My6 hands, my feet, my ears, they get cold but I've never had a problem with my bewbs being cold.
(ID #433282) Posted on 2009/01/03 02:17
Hot milk is always preferred.
(ID #433284) Posted on 2009/01/03 02:22
Student, Freelance Artist
o_o But there's only one pad... aie. Is it to warm up one oppai at a time? D;
(ID #433296) Posted on 2009/01/03 02:36
i think you'll need to get 2 of it.. :P
(ID #433329) Posted on 2009/01/03 03:03
Probably not very practical..
(ID #433334) Posted on 2009/01/03 03:08
A funny idea but I honestly fail to see the need for it. The oppai is fairly close to the heart meaning it has no problem getting enough warm blood to keep them warm. If you are so cold that you need to warm up something at that position, then I would really recommend something that gives more than 2,5W (or in this case, 2*2,5W). I can imagine a cheaper way to warm up the oppai, but it's not working if you are alone. I consider myself a nice person so I will offer my help to women in need ^^
(ID #433376) Posted on 2009/01/03 03:55
Technical Account Manager
This plus the USB-powered Trance Vibrator from Rez........... ...WIN!
(ID #433382) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:04
They make stuff like this foe the passenger seat (behind the driver) on a motorcycle. You place the mound shaped vibe under the seat covering in the the most strategic position possible and control it with a small box on the handle bars. A friend of mine secretly put one on his bike and now his girlfriend wants to ride with him all the time. The only problem he has found is that after a long ride all his girlfriend wants to do is sleep!
(ID #433414) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:43
Technical Account Manager
Citroen (or was it Peugeot?) has an optional safety feature in their cars for keeping you from going off the road. There are sensors that detect where the road markings are and vibrates the seat if you cross over them. ...There's also an aftermarket version that you can for any make of car.
(ID #433636) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:22
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
Another reason to get yourself a bike, amirite? :P
(ID #434472) Posted on 2009/01/04 02:57
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
man it's already uncomfortable enough to be wearing bras and they come up with extra pieces to put under the bra? :P and what if it catches fire? or you forget and stand up and the laptop crashes onto the floor? o_o
(ID #433387) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:12
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 太もも Appreciator
LoL @ the last part XD I can really see that happen!
(ID #433466) Posted on 2009/01/03 05:59
university film student
Second that. o_O Didn't even think of that until chun mentioned it. I trip over my headphone cords all the time, so it's very plausible.
(ID #433575) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:54
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
Well, should something like that happen to you I am willing to carefully treat your injured bosom with burn ointment until they get better. No, there is no need to thank me for this selfless act of charity.
(ID #434483) Posted on 2009/01/04 03:05
*facepalm* Oh god. I dont think the GF would use this. Maybe take it and put it in her socks so her feet stay warm but not in her oppai. They're actually the warmest part of her body besides other unmentionable places *wink*. Anyway's A doplhin warmer... Un, noval concept but not for my dolphin. I'd take a USB back scratcher, though.
(ID #433391) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:17
Assembly line worker, nationally certified madman
USB back scratcher? I'm sensing a market niche here. How about we two team up and make business?
(ID #434771) Posted on 2009/01/04 09:36
What is really funny is it looks like the makers of this product are suggesting that its use will also improve bust size through increased blood circulation. I love the advertising industry!
(ID #433397) Posted on 2009/01/03 04:26
student
That actually looks quite useful! I've heard some of my friends complaining about their breast getting cold in the winter >_>
(ID #433432) Posted on 2009/01/03 05:13
Sounds dangerous while skiing. Imagine getting injured because you bump into "hardened pupils" XD
(ID #435318) Posted on 2009/01/04 22:10
That would be really awkward if I saw someone using it. Seems like a really dumb idea since you could just wear sweaters.
(ID #433433) Posted on 2009/01/03 05:15
I don't think any girl that I know would use one. Seems more in the line of "random USB gadgets that serve no real purpose except to waste a USB port."
(ID #433456) Posted on 2009/01/03 05:45
Ah, I wish i had that while skiing today (´ω｀)/
(ID #433463) Posted on 2009/01/03 05:54
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 太もも Appreciator
How would you plug it in? Carry a laptop around whilst skiing? ^^; Or use this I guess: http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/383/Power+Bracelet.html
(ID #433473) Posted on 2009/01/03 06:05
err... you do know that a USB cable can't be more than 5 meters, right? If you want some battery powered heating, then I guess I could come up with something a bit more clever, like battery+simple high pwer resistors. It would be fairly easy to build something that could give even more heat and it would likely even be cheaper. However I think it would be a good idea to have a temperature sensor to automatically switch off the heat if it becomes too hot on the inside. It shouldn't be that hard to design either. Maybe I will actually do this and add heating to my boots. I could use that once in a while ^^ The real question is: what about the battery? I wonder how much power there is in standard rechargable 9V batteries.
(ID #433485) Posted on 2009/01/03 06:16
Technical Account Manager
I think it's 5 meters for data integrity. For power, I'm sure longer would still be within tolerance. Unless, of course, these also double as a web cam. I've heard of upskirt shots, but that's just rediculous...
(ID #433641) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:29
Scientist, unemployed.
The power usage is not much farther. USB really isn't designed for long distance, power or data. Which is kind of odd.
(ID #433672) Posted on 2009/01/03 11:08
Technical Account Manager
Hmm... Well, 5 meters is around 16 feet, so it could easily feed into some sort of portable power source... :)
(ID #433705) Posted on 2009/01/03 11:56
Yeah... People can just pull a sled containing a portable generator. Now that would look funny XD I guess solar power would be more realistic, but the problem is that you really need the heat after sunset. Besides my original point is that USB has too little power (2,5W). I think heating may need way more power so the whole USB concept is doomed.
(ID #435316) Posted on 2009/01/04 22:08
Student & Game Designer
you dont need to waste electricity, just ask me to warm 'em =D
(ID #433520) Posted on 2009/01/03 07:33
so this is why they invented those menbra -__-
(ID #433522) Posted on 2009/01/03 07:35
If anyone needs one but doesn't want to buy the warmer, I offer myself to warm her oppai :3~~
(ID #433543) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:19
Dolphin warmers is a scary thought. A USB bra warmer overheats, and it's not the end of the world. A Dolhpin warmer overheats... *shudder*
(ID #433546) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:20
Heat is not good for the dolphin anyway and I think a warm/hot shower would do the trick to warm things up...
(ID #433557) Posted on 2009/01/03 08:33
Engineer by weekdays, Hikki by weekends
in before reheating oppai manjuu with it
(ID #433602) Posted on 2009/01/03 09:18
王オタク ｘ 天才様
If your oppai are cold, imagine how cold your hands and feet would be!
(ID #433624) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:07
Technical Account Manager
It looks like two come in the package, each with it's own USB cable. I think a multi port hub would be required if you wanted to use them both. I smell opportunity to create a USB2.0 bra hub. That way, you could even attach other useful devices, like portable hard drives.
(ID #433639) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:27
Hmm a dolphin warmer would come in handy in the winter. Just as long as it doesnt short circuit that is.
(ID #433709) Posted on 2009/01/03 11:59
anime/cosplay events organizer
Japan = Innovation
(ID #433714) Posted on 2009/01/03 12:06
Cool little gadget for those who complaining about their cold oppai in the winter.
(ID #433734) Posted on 2009/01/03 12:30
A bit pricy!
(ID #433750) Posted on 2009/01/03 12:43
Cool little gadget for those who complaining about their cold oppai in the winter.
(ID #433758) Posted on 2009/01/03 12:49
zoniku (Registered on 2007/11/16 07:56)
I have something cheaper & more useful to warm them: my hands.
(ID #433803) Posted on 2009/01/03 13:45
Legionnarion_Conquistadorz (Registered on 2008/12/18 20:49)
Student
well said. :D
(ID #434014) Posted on 2009/01/03 18:35
i dun think heat works well with dolphins. Their baby tadpoles die X_X wonder how hot will they get?
(ID #433855) Posted on 2009/01/03 15:09
I don't need it. Only parts that cold right now is hands and feet.
(ID #433904) Posted on 2009/01/03 16:25
Legionnarion_Conquistadorz (Registered on 2008/12/18 20:49)
Student
wow. just wow. <insert another "only in Japan" joke>
(ID #434013) Posted on 2009/01/03 18:34
Nice. Now ero-tech is that much closer to perfection!~
(ID #434656) Posted on 2009/01/04 07:12
Quality Assurance of Functionality/ Drug testing..
Sure would be helpful for my feet too! XD
(ID #434756) Posted on 2009/01/04 09:16
student/ legal assistant/ otaku/ worshipper of dc.com
hey, that seems nifty
(ID #434953) Posted on 2009/01/04 13:01
Wouldn't the fat in that area melt if it overheats LOL
(ID #435310) Posted on 2009/01/04 22:01
Hm, I like my oppai cold actually... I'll ask for hands when I want them warm. Maybe the usb cord thingy will catch fire when there is too much heat! and then... *shivers*
(ID #436396) Posted on 2009/01/05 21:42
Writer, Illustrator, Collector, and Geek Philosopher
UselessB Oppai Warmer is more like it. There's no guarantee it won't malfunction like you guys have said, and I don't know if you can sett the temperature...
(ID #437958) Posted on 2009/01/07 00:09
Student / Wannabe Artist
wow, crazy tech! what if it short circuits? what if you forget and stand up? knock your computer over... a dolphin warmer is not a practical gadget... fry your balls by mistake and never have kids [again] what about high-speed usb port? would that make the bra warmer?
(ID #459954) Posted on 2009/01/24 09:36
chicks need a way to warm tatas too
(ID #505928) Posted on 2009/03/01 19:00
i wouldn't give this to my gf or wife .
(ID #565199) Posted on 2009/04/16 02:48
Designer
I've heard about USB coffee warmer, USB eye warmer. Now it's USB bra warmer. What's next, USB butt or dolphin-warmer? Frankly speaking, this is one of the most strange gadgets I wouldn't like to use... They are really weird.
(ID #650461) Posted on 2009/06/20 00:04
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