
Thank you to member Tenrou for posting his 100th scenario. I'm thinking that all the scenarios can be made into a book or a film! Tenrou has been providing health material for the young strapping lads of DC since July 21st 2008. Thanks again to Tenrou! Original text from "The Scenario 100 - New Year's Party" by tenrou below.You're attending a party for this New Year. Plenty of people are there--some you know, and some you don't. You've been sociable up to this point, but the noise and heat from all the people attending is starting to get to you. Looking for a place to cool off and regain your sanity, you slip into a side room. It's the host's bedroom complete with a small sofa and bed. You take a seat on the sofa, and quickly drift off to sleep. You awaken to the sound of someone softly calling your name. You open your eyes, and see the above scene on the bed before you. "Hey, you're finally awake," she says. "It's almost midnight. I was wondering if you wanted to ring in the New Year with me." She gives you a wink, and rolls over to make space for you on the bed. What do you say? What do you do?
"Sure... but can we celebrate the next few New Years in advance?"
Not rori, GET OUT!!!
Not rori, GET OUT!!!
got milk? i do
want milk XD
"You have a bucket around?"
"No bucket?" "hmmmmm, i think i'll use my mouth...."
LOL
sure.. get up on all fours.. that good.... stay right there.. i'll be back with a glass...i need some milk... :D
Oh yes, I'd ring your bell any day, especially on New Year's Day!
"That's not the only thing that'll be ringing!!!"
I would space out haha ^^ Kinda like Fuko on clanned ^^
I'll show you what sounds a cow makes. E I E I O O O O O O!
Milk her of course.
make calves ^^
"Why New Year ? Let's just Celebrate our reunion ! I kind of feel there is something between us. Maybe we can learn more about each other."
"Moo~"
Why not. I fell a bit lonely tonight. :)
Not much to say in this case. Is it not obvious? xP And wow, how time flies. Triple-digits already...it wasn't that long ago when tenrou started posting scenarios. Heck, it wasn't even that long ago that we first got the member news uploader. This year Danny started getting his SAFS, the media exposure started to snowball... Wow.
This is how tenrou has more Member News than me even though we registered around the same time ^^;
LOL my mistake, I registered 8 months before him XD
^^;
Then start your own news thing if you want more. Or, just go with the flow and post what you feel like and let everyone else do the news post things that way you don't have to.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
AkeOme everyone.
"Let's celebrate!"
I think it's a dream and punch myself so hard I knock myself out and miss my chance.
seeing her like makes me think she might have just finished with someone else
I was actually thinking something like this earlier today ^^ However I would never do it with a stranger. She would have to be my girlfriend/wife. My vision today contained only two people and nobody else in the house. I find the whole concept of doing something like that when other people are around quite disturbing.
"would you like something to drink...mil...champagne?"
great! i'm so drunk i'm seeing naked cows before me!
"Sure! Happy Moooooo Year" ^^
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cow-girl" XD
Now I know I'm gonna have a prosperous year 2009~ Such an awesome dream..
2009 is going to be a milky year ^^ and Yes, I'm going all out and 'ring' the bell as HARD as possible~
Congraz~~~ on 100th Scenario resries ^_^
what better way to start the year of the ox with you! thx and congrats on your 100th scenario!!
Several things come to mind: Think to myself: "i'm going to seize this opportunity and milk it for all its worth!" "I'm lactose intolerant" "Are you skim or 2%?" I'm definitely gonna count cow-nt this as a blessing. Tomorrow morning I'm gonna wake up in a happy mooo-d.
"What udder madness! But you do seem to be the cream of the crop, and since you went to such trouble and moooved your dairy-aire over, I butter come and have a drink. I'm sorry, was that too cheesy? I think I milked the situation a bit much."
Nosebleed! Thinking myself: "At least it's not a male ox... He'll kill me to death!"
X_X!! lols
100 scenarios. Don't get writer's block on us Tenrou! Now how to not make my answer sleazy...? "Full cream, just the way I like it". "Let's welcome the New Year with a bang!" ...Fail...
That reminds me of something I saw on Failblog... http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/
"All you need in life is more cowbell!" "Dirty Deeds, done with... sheep...?"
Hell yeah!~ Let's get on with it
"Ok, how about milking each other?" :D
A really happy new year is ahead of me. >_< Congratz on your 100th scenario tenrou.
Thoughts: *It maybe a trap, it's never wise to sleep at a party.* Then I would slowly move towards her and the bed while being cautious. Btw, congratulation on the 100th Scenario. Right at New Years too. ^_^
"I will ring u for the whole year." ^^ This is my first comment for the scenario series and it's already the 100th post. ^^;
"Those two girls downstairs just weren't enough."
Okay, let's make some fireworks! XD With milk by the side nyaha
nothing....to f. up on booze XD
"Why are you dressed like a cow?"
"Geronimo!....By the way, marry me!"
I'd love to ring her bells, if you know what I mean.
Thank God I'm a Horse! Lucky lucky me! XD (Chinese Zodiac thing for those who don't get it)
Like someone mentioned this earlier today or maybe yesterday "Got Moo?" XD
I kindly turn her down and tell her I'm lactose intolerant. Though it would be a lie.
I would like some milk
I`ll ring all you want for you!! Congrats for you 100th scenario, you have great imagination, Tenrou!
*nosebleed*
It's clear to me that you've played too much dating sims. hahahah! Scenarios like these are exactly the type I'd expect from those games. LOL.
Whoah, a cow-girl?! No thanks babe, bestiality isn't my cup of tea, so I think I'll go back to sleep. *snore*
I would touch your udders any day, baby. XD
... ah... okay. What are we waiting for.
YAAAAAAYYYYzors!
"What a coincidence, I was born in the year of the ox." XD
First freak out at the sight of a girl with horns, then.. steal her milk <3
Interesting fetish you have... I'm willing to try. :P
LoL why not :3 XD