Sun 2008/12/28 10:57
Be careful of who you ask for help when in the Rand of the Lising Sun. A 31 year old BMW employee was arrested by Kanagawa police for perversion. A woman aged 25 asked him to help her start her motorbike engine. After doing so, the man dropped his trousers and said to her "how about you thank me with this?" The woman went to the police straight after and they managed to catch the man. When questioned, the man said "After drinking (alcohol), I just wanted to get it out." The question remains whether he was talking about pee or condensed milk... Could not find a pic of a nice girl with a motorbike so have this one from Gelbooru instead. Hmmm. Shes quite nicey. Can anybody name the eroge shes from? News via Sankei.
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Engineer / Student
Wow, and he can fix the bike engine under the influence!
(ID #427383) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:06
The railroad here used to have the alchol policy that their workers were not allowed to be so drunk that it's clearly visible that they are drunk (changed that to the same restriction as cars 15-20 years ago). The result was that the repairshop contained only drunk people (some of them really drunk). Surprisingly they were able to keep the trains in good condition. I have no idea how they managed to fix engines and brakes and stuff correctly, but you can do that with training. The real problem was that some drivers were drunk too so one passenger train failed to stop at a platform and nearly ended up in the harbour D: It would have gone wrong if the cabin crew didn't pull the emergency brake. I think that incident helped quite a lot in introducing a new alcohol policy. Today the railroad got rid of the alcohol problem. A few months ago one driver appeared to be drunk so somebody called the police. They showed up and realised that he really was drunk and they arrested him (this is so rare that it became headline news). Might be hard on him, but safety comes first ^^
(ID #427700) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:21
Repairing brakes and other ciritcal components on any thing mechanised is a series of small tasks that must be completed in a set order. Once you've done them enough times thought about doing it is only necessary when total inebriation is effect. For instance, To remove a brake rotor on a car you only need to undo 4-6 bolts (depends on teh size of the brakes and vehicle they belong to). After that its unbolt the calipur, break the rotor free check the lines for damage, and install the new pads and rotors. I knew a guy who used to do it blind folded. Its really not hard at all.
(ID #428008) Posted on 2008/12/29 06:20
He could have at least made an innuendo or something. Like "You're bike is a nice ride, wanna take a ride on me?" Or something along those lines.
(ID #427387) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:19
^^; when i was japan i was told that that was against the law as well. seems that any perverse thing said/shown to a woman is enough for a visit from the police.
(ID #427629) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:29
That guy needs a Tenga...lolz
(ID #427390) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:24
Half Engineer, Half Student, All Robot
I guess he was on the mechanic's Ballmer Peak.
(ID #427392) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:28
former Emperor of Britannia
Girl + Motorbike? That would be Rider of Fate Stay Night Danny ^_^ Regarding the incident in this topic... ALl i could say is that despite being intoxicated with alcohol people should still have a bit of sense of what should be and what should be not done to others.
(ID #427396) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:31
Hotdog Repairman
BMW = Bukkake Motorbike Woman. Nuff said.
(ID #427407) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:43
Otaku / Student in Computer Science
LOL
(ID #427446) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:28
Well played good sir.
(ID #427452) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:32
DCX001-Prototype
LOL! FatB strike again~~~~~~~~~
(ID #427459) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:36
Nuff said xD
(ID #427476) Posted on 2008/12/28 13:01
Pokemon master
LOL. Oh, FatB, you never fail.
(ID #427515) Posted on 2008/12/28 14:18
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...
(ID #427591) Posted on 2008/12/28 17:43
王オタク ｘ 天才様
Maybe if multiple men had fixed her bike?
(ID #427642) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:40
Programming Student
LOL! good one!
(ID #427644) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:41
AdvDip Network Security - CCNA - Ironport - Security+
PURE WIN 1000 internets to you good sir
(ID #427726) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:50
Student
LOL
(ID #427785) Posted on 2008/12/28 23:16
LMAO
(ID #427931) Posted on 2008/12/29 04:04
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
Wow... I was right... BMW's are bastards..... lol.... running joke with my mother n I, alot of BMW drivers are complete asswipes. Up their own asses. This is sick, but I'm glad he got arrested, and its bad press for BMW.
(ID #427419) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:56
Same in Finland, everybody thinks here that BMW drivers are dicks. :)
(ID #427864) Posted on 2008/12/29 01:47
Being buzzed and fixing the engine is somewhat believable, but I'd doubt he'd drop his pants, if he was wasted then then it'd make more sense that he dropped his pants, but I highly doubt he could fix an engine in that condition...he had to be a pervert...
(ID #427422) Posted on 2008/12/28 11:59
Student artist
The world has many crazy people in it for our own entertainment
(ID #427432) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:14
i want a BMW!
(ID #427455) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:33
university film student
It's sort of sad, when someone you thought was a Good Samaritan (thus reaffirming your faith in humankind) ends up being...this (thus destroying said faith). Though if she was dressed like the girl above, the man's actions would be somewhat more understandable.
(ID #427470) Posted on 2008/12/28 12:48
She's Rie Kiyose from the Nami no Manimani(波の間に間に) eroge series. http://www.bloomhandle.jp/nami/chara/01-rie.html The illustrator is Peko!!! I think I first read about him in dannychoo XD *searches* http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1069/Discoverability.html - omg, he's supposed to be ur fave artist XDDDDD
(ID #427488) Posted on 2008/12/28 13:20
She should have kicked him in the crotch then ran him over with her newly fixed motorbike xD...
(ID #427489) Posted on 2008/12/28 13:22
keroro platoon member
ero oyaji >_<!
(ID #427493) Posted on 2008/12/28 13:42
Not very subtle. I guess being drunk does that to a person.
(ID #427496) Posted on 2008/12/28 13:49
Extremely Poor College Student
i kinda feel bad now since i have a bmw
(ID #427510) Posted on 2008/12/28 14:13
Just keep your pantsu on.
(ID #427516) Posted on 2008/12/28 14:20
You don't work for BMW and your more than likley not an idiot haha...
(ID #427796) Posted on 2008/12/28 23:36
Marketer, Advertising Specialist
He had to be thanked somehow right....???? Kidding....the guy is a total perv!
(ID #427529) Posted on 2008/12/28 14:43
"Okay, how can I pay for that sir?" "We take cash, credit, or sex"
(ID #427551) Posted on 2008/12/28 15:37
Kawaii Pink Stuffs FanGirl, Cat Lover, Otaku, MP3 Hunter, Matcha & Afternoon Milk Tea Addict.
so many daring pervert guys in japan ^^;
(ID #427554) Posted on 2008/12/28 15:46
Haha he deserves it.. and the humiliation online afterwards.
(ID #427560) Posted on 2008/12/28 16:06
Moral: Motorbikes are too dangerous, use cars or public transport :3
(ID #427594) Posted on 2008/12/28 17:51
I agree. There are more than 100 cars for every motorbike here, yet more people die on bikes than in car accidents. Personally I think it's not only the safety alone, but also the behaviour of bikers (at least some of them). I have seen stuff like traffic blocking up and then bikes ride at normal speed in between the lanes. I saw one bike which nearly hit a car that changed lane and the car driver likely didn't have a chance to see the bike because of all the other cars. On top of that quite a lot of bikes speed quite a lot. The police arrested a tourist because he failed to stop for traffic when entering a road and he hit two bikes. He was released when they realised that the bikes were driving around 200 km/h in a 50 zone. This is a bit extreme but events like that counts in the statistics.
(ID #427705) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:26
if that happend where i lived they would have smacked his ass with a PI(public intoxication). the pants dropping is a he/she says so nothing would have come of that. tho.. the PI is a lot more painful.. fine/jail time depending on how many youve had.
(ID #427636) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:35
University Student
I am surprised that you did not use a photo of the 1/12 figure of Mahoro on her motorcycle, like the one here, http://www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/10/mahoro-sports-bike/. There was also this picture, http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/3635/Mahoro+Motorcycle.html. Mahoro would have taken care of that pervert with no problems.
(ID #427639) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:38
US Navy Sailor
Yup, thats who I thought of first when I read this article. "Dirty thoughts are bad!"
(ID #427653) Posted on 2008/12/28 18:48
Someone's been watching too much hentai
(ID #427662) Posted on 2008/12/28 19:06
Damn. The girl is gorgeous ^^
(ID #427672) Posted on 2008/12/28 19:22
Unemployed Dollfie enthusiast
It's really sad that you get perverts like this in the world. The sad acts need to get a life instead of bothering poor innocent people.
(ID #427702) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:22
nice picture. heh
(ID #427706) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:27
Mechanical Engineering student
LOL that must have been a shocking sight for the lady! XD Good thing I prefer doing things by myself x_x
(ID #427708) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:30
This reminds me of a video the US police once released to the media. A police car pulled over a car for speeding and planned to give a warning. The lady more or less instantly offered sex in exchange for the police officer to forget the whole thing and she was arrested for attempting to bribe the police. Looks like ecchi stuff doesn't work well in vehicles XD
(ID #427710) Posted on 2008/12/28 20:30
Student
She should have saw the man's junior, whether it is hard for condensed milk, you can't or it's hard to pee when your jr.'s head up, right?
(ID #427766) Posted on 2008/12/28 22:30
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
Ooookay... Was he drunk? I still find it amazing that he could start the engine^^;...
(ID #433647) Posted on 2009/01/03 10:33
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