Tue 2008/02/05 06:12
Screencap of an injured man. He said "I thought it was my wife so called out to her - it turned out to be a bear." Then bear then attacked him and caused injuries to his face. The news is pretty old though. The takeaway from this news item is, don't call your wife a bear (or she will attack you) and don't mistake a bear for your wife (or it will attack you). One more - don't marry anybody that looks like a bear. Via Neta.
Posted on Tue 2008/02/05 06:12 by
lol.. This one sure cheers me up. thanks Danny
(ID #26549) Posted on 2008/02/05 21:21
PROUD OWNER OF A CANDY GIRL!!!
haha ditto, I was lulzing so hard after I read what happened to the poor bastard. I don't know what's funnier: The fact that he got clobbered or the fact that he called out to the bear thinking that was his wife... LOL!
(ID #26559) Posted on 2008/02/05 21:32
His wife sounds..... hairy.
(ID #26612) Posted on 2008/02/06 01:38
bear is cute when its small, bear attacks you when its big, wife is also cute when u just marry, wife will beat you when she is old.
(ID #26650) Posted on 2008/02/06 05:45
PROUD OWNER OF A CANDY GIRL!!!
LOL @ Dragun - well said she's prolly a distant relative of pedobear
(ID #26651) Posted on 2008/02/06 06:20
Part human, part student, 100% loser
LOL @ ornehx
(ID #26663) Posted on 2008/02/06 08:03
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
@ daijin, Bear goes after old guy, pedobear goes after old guys kids..... vicious cycle....
(ID #26724) Posted on 2008/02/06 17:04
Stigmata Martyr
Wow, it's a good thing Japanese brown bears are smaller than Grizzlies or he would have been in a bigger world of hurt.
(ID #26555) Posted on 2008/02/05 21:29
Game Designer
does that implies that his wife always call him with the voice lika a bear roars? If it is~ he is the world saddest person~ A "bear" at home + a bear outside to attack him~
(ID #26557) Posted on 2008/02/05 21:32
Anime & Ferrari fanboy
So these Kitsunes and Wolf People really do exist if a wife turned into a bear? Lol "Hey Dear can you get me some sushi?" *Sees a wild deer jump through the door, on the guy's stomach and out the window*
(ID #26562) Posted on 2008/02/05 21:44
Ouch... I feel sorry for the guy. Oh, not from the injury... must be hard to have a hairy wife. :P
(ID #26574) Posted on 2008/02/05 22:18
lol thats exactly what I was thinking.
(ID #26588) Posted on 2008/02/05 23:22
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42)
sometimes my wife would tell me that I look like a bear. ^^;
(ID #26582) Posted on 2008/02/05 23:11
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
You must be quite hairy. ^^
(ID #26627) Posted on 2008/02/06 03:29
sucks for him yeah but LOL @ the comment about wife and bears
(ID #26598) Posted on 2008/02/06 00:13
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
his wife must have been wearing brown that day... or he needs a pair of glasses...
(ID #26603) Posted on 2008/02/06 00:29
Or maybe was it really foggy/rainy that day.
(ID #26641) Posted on 2008/02/06 04:10
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
or maybe he was tipsy. ('~')
(ID #26696) Posted on 2008/02/06 11:52
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
My guess is the guy got wasted...
(ID #26725) Posted on 2008/02/06 17:05
pity the old man..i think he'd sincerely made that mistake..very important notes to those who are is still single & those who r married too...
(ID #26614) Posted on 2008/02/06 01:47
the wife should think really seriously about shaving i mean even the husband thought it was a bear!! hahaha the guy was probably touching the bear in private places and the bear just um......was trying to defend him/herself
(ID #26617) Posted on 2008/02/06 01:53
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Hahaha he looks pretty old though, perhaps he has gone senile? If that's not true then yes, he's a poor guy. >_
(ID #26625) Posted on 2008/02/06 03:24
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Maybe the wife was a cosplayer and was wearing a bear costume... When the husband thought a bear attacked him, it was actually his wife...
(ID #26664) Posted on 2008/02/06 08:05
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
bear cosplayer! that was a priceless comment.
(ID #26681) Posted on 2008/02/06 10:22
Doing nothing for a living
Ah well, poor guy. In hard times like these you just have to grin and bear it.
(ID #26692) Posted on 2008/02/06 11:37
Prob the bear didn't hurt the man, i think the wife attacked him when she found him callin a bear by her name
(ID #26697) Posted on 2008/02/06 11:56
LMAO, this is hilarious :))
(ID #26713) Posted on 2008/02/06 15:25
For some people I guess it's an easy mistake to make...
(ID #26717) Posted on 2008/02/06 16:18
How bad looking is his wife that the bear got insulted? And good thing this was in Japan. It could have been a grizzly or polar bear.
(ID #26721) Posted on 2008/02/06 16:48
LOL That's called blindness XD
(ID #26750) Posted on 2008/02/06 20:02
it was probably like this: GUAARRRRWWW!!! GRAW!!! dude: ok b!tc& Im coming! GUAWWWW!! you know, you look like you havent shave that moustache for mounths, what the hell is wrong with you woman?! GAAAWWWWW (shut the hell up!!) *the bear tears of the dude's face.
(ID #210734) Posted on 2008/06/12 06:21
IT TechGuy
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