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日本語/Japanese  Fri 02/09 21:40 JST
If you are feeling a bit lonely but got no money to buy a Candy Girl and no time to keep pets then this new Japanese invention may interest you.
It’s called Kokopyu (retails at 2,500 yen) and allows you to observe your very own soldiers – the medical term being “semen” I think. What you do is to squirt a blob on the card and hold it up to the light to observe your soldiers swimming, running, jumping, dancing or whatever – just like you would do with a real pet.
This is much cheaper than owning a dog or cat and unlike real pets which you have to keep at home, (people in Japan lock up their pets at home when they are out) you can enjoy watching your soldiers at work or school too. You can even show your soldiers to your colleagues. If you show your boss, s/he may be impressed and even give you a raise.
Nice find by typical-of-Roy-to-find-this-one.

Off topic: I know there are many of you who have registered but never received the activation mail. I am looking into the problem but at the moment cant figure out what it is. If anybody knows of any problems with combinations of PHP, sendmail and Apache please let me know ^^;
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Tom in サウス フロリダ
Professional Student
Registered on 2006/12/25 13:44
Wow.  Just....wow........
(ID #43988) Posted on 2007/02/09 22:51
CrazyAnimeTuga in Portugal
Student
Registered on 2007/01/03 02:12
That might be the sickest I've ever heard of, who the heck would want to show his "soldiers" to anyone, or even see them yourself, for a doctor that might help with his work seeing if they great mobility and longivity the fecund an ovarie.
(ID #43989) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:03
D_Blade in Montreal
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
Now this is what I call boredom.

I'd prefer to collect raindrops or fresh water from a river stream than THAT for a detailed observation.

Seriously.
(ID #43990) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:05
Eric R. in Michigan
Sales Engineer
Registered on 2007/01/24 10:20
I imagine "koko" stands for "here" and pyu is the sound that the soldiers make when they are deployed, right?
(ID #43992) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:13
Arrot in Illinois U.S.A.
Undecided Major; Student
Registered on 2006/12/31 08:21
*smacks forehead*

Christ.... too much spare time, i say to anyone who needs this. scratch that, who ever made this is too facinated by soldiers.
(ID #43993) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:19
V1lt R in US
Honda technician, baby.
Registered on 2007/01/05 13:22
Wow, that is just too nasty, too nasty.
(ID #43994) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:23
OMNI Strike in Glasgow, UK
In my last year of High School
Registered on 2006/12/25 02:24
so u beat the batton and splodge onto the card (thats my "polite" way of trying to put it) and watch your own soldiers moving around. WOW - some things from japan are pretty cool and weird and evoke interest. But this is just weird. :S
(ID #43995) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:49
Boris in USA
Interactive Media Design and Graphic Design
Registered on 2006/12/26 00:12
this is even beyond what I could imagine about such interesting devices for filling one's time.
(ID #43996) Posted on 2007/02/09 23:59
S.D. in New York City
Programmer
Registered on 2006/12/26 01:36
...
...
OOoookkkkkkkkk....
;)
(ID #43997) Posted on 2007/02/10 00:12
AndyH in Birmingham, UK
3D artist
Registered on 2006/12/25 10:08
Gyahh!
Thats bizzarre!

Still, its cheaper than any other pet i can think of. When they die, you just whip up a fresh batch and marvel at their antics :-D
(ID #44000) Posted on 2007/02/10 00:21
heiheit in United states
Still in High School
Registered on 2007/02/04 02:10
uhh... eww....

well... a tissue is cheaper than that :P   jk

well yeah thats kinda nasty but i guess if youre really that lonely... go for it!
(ID #44001) Posted on 2007/02/10 00:25
Hachiko in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Student
Registered on 2006/12/26 11:13
whoa cool, i want one! XD
(ID #44002) Posted on 2007/02/10 00:26
Registered on 2006/12/24 23:42
lol, it's like sea monkeys only better. ^^
(ID #44004) Posted on 2007/02/10 00:52
Maelstromm in Singapore
Storm Rider
Registered on 2007/01/07 13:33
I think sea monkeys got nothing on these "pets"...
(ID #44007) Posted on 2007/02/10 01:10
djet0 in Not so Sunnyvale, Teh Golden State
High School Graduate... Now what?
Registered on 2007/01/08 20:06
That's strangely perplexing... yet intriguing... Personally, I'm curious and wouldn't mind checking my sex health. But really... I though the card looked like something cool or useful, but after reading that... Yeah, Japan's really got free time. It's as they say:
Japan - Producing 78% of the world's weird junk. Since 1958.
Hooray!
(ID #44008) Posted on 2007/02/10 01:16
heiheit in United states
Still in High School
Registered on 2007/02/04 02:10
Sorry for this post but i have a question for any user;

I placed an order with HLJ accidentally when i was trying to check the shipping cost. I emailed them at Troubel@hlj.com
But there is another account management page that i cant get to because i dont have an account. Will they cancel the order or what? Any advice would be useful!
(ID #44009) Posted on 2007/02/10 01:33
Demacrez in Evansville, Indiana, US
Link Cosplayer, Video Gamer, Amatuer Programmer, and Artist
Registered on 2006/12/25 13:31
Very... interesting.

Though the idea sounds perplexing, it's just so... weird and... kinda disgusting.

I mean... who would really watch their soldiers march forth and do nothing while you just stare at them?  Kinda disturbing when you think about it.
(ID #44010) Posted on 2007/02/10 01:36
S.D. in New York City
Programmer
Registered on 2006/12/26 01:36
Maelstromm in Singapore said:
'I think sea monkeys got nothing on these "pets"..'

I nearly fell over laughing at that one! ;)
(ID #44011) Posted on 2007/02/10 01:57
Huk in SG
Registered on 2006/12/24 11:46
What a steal, portable 500-1000 times magnification for only 2000 Yen...
(ID #44012) Posted on 2007/02/10 02:03
Subarunyon in Vancouver, Canada
wow, that's really amazing and (kinda) disturbing at the same time ^^; I don't think I want to get one myself though.
(ID #44013) Posted on 2007/02/10 02:44
Helterran in Dallas, TX
Student who love anime and asian girls=3
Registered on 2007/02/09 12:02
uhhh..... wtf? 
(ID #44014) Posted on 2007/02/10 03:03
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:17
WTF!?! XDDD

now why would you show everyone your "sea-men"? oh wait...this is japan XDDD

just like what a famous 4chan quote says...

"Japan produces 78% of the world's weird shi~ since 1952"

XDDDD
(ID #44016) Posted on 2007/02/10 04:25
krapou in tervuren, belgium
daydreaming and planning to take over the world
Registered on 2006/12/26 23:58
OK...I've had.....WHY could'nt someone bring this up when I had a science presentation to do and could'nt find anything innovate and interesting ..But showing it to my boss will do....
Aaaah Japan what a great nation....I'm born on the wrong continent! or maybe not???
(ID #44017) Posted on 2007/02/10 04:43
Kevin in USA
I would rather spend my 25 USD somewhere else. lol, like some stuff for my Xbox 360. 
(ID #44018) Posted on 2007/02/10 04:52
Registered on 2006/12/30 10:06
Hold it up to the light?  What if the blob falls off the card and sticks in your eye?
(ID #44019) Posted on 2007/02/10 04:55
Doc in Kansas
Student
Registered on 2007/01/05 13:32
danny i believe i have found the reason y ur site is now filtered. quite frankly, i will have to agree with the rest of the readers and go OMFG WTF did i just read?!!
disturbing, yet undeniably hilarious. 
(ID #44020) Posted on 2007/02/10 05:08
Rei in Sydney, Aust.
Uni Student
Registered on 2007/01/23 16:02
No comment? Um this is the strangest invention I've heard of so far. I know its interesting topic, but observing at them like mice in cages is just bit off....
(ID #44021) Posted on 2007/02/10 05:15
Tiny Red Man in シンガポール@ナンヤンポリテク...
i sense pRon companies buying them for their pRon making....its.........shocking....and ya...you pay, i tink, much lesser, for some self examination..
(ID #44023) Posted on 2007/02/10 08:36
Kar22 in Tokyo
Accountant
Registered on 2007/01/08 17:32
Supposing you stick it in your pocket and mistake it for some chewing gum after?
(ID #44024) Posted on 2007/02/10 11:25
Knife-Edge in Germany
I guess this is Japan's most weirdest Tamagotchi clone. Hope they don't come up with the "Tama Egg/Ladies" edition . That would be....Maybe they are going to be released right now.
(ID #44025) Posted on 2007/02/10 11:51
Linc_31 in Hong Kong/Beijing
Student
Registered on 2006/12/26 09:50
wow...and who in the right mind would come up with an idea of something like that =_=
(ID #44026) Posted on 2007/02/10 13:14
radical anime fan in Dai-Singapore-dan. Hotter than Kamina and Lelouch combined.
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20
that just redefined creativity. but who would want to use that?
(ID #44027) Posted on 2007/02/10 13:26
Arrot in Illinois U.S.A.
Undecided Major; Student
Registered on 2006/12/31 08:21
Quote Linc_31: "wow...and who in the right mind would come up with an idea of something like that =_="

Correction no one in his/her right mind has come up with this idea.
(ID #44029) Posted on 2007/02/10 15:30
Gundam Otaku in Tropical Singapore
Student
Registered on 2006/12/30 22:16
This is indeed interesting...
(ID #44030) Posted on 2007/02/10 15:53
Negative in Bronx, NY
Unemployed Game Player
Registered on 2007/01/07 09:25
Thats both interesting and disgusting at the same time.  It may come in handy for some people out there who are trying to have kids.  To my knowledge sometimes a man doesn't have many active "soldiers", and when trying to have kids, he just can't win the battle.  This might be a quick and easy solution to determine that problem, unless of course the problem lies within the woman.  

Alcohol and drugs can lead to a low "soldier" count, for those of you that don't know.  So if your planning on having kids, be careful, you may wipe out half your platoon before even getting to the battlefield.
(ID #44031) Posted on 2007/02/10 16:05
DEXTER
Danny what are you doing...really who wants to see their sperm swim?
it's strainge device...
(ID #44032) Posted on 2007/02/10 18:35
TJ Han in Singapore
Figure Blogger
Registered on 2007/01/02 15:21
Whops. Been there done that, with my microscope. LOL.
(ID #44034) Posted on 2007/02/10 18:54
Hayden in London, UK
Custom Pc Builder, Muppet, Pyromaniac, Demolitions Expert
Registered on 2007/01/06 05:53
わかりました... 今1 つの質問...."WHY はか。!" なぜ神の下で空がそのようながらくたこれを好む青製造された得なさいか。私は何人かの人々実際に彼らの手のたくさんの時間があることを考える!
(ID #44036) Posted on 2007/02/10 19:04
Gordon Pekeur in south africa -cape town-
Id wouldnt wanna see the RESEARCH centre for this strange ITEM!! Must be full of sausage.....ggghhhhrrrr!!
(ID #44041) Posted on 2007/02/10 19:33
JQ in Philippines
Gunota in Manila
Registered on 2007/02/09 06:38
Only good for Biology class IMO...
(ID #44043) Posted on 2007/02/10 21:41
CrazyAnimeTuga in Portugal
Student
Registered on 2007/01/03 02:12
Hey Danny thx for the comment on my blog I only noticed now 'cause haven't got enough time lately to update it, still thx anyway, I'll be updating more photos of my figures and hope some gundams to, but the weather has been kinda cloudy and rainy
(ID #44058) Posted on 2007/02/11 01:03
Danny Choo in Tokyo
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 11:06
Guys,
I nearly died laughing at some of your comments. Good stuff!
(ID #44065) Posted on 2007/02/11 03:10
Cerberus9 in Malaysia
it is interesting, but at the same time... *yucks*~
(ID #44095) Posted on 2007/02/11 12:14
Unclejoe in Stevenage, UK
Freelance peacekeeping agent
Registered on 2007/02/10 15:13
I've got the compulsive urge to say "This is wrong, on so many levels", but you know there are some people who will actually go and buy these things. What's wrong with just a bit of Kleenex, for Pete's sake? LMFAO
(ID #44112) Posted on 2007/02/11 19:04
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
Registered on 2007/01/03 16:36
Holy crap!  I wonder what kind of person came up with this invention?  o_O
(ID #44207) Posted on 2007/02/13 05:48
pogi420 in Melbourne, Australia
Student
Registered on 2007/03/04 01:48
Hmm, i dont bother masturbating onto a card i just do it on my hands
(ID #45109) Posted on 2007/03/05 06:55
&re:) in Budapest, Hungary
student during the day, otaku at night
Registered on 2008/01/06 05:37
sick, really sick
imagine kids showing their cards to each others, alternative to Pokemon...?
(ID #191907) Posted on 2008/05/20 06:47
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