this is so wrong and pathetic in so many levels. after reading that article my head hurt so much I had to smoke a cigarette (after almost a year of quitting). Record video of the dolphin waxing process? no thanks. We could have been curing cancer, improving nanotechnology, achieving perfect trans-humanistic goals but no, DNA missile launchers have to come first. i am in now way a prude, but this is pure bollocks...
Whoa don't take it so personal dude it's just a dolphin choking machine. Also I would definitely take a lifetime supply of every PS machine and games over figures anyday of the week. But figures are collectors items, so they are probably worth more in the future...hmmm...maybe I'll change my mind.....
Oh yeah, because the great minds who have created the Tenga consider things like curing cancer and other medical advances as an after thought. Oh wait, two completely different fields, performed by two different type of scientist. If spending time creating a Tenga was the margin of difference for advancing the cure for cancer...then I think we'll discover it on a Tenga off season. Have hope!
If you had some form of dolphin cancer you could use the same scientist. I wouldn't, but you never know.
Maybe this should be used in prisons as a more "subtle" toture device... uhm, scratch that, this dolphin waxer is designed as one... score -1 for japanese ingenuity. LOL XD. They shoulda put the capital on either development for gaming consoles, reviving the econony, or all the things you mentioned, instead of wasting it on developing & producing this "self-enjoyment device".. ROFL X'D
That's a weird *toy* but it looks cool; definitely I'd buy this one for my dolphin, I'm sure it'd make him very happy lol. It's amazing what can be done inside a little piece of rubber.
lol!! this thing will revolutionize the world~XD
This is sooo wrong
When i saw this article i was really afraid that danny was going to post an actual "Review" of it LOL. That would certainly mess up my morning.....or so i thought, bcoz in my not-so-good judgement i decided to watch the kanojotoys video. 0_0 the SOUND!! DA SOUND!!AAARGH!!
I wonder if one of these could be installed in a ganmen cockpit to be deployed in those emergencies where one's spiral power is waning.
I need a drink, something very strong... this is wrong.
I feel dirty just reading this review... Anyways, wow! This thing is amazing actually, and I have to admit I'd like to have one... *blush* You make everything sound funny, Danny! Maybe you'll give away one, righ right?
A rather entertaining post lol. Though quite a bit was imagery, I don't really have a good grasp on how it works.
Didn't you watch the video? It explains how to use it.
Danny I dunno if I should believe all of your review... LOLOL
lol I doubt it too; how much is true? record waxing process!? use it to recharge your ipod, psp, DS? compatible with win95, Dos, and Unix? lol...
make soap... liquid soap :P
FIRE Wire?!? sounds unhealty....
Headphones and microphones? (^_^)"
Yes.... because curing cancer is something people making masturbatory aids would in general be smart or ambitious enough to do. Anyway, nice spoof review Danny. It's kinda funny that you're faking so many technological features to "review" on something that I was shocked to find out (after your original post on this), isn't even motorized, for $99.
you are joking with the accessories right? anyway about the question I'd rather receive sony products. ^^ btw looks like Melissa Seraphy is ready for carbon freezing by tenga fliphole. ^^
Yeah, i choose Sony Products 2 because of the Sony Timer!! I guess free supply of figures would end in living in a Hangar full of figures. With the Sony timer you can easily throw away your freebies and have enough space for new ones, and figues you can buy from selling your Sony goodies!
i am confused.... what is true and not.. maybe the soap part is real...let me save up my soldiers the nex time i wax dolphin
hooo, must buy this when I visit Japan this august hehe thanks for the review~
This is a weird product... Maybe the weirdest I ever seen...
LOL it can make soap, wooo! Watched the video and I have to say it makes really funny noises... You could pass it it off as some type of new instrument or something LOL
LOL!
Greatest thing since sliced bread.
I'd even go as far as to say that it might even outshine sliced bread. I mean..come on..sliced bread isn't THAT great! ;-)
Wow.. lol. First thing I thought about the soap making part was, "What dolphin waxer would use that soap after knowing where it came from!?" Entertaining to say the least, heh. I'd say I'd rather have a supply of figures. I'm not much into gadgets and what not, and well.. I don't have a dolphin to wax. So figures for me!
OK... That was wrong... jus... just wrong.
This is crazy on so many levels. I swear the Japanese are something else. LOL SOAP!!!! NASTY Gotta Luv It
LOL you are just pulling our legs that it comes with USB. Nontheless it was entertaining.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I couldn't stop laughing while reading this review... Simply a Fantastic read ^^. Thanks for the laughter as always! The Kanojo Toys video was also great, especially the sound effects lol. Really sounds like a dolphin!
Yeah.. I'll skip the foam soap... But besides that it's a pretty great dolphin caring tool! I wouldn't mind having one anyway...
That was a very funny review. I love the parts about using headphones and a usb connector.
you gotta be kidding me ~_~ "doublefacepalm.jpg"
For some reason i had this huge grin when i read this post. obligatory THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!
my mind is just blown away that this thing can actually make soap out of our fluids...that is just WOW
I liked the older health product better --_--
I should travel the world and throw a pie in everyone's face for selecting "I want free Sony products for life!". I have had so many problems with Sony stuff that I generally try to avoid it- especially with their infamous "internal shutoff timer". Since I don't own many figures (just Ignis, sadly) I would choose to get a figure a month perhaps ^^.
save the 99USD. your(her) hands are free. ('~')
Hey.. at least its re-usable =p
Men sure take good care of their dolphins.
LOL....great review Danny! Nanocarbonition...that's indeed a rare material, it is suppose to be THE material that will save us from the fossil fuel problems we have =p too bad it's so had to mine for....(at least that's what i was told during my material science classes) =p lol On another note, free figures and/or sony products would be awesome!!
best writeup ever
I'd very much rather have a lifetime supply of figures and/or Sony products than any Tenga product.
Definitely on my wishlist, must buy when I visit Japan in August
ROFL Danny, you forgot to mention it's also a cold fusion reactor. :P Anyways, I swear I would get one if I could... and if it wasn't that expensive... I mean, seriously, I already spend lots of time on pr0nz and stuff... why not something like that? And it does make a nice lamp too. [:P]
omg this is too too too....(cant think of a word). They can read data know and also charged Ipod........finally waxing doest waste resources anymore!
in months to come, you'll see one attached to your Wii where real life simulation takes place.
