Tenga Review
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Tue 2007/06/05 23:13
I always get offers of free figure samples (which I gladly accept) but when Kanojo Toys (NSFW) offered some samples of Tenga, I was lost for words ^^;
I was pointed to the fact that 56% of you said that you would buy some Tenga cups in the previous poll (which I found to be rather surprising ^^;) and that the readers here would enjoy a review of the products.
Read on to learn more about the product which has contributed to the declining birth rate in Japan ^^;
Before I continue however, I have to disappoint you by letting you know that this review does not come with a test drive ^^;
I was pointed to the fact that 56% of you said that you would buy some Tenga cups in the previous poll (which I found to be rather surprising ^^;) and that the readers here would enjoy a review of the products.
Read on to learn more about the product which has contributed to the declining birth rate in Japan ^^;
Before I continue however, I have to disappoint you by letting you know that this review does not come with a test drive ^^;
One of the cups can be used from both ends. This is a "bitter side".
And this is the "Sweet side" ^^;
What on earth is a "rolling head cup" ?! I supposed I could have gave it a test drive to find out ^^;
If I remove the plastic sheet, it could possibly pass as a thermal detonator for my Stormtrooper gear.
If I remove the plastic sheet, it could possibly pass as a thermal detonator for my Stormtrooper gear.
This fellow looks like some sort of face cream tube.
The hole warming device was interesting. You press the metal piece inside and the tube heats up within seconds.
Then you stick the warming device in yer cup. When its ready you can then start your eroge or get out the latest issue of Megami and go do your thing.
Unfortunately I had no intention of giving these cups a test drive so the best thing I can do for you is to pull out the insides.
The inside is soft and has lots of shapes molded on which I believe are supposed to give you some sort of sensation.
The inside is soft and has lots of shapes molded on which I believe are supposed to give you some sort of sensation.
The inner tube is flexible enough to roll up and stick in your trouser pocket for those who get the urge at work or school.
When you squish it like this, some sort of lubricant oozes out @.@
When you squish it like this, some sort of lubricant oozes out @.@
The cups come with a sticker on the top which covers a small hole. Apparently you can adjust the air pressure inside...
Convinced? If you are then you can buy these online at kanojo Toys who ship worldwide and are descreet with their packaging ^^;
If a Tenga Cup is not good enough for you, Kanojo Toys also ship Candy Girls worldwide too ^^;
Convinced? If you are then you can buy these online at kanojo Toys who ship worldwide and are descreet with their packaging ^^;
If a Tenga Cup is not good enough for you, Kanojo Toys also ship Candy Girls worldwide too ^^;
It would seem that this product is not intended to be reusable is it? Then it would make it rather expensive for a one time relieve.
(ID #49140) Posted on 2007/06/06 00:53
Hobby Store clerk guy thing...
Still no anime pic, still no purchase from me :P
(ID #49141) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:05
filmaker
dont mistake it for a water bottle.
(ID #49142) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:22
Link Cosplayer, Video Gamer, Amatuer Programmer, and Artist
Sounds intreging but for the sake of being moral, no. I laughed through the whole review Danny but I'm still not convinced to purchase one even if I am a lonely otaku.
(ID #49143) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:26
dear gawd you got one lol o.O! And its bright red! haha! hhmm, Seems like the whole thing only last for 30 uses or less. Not too appealing, I would'nt like that near me at all. If someone has one and comes near me... (x,X#)C=(>,>c) *poosh*
(ID #49144) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:30
Lol danny,you seem happy to get this free sample =P. Anyway,I was hoping for a figurine review,but it just had to be a tenga review. I must say,the Japanese are very innovative,sometimes in the wrong way.
(ID #49145) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:31
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
There needs to be an anime version of these ^^; Add in a movement sensor and speakers or something and when someone uses it, it plays "anime_girl_moan.wav" It would be a great hit! XD I still found Kanojo Toys (Girlfriend toys LOL) sending these for reviews funny ^^;
(ID #49146) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:36
College Student
call me dumb or stupid but i still don't get how it works although i know what it is for.
(ID #49147) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:41
.NET/Web Developer
LOL. I'm guessing that this can be reused but only after a number of times? But wouldn't it be gross after you've used it the first time? I'm still amazed at whoever thought up this product. hahahah ^^
(ID #49148) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:41
Email & Network Support/Administration
That reminds me, I need to pick up a copy of O'Reilly's Apache book. Thanks for the reminder
(ID #49149) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:52
LOL! Danny try it and tell us how it feels! XD hahaha. I have to say its pretty damn expensive for a one time use only item.
(ID #49150) Posted on 2007/06/06 01:53
It will make a nice souvenir should my plans to visit Tokyo next month materialise... Danny, may I take a picture of you in Darth Vader costume while I pose with a tenga? (hey...if i do really get to Tokyo, and if you can loan me your stormtrooper suit, maybe we can walk around together...)
(ID #49152) Posted on 2007/06/06 02:04
Thank god you did not give it a test drive! That is so bad, what lonely people there are out there...
(ID #49153) Posted on 2007/06/06 02:27
Link Cosplayer, Video Gamer, Amatuer Programmer, and Artist
Sorry for posting again but I just have to say this: Guys, buy this for your girlfriends as a practical joke but make sure you have the real gift hidden before she slaps you. XD
(ID #49154) Posted on 2007/06/06 03:02
Mandalorian in training + Otaku...
Uh, fair enough. They sure are creative, Even if wee bit wacky.
(ID #49155) Posted on 2007/06/06 03:26
"This review does not come with a test drive" Oh god thank you. Nothing against your body Danny, I'm sure its stunning.
(ID #49156) Posted on 2007/06/06 03:34
Bizarre? Sure, but the product design actually looks pretty good.
(ID #49157) Posted on 2007/06/06 03:34
Self-employed
Hey Danny, how can you properly review an item if you don't actually use it? ^_~
(ID #49158) Posted on 2007/06/06 03:39
Wow talk about interesting hehe anyways interesting post Danny next to see what products they have for lonely Otakus out there .
(ID #49159) Posted on 2007/06/06 04:11
Policy & Research Officer
I would thought that review normally involves using a product =P
(ID #49160) Posted on 2007/06/06 04:15
Nivexus in Melbourne, Australia
If you're not going to use it... can i buy it off you?
(ID #49161) Posted on 2007/06/06 04:23
To Everyone: This product is meant to be used only once, and then thrown away. Although I did see some Japanese forum postings i n which guys shamefully wrote about using it several more times...
(ID #49162) Posted on 2007/06/06 04:37
how bout sending it to one of ur readers and let him have a test drive? lol.
(ID #49168) Posted on 2007/06/06 05:58
Ummmm....thanks for not testing and then showing us -_-;. Didn't realize how much different kinds of free stuff you can get. Hope your next item is more SFW, NSFW figures are alright though lol.
(ID #49170) Posted on 2007/06/06 06:30
Phew...when i first read the title i was extremely worried, but i am glad to see this review didn't have a test drive xD Maybe you could give them to one of your collegues as a joke present? They might find it funny, or perhaps not...i'm not sure xD
(ID #49171) Posted on 2007/06/06 06:47
anime/cosplay events organizer
ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA @sweet side and bitter side XDDDD the user has an option if he wants pain and pleasure XDDD
(ID #49174) Posted on 2007/06/06 07:36
icie in Sydney
Seems to me like a Japanese version of the Fleshlight?
(ID #49175) Posted on 2007/06/06 08:10
Danny, To know something, you need to try it first ^^ Muhahaha :O)
(ID #49177) Posted on 2007/06/06 09:52
Jasimo in who cares
Hi Danny, maybe you should set up poll on : 1) you bet Danny has tried it 2) Danny has tried it but pretend he hasn't 3) Danny hasn't try it.
(ID #49178) Posted on 2007/06/06 10:28
Analyst
Tho poll's a good idea, might as well drop the last question though.....
(ID #49180) Posted on 2007/06/06 11:24
there isn't much what I can say... just OMG...... *shocked *shooked
(ID #49181) Posted on 2007/06/06 12:15
Anime viewer, Manga Reader
Danny, you're the spokesman for them? How do they select you for it?
(ID #49185) Posted on 2007/06/06 13:47
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
I'd say send it to someone (anonymous) to test drive it (ROFLMAO) ok never mind :P
(ID #49193) Posted on 2007/06/06 15:27
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/25 00:30)
I wonder why nobody ever thought of combining tenga with a candy girl. ^^;
(ID #49195) Posted on 2007/06/06 17:32
webmistress/ ceo
cant believe you put it on your computer for a photo i would burn them... or sell them ^^
(ID #49196) Posted on 2007/06/06 17:38
student - digital media
rofl! wow...that made my day.
(ID #49199) Posted on 2007/06/06 21:02
Kanojotoys = WTF !!???! Perhaps you should make a review about that too : http://www.kanojotoys.com/index.php/robotech-thruster-masturbation-machine-from-japan/ WTF again ! @_@
(ID #49201) Posted on 2007/06/06 22:45
why don't you just AADMIT IT...:D so, how does it feel?
(ID #49217) Posted on 2007/06/07 02:58
Director/代表取締役
Angelo, Jasmino, MrColumbus, Tiny Red Man, LOL! Ujuj, I saw that! Marvin, There probably is one ^^; XiaoRouWan, They saw my earlier post and offered to send some ^^; Nivexus, Its on display ^^; Zer0, Sounds good. Leo, NP! Aya, They should include anime pics most certainly ^^;
(ID #49227) Posted on 2007/06/07 04:45
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
Honest Danny I wasn't one of the 56%. ^o^ Interesting none the less...
(ID #49230) Posted on 2007/06/07 04:53
College Student
Umm, excuse me Mr. Danny Choo. About the hole warming device, after I use Tenga for 30 times, do I have to reheat it so I can use it again?
(ID #49236) Posted on 2007/06/07 06:26
Roger_the_gogogo in europe
I think the people in prison needs it more than we do lol ^^.
(ID #49239) Posted on 2007/06/07 07:36
"Excuse me Mr. Danny Choo..." Have a good one, Bayonette. Eww...
(ID #49241) Posted on 2007/06/07 08:30
bakagundamzero in Manila, Philippines
You know, this could actually sell here. Heck, I have seen sidewalk vendors sell similar items here. Interesting. I little strange, but interesting.
(ID #49260) Posted on 2007/06/08 06:34
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (Registered on 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
strange item, but it'll sell. especially in japan?
(ID #49279) Posted on 2007/06/08 11:37
I wonder what it would give for impression if it was put into a time capsule and people would find it accidentally (a new one, of course!). "The product that has contributed to the declining birth rate of Japan". Simply "LOL" as an answer. That kind of stuff should come with an instruction manual, right? Anyway, I guess you got interest in it and gave it a try as soon as we had our backs turned. Even if "it's a secret of everybody" like a wise Moblin said once, we won't force you to give us more details... @Bayonette: Enjoyyyyyy~ Write us a review if you ever try it. :p
(ID #49308) Posted on 2007/06/08 20:56
Director/代表取締役
Bayonette, I dont know if it will still do its job after 30 reheats ^^;
(ID #49383) Posted on 2007/06/09 12:50
kurz in malaysia
marvin n danny choo.. they do have candy girl+tenga!! crazy p(O_o)q
(ID #49676) Posted on 2007/06/14 17:42
UGh @___@
(ID #49759) Posted on 2007/06/15 21:43
I still don't understand how this related to eroge ?It look just like a weird drink to me
(ID #52903) Posted on 2007/07/29 18:00
dogme
Now Tenga is available in Thailand ;-) I think to try once ;-P
(ID #53323) Posted on 2007/08/03 07:55
comment--> LoL~ but still anyways i dun get how it works lol... what happen to the stuff --> the stuff~ (does it stay in it forever??)lol and does it apply to that candy girl and tenga? >.
(ID #54952) Posted on 2007/08/21 02:23
It looks... comfrotable, but I think I prefer the classic methods... :)
(ID #58534) Posted on 2007/10/05 13:44
Anime_One in USA
Yeah you might think they are weird, but I've tried one and they are great! MY GF has her toys, and now I have mine.
(ID #59148) Posted on 2007/10/11 13:45
McMaster Engineering Student Fall 08
I still can't get over how gross this is ;__; So Unnatural
(ID #70815) Posted on 2008/01/27 17:00
Why does it have a bitter and a sweet side? Has anyone tested this? And why is that picture on the sweet side? Is that just in case they don't have eroge, they can look at some stick figures? (though I'm guessing the picture would be.. uh... moving....)
(ID #72795) Posted on 2008/02/21 08:40
Pre university student
what the hell is this?
(ID #166616) Posted on 2008/04/05 03:14
I recently bought one at a pretty good price on a site located in the states.. i thought this tenga thing was pretty amazing..thanks for the review!
(ID #168604) Posted on 2008/04/09 15:40
I forgot to tell everyone the site I got it is www.toydemon.com Their price is the lowest I've found on the web and they ship from the States
(ID #221546) Posted on 2008/06/25 16:30
Part human, part student, 100% loser
LOLOLOLOL
(ID #192884) Posted on 2008/05/21 13:22
i'd like it if it were reusuable, why isn't it?
(ID #258098) Posted on 2008/08/06 10:23
lmao man.....
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