Hatsune Miku
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Thu 2008/09/11 13:48
Figma Hatsune Miku plays the lead role of "Miku" in today's figma Theater.
But before the show starts, Miku poses for the press. He she has her new spanking double mic.
Please switch off your cell phone and refrain from farting as the show begins.
Miku and Yuki are on the way to play live at Tokyo Dome. As they approach the city, 5 men appear disguised as stormtroopers. What Miku and Yuki dont know is that these 5 men are infact the Gruesome Foursome + 1. The "+1" is Kenshiro who decided to join the Foursome after they all got a battering by Tsukasa last time.
Kenshiro: "Show us some identification."
Yuki: "You dont need to see any identification. These are not the droids you are looking for."
Kenshiro: (?) "Who said anything about droids?"
Yuki: "You may go about your business. Move along. Move along."
Kenshiro: (??) "*we* may go about *our* business? Look just get out of the speeder."
Miku and Yuki are on the way to play live at Tokyo Dome. As they approach the city, 5 men appear disguised as stormtroopers. What Miku and Yuki dont know is that these 5 men are infact the Gruesome Foursome + 1. The "+1" is Kenshiro who decided to join the Foursome after they all got a battering by Tsukasa last time.
Kenshiro: "Show us some identification."
Yuki: "You dont need to see any identification. These are not the droids you are looking for."
Kenshiro: (?) "Who said anything about droids?"
Yuki: "You may go about your business. Move along. Move along."
Kenshiro: (??) "*we* may go about *our* business? Look just get out of the speeder."
Miku: Look, we are in a hurry for our first concert. Cant you just let us pass?
Kenshiro: "Err no. Now get out of the speeder or else."
Miku: (sigh) "Yuki, deal with it."
Yuki: "Yes your highness."
Kenshiro: "Err no. Now get out of the speeder or else."
Miku: (sigh) "Yuki, deal with it."
Yuki: "Yes your highness."
Yuki puts on her Jedi cloak and whips out her lightsaber.
The Gruesome Foursome+1 burst out laughing.
Itsuki: "Your pantsu fell down. Hmmm I like white pantsu."
The Gruesome Foursome+1 burst out laughing.
Itsuki: "Your pantsu fell down. Hmmm I like white pantsu."
Yuki: "You really think I'm falling for the your-pantsu-have-fallen-down Jedi mind trick? You old fool!"
A gust of wind blows and Yuki realizes that it was no Jedi mind trick...
Yuki throws her cloak at the Gruesome Foursome+1 and makes a run for it while trying to pull up her pantsu. She slips and falls flat on her face.
Yuki starts to cry as the evil men move in on their prey. Lulu decides to get a low angle shot before they finish her.
Miku: (sighs) "never send a Jedi to do your dirty work."
Miku propels herself into the air and as she starts to spin she screams "Cyclonic Fathom Sweeper of Gargantuan Death Sweepah!!!!!"
The attack sends the Gruesome Foursome+ 1 flying.
Miku propels herself into the air and as she starts to spin she screams "Cyclonic Fathom Sweeper of Gargantuan Death Sweepah!!!!!"
The attack sends the Gruesome Foursome+ 1 flying.
Miku: "The heavens and your ass shall be pierced!"
Miku does a quick half-way-battle victory pose.
Miku then quickly resumes with the Raising Reverse Crane of Atlantis attack on Lulu.
Miku proceeds with the Plunging Photonic Pole of Armageddon on Spinzaku.
But Kenshiro has to be special. He summons his pet Dewback to his aid. He rides the Dewback mocking Miku by waving at her while the Dewback sucks on Miku's legs.
Kenshiro: "Sayonara desu! Wahahahahahaha!"
Kenshiro: "Sayonara desu! Wahahahahahaha!"
Miku barley manages to escape from the Dewback. Covered in slime, Miku launches the Titanic Dolphin Crusher Catapult which sends Kenshiro flying for 3.5 kilometers.
Miku has used her last spurt of energy. Kyon and Itsuki move in for the kill. Miku summons her partner.
Miku: "Fate Shall Change!"
Fate Arrives and hands Miku the mystical weapon "Baboon Eternal Claw of Death."
Miku/Fate: "Haaaaaaaaa!"
Kyon: (splat) "#"$%&@@"
Miku: "Fate Shall Change!"
Fate Arrives and hands Miku the mystical weapon "Baboon Eternal Claw of Death."
Miku/Fate: "Haaaaaaaaa!"
Kyon: (splat) "#"$%&@@"
Itsuki tries to make a run for it but his puny legs are no match for the Baboon Claw.
Itsuki: (flying liquid noises) "asyuidfdbdd bf ajfdb aa."
Itsuki: (flying liquid noises) "asyuidfdbdd bf ajfdb aa."
Miku and Fate do the victory pose and have a short argument as to who gets to keep Kyons head.
Miku and Yuki are a bit late for the concert but the fans didn't mind for some reason.
Looks like the reason was because Yuki forgot to pull her pantsu up. The fans are overjoyed.
As Miku dances, she notices Yuk's pantsu around her shoe...
... and then does a cast off which whips the crowds into a frenzy.
The End until the next figma Theater.
The End until the next figma Theater.
Today's guest appearance was by the gorgeous Fate T. Harlaown.
An awesome quality figure for an awesome price at 2,500 yen.
Miku comes with a mic stand, two leeks, two facial expressions and a load of hands.
A bit difficult to carry around due to her twin tails but I just end up sticking Haruhi's head on instead when I'm out n about.
You can catch other reviews at FooBarBaz and AkibaHobby.
Sweet eh?
Rin and Ren will be joining her soon next month. Pre release pics will be up at Danny's Corner at the Good Smile site.
We recently pushed out product search to the GSC site and a few more features should go out later today. The latest two products on the current Japanese site have links to the English detail pages.
There are about 18 figma's (including the OEM PS2 Haruhi) out - how many is you be having?
Miku looks great in the PS2 Haruhi gear.
The Nendoroid Miku, Figma Miku and chotto matte! Whats that on the right of the photo?!
Find out in one of my posts at the Good Smile English site.
Otaku
I like figmas and I like Miku Chan, But I pre-order 1/8 Miku Figure is going to be out this Sep!!!!
(ID #297733) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:02
student, webmaster
Wow, Miku is very talented. She can sing, she can act and she can pwn.
(ID #297734) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:02
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
lol action + a bit of ecchi what more can we ask? :P
(ID #297739) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:06
That was fun, I ended feeling kinda geeky for laughing at the Jedi mind trick thing with the storm troopers.
(ID #297740) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:09
That was hilarious! :D Miku will make six Figmas for me once she comes in. I would have more, but I'll wait for them until I have more funds.
(ID #297741) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:11
Dannnyyyyyyyyy............. does GSC sell spare joints? :(
(ID #297744) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:13
Director/代表取締役
Replied in a news item ^^
(ID #298547) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:55
LOL This is no Jedi mind trick, this is a real Danny Choo article:)
(ID #297756) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:22
Dude, where do you come up with this stuff? I thought my brain conjured up strange things. ^^; One things for sure, you are having more and more fun with each outing. Have fun!
(ID #297760) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:25
Director/代表取締役
Made it up as I took the pics ^^;
(ID #298550) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:55
Videogame Magazine Editor
Hahah, you're really having a lot of fun with the figmas, aren't you, Danny? Don't have any figmas since I still don't like the joints but I've to admit, your funny figma sketches are really tempting me to get a few of my own...
(ID #297769) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:34
Nice pictures/story. At this very moment I own 8 figmas. I have Miku and Mikuru in transit, Kagami, Rin, Len, and Tsuruya pre-ordered. I'm almost exclusively a figma collector at this point.
(ID #297771) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:35
IT Desktop Support
That makes 2 of us. ^^
(ID #298165) Posted on 2008/09/11 23:54
Nope, makes three. :D
(ID #301544) Posted on 2008/09/15 09:25
This is grade "A" material. "Cyclonic Fathom Sweeper of Gargantuan Death Sweepah!!!!!"
(ID #297773) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:37
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
Everytime I see Kenshiro in Danny's collection and those theaters with lots of fights I think: "Danny also needs Jotaro and Dio figures". XD The moment I noticed Yuki lots her pantsu I'd go... ZA WARUDO!
(ID #297779) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:43
Director/代表取締役
You reminded me that I forgot the wrrryyyyy move.
(ID #298551) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:56
she has removable pantsu?
(ID #297782) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:45
Director/代表取締役
Most of the figma girls have removable pantsu,.
(ID #298553) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:56
Only Fate and Witch Yuki, so im hoping to get Miku next =D
(ID #297784) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:46
Tsukasa will be my first, still waiting for her though T_T
(ID #297799) Posted on 2008/09/11 14:59
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Those pictures are hilarious, I love how they beheaded Kyon
(ID #297804) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:05
Orange (Registered on 2008/06/12 13:43)
I'm waiting on that 1/8 Miku. Too bad I got it for the second rerelease... xD
(ID #297805) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:07
resident caffeine junkie
right now I have 4 figmas. by the end of the year, I should have at least 3 more to add to that including saber lily :D
(ID #297810) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:11
Geek Liaison
Well I gots no figma but do have a couple of Revoltech.
(ID #297819) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:23
LOL.. Great story.
(ID #297820) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:24
MIKU figma kick ass!!!!! LOL...Miku knows Cammy's moves!!!!!!! All the guy figmas got their butt kicked!!!!!!
(ID #297824) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:35
Nice little story. I laughed at Lelouch's attempt at getting a upskirt shot.
(ID #297826) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:37
Vampire
Great stuff Danny! It was quite entertaining. Oh and sorry I farted during the show, that's probably what made Kenshiro fly 3.5km. I also love how you dismantled Kyon, and had his head on the stand. I got Konata and Saber so far, I'll probably get Miyuki when she comes out.
(ID #297840) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:48
fresh grad
Maybe you should add anime director/producer in your resume someday =)
(ID #297841) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:48
duncanmc (Registered on 2008/06/13 05:55)
Maybe he establishes his own anime studio in Japan in the future.
(ID #343775) Posted on 2008/10/23 20:38
Another splendid show!!! I wish I had some figmas for some mix and match...
(ID #297842) Posted on 2008/09/11 15:54
hahahah a very funny story!!! ^^
(ID #297847) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:04
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/25 00:30)
LOLOL! Once again the gruesome foursome and Kenshiro ends up in the bin. ^^ love how you pose and play your figmas Danny. ^^
(ID #297857) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:09
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/25 00:30)
btw, great use of the GFF weapons. also, what's frog Mikuru doing at the back? ^^ lol
(ID #297867) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:33
Director/代表取締役
She was supposed to be the R2 that they stuck on the back. I completely forgot about her after ^^;
(ID #298557) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:58
marvin (Registered on 2006/12/25 00:30)
lol ^^;
(ID #298876) Posted on 2008/09/12 15:25
Cuuute! No figmas as of yet. My first will either be her or Tsukasa.
(ID #297858) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:11
university film student
Someone needs to make a list of all the moves Danny has made up! The Titanic Dolphin Crusher Catapult sounds very, very painful. ^^; ...I really want the figma Miku, and I want her even more now. I didn't pre-order though and I'm guessing most places are out of stock by now. :(
(ID #297869) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:43
GO! Titanic Dolphin Crusher Catapult!
(ID #297873) Posted on 2008/09/11 16:54
Student
EPIC WIN. <3333
(ID #297888) Posted on 2008/09/11 17:16
Student and full-time otaku
LOL, funny comic again...although they all have been somewhat violent up to now...oh well. Don't have any figmas yet, but that's mainly because of the moneys, but also because I feel I'm not the type to play with them all day
(ID #297908) Posted on 2008/09/11 17:43
Student and full-time otaku
BTW I keep being amazed at how well Star Wars and figma seem to go together ^^
(ID #297911) Posted on 2008/09/11 17:48
Gruesome Foursome +1... LOL I love these Figma theater posts. Yuki lightsaber battle is awesomes!
(ID #297916) Posted on 2008/09/11 17:53
Danny...your imagination scares me...
(ID #297928) Posted on 2008/09/11 17:58
Director/代表取締役
lol
(ID #298560) Posted on 2008/09/12 09:58
anime/cosplay events organizer
i lol'd XDD can't wait for my local hobby shop opens pre-orders for the Miku Figma~ =3
(ID #297946) Posted on 2008/09/11 18:29
Evil Fanfic Writer
9 figmas for me! Currently waiting on 2 Miku pre-orders, Tsuraya-san, and going to pre-order Kagami and Mikuki as well. Action figures are the best! Static figures don't seem to have as much fun to them, and more for display than playing with.
(ID #297953) Posted on 2008/09/11 18:37
Student, Slave to the Education System (Click below for Video Reviews of figures and more!)
I have every figma so far except Kyon and Itsuki.
(ID #297959) Posted on 2008/09/11 18:49
Student, Slave to the Education System (Click below for Video Reviews of figures and more!)
I have every figma so far except Kyon and Itsuki.
(ID #297960) Posted on 2008/09/11 18:49
Nendoroid Miku FTW !!!!! OMG, I'm such a sucker for the Nendoroids -_-'.
(ID #297965) Posted on 2008/09/11 18:55
Just got my last SOS dan member yesterday! Taking my time with Figma collecting as Revoltech is still my first love.
(ID #297977) Posted on 2008/09/11 19:26
that was really funny... "Kenshiro: Sayonara desu! Wahahahahahaha!" haha, i like that bit
(ID #297981) Posted on 2008/09/11 19:38
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Wow... That was the most EPIC thing I've ever seen ever! And the names of their moves are so long LOL! Like this one "Titanic Dolphin Crusher Catapult" I need to get Miku to teach me this move! Awesome Danny, just awesome...
(ID #297982) Posted on 2008/09/11 19:40
Receptionist/ Accountant/ Junior Designer/ Illustrator
That was very entertaining, Danny! You should consider storyboarding ^-^ I have 2 Figma's on preorder right now but, I'll probably order more as time goes by. Still need to get a Nendoroid >.<
(ID #297999) Posted on 2008/09/11 20:09
Online Shop
Wow, that was incredible diorama story! I want both Figma Miku and Fate! Are both Figmas still somewhat available or impossible to get them now?
(ID #298002) Posted on 2008/09/11 20:13
Horror☆Star
LOL at Yuki's shiro pantsu @w@ Can't wait for the next Danny's Figma Theater. Totally make my evening ^_^
(ID #298005) Posted on 2008/09/11 20:14
Secondary Student~
LOL! I love those moves name! ^^
(ID #298007) Posted on 2008/09/11 20:17
LOL. You never fail to amaze me with these stories Danny ^^. Still waiting to get my figma Fate. It's sold out everywhere for now =( Btw Danny, you are teasing us with the PVC figure of Miku by GSC right ^^? When is it gonna be released, middle or end September?
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