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日本語/Japanese  Wed 01/23 02:00 JST
Presenting the latest in Japanese technology. If you thought that Candy Girls were realistic then you are in for a big surprise.

Cutie Doll is a brand of companion dolls with a difference. While Candy Girls cost about 600,000 yen (5,641 USD), Cutie Dolls cost only 50,000 yen (470 USD) - not bad for an incredibly realistic companion loaded with the latest technology from the land of the rising sun.

Below: Cutie Doll is designed with the fickle master in mind - if you get bored of her face, you can just rip it off and wrap another one over her head.
Below: Latest technology (velcro) used to keep her face on.
Below: Installing the brain unit which enables a "unique" personality.
Below: Face mount complete.
Below: Wig mounted. At this moment, Cutie Doll is still in hibernation mode.
Below: OS booted and visual units automatically open.
Below: This is the blank DNA clone. Comes with string so that you can hang it to dry outside your window.
Below: This is Cutie Doll fully booted up.
Below: Cutie Doll with a "print body" nano skin which has a realistic texture. Looks and feels like real cloth.
Below: Those who have a fetish for bigger eyes can fill up any condom that you find lying around on your floor with household tap water
Below: The condom is then placed in some sort of device...
Below: ...which when activated transforms (insert transformer noise here) into an incredibly realistic pair of eyes.
Below: The large pair of eyes then docks with the main unit ready for some...
Below: ...emulation.
Below: If for some reason you are embarrassed to display such a fine piece of technology around the house in front of friends or family, you can always get a Cutie Doll without arms or legs. You can then stick her in your pillow case or stuff her in your work/school bag.

Notice that the Cutie Doll comes with a multi purpose port - takes USB, Firewire, VGA or whatever you decide to put in it.
Below: Cutie Doll has the ability to move and live in daily environments - but currently needs a lot of help from the owner. Heres Cutie Doll at school.
Below: Cutie Doll at home.
Below: Cutie Doll at the park.
Below: A Duo Core 2 Cutie Doll in the living room.
Below: Maintenance being carried out on a Cutie Doll.
Below: How to revive Cutie Doll from a disk failure - VNSFW.
Below: A demonstration to show how realistic the eyes are.
The boat you was on sinks after hitting an endangered moose. You can see a Candy Girl and a Cutie Doll in the water. They are not calling for help because their voice units are damaged. Which do you rescue to spend the rest of your life with on that deserted island?
Categories
Polls
Locksley in Nottingham, UK
Student
Registered on 2007/11/28 08:25
LOL, interetsing is all I can say.  I can't see it coming in a discreet brown box when ordered on the internet so I think I'll leave it in the store.

Crazy imagination though the guys who come up with these dolls haha!
(ID #70386) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:39
Edward in Michigan U.S.A.
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
Registered on 2006/12/24 11:50
^O^

 Can't stop 


(ID #70387) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:44
windbell in Singapore/シンガポール, Tokyo/東京
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Registered on 2006/12/25 12:08
LOL! Love the sarcasm used in this post. Latest in Technology indeed!

Would prefer a hot real girl anytime
(ID #70388) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:54
sulk in Toronto, Canada
Director/Technical Director, Cameraman
Registered on 2007/04/02 12:52
lol cant believe people put money into production of these things. Dont investors realize that these things arn't that good.
(ID #70389) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:54
D_Blade in Montreal, Canada
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:36
What the h...
I guess I prefer Candygirls here... If I don't have the choice.
"Evil spirit, begone!"
(ID #70390) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:54
Danny Choo in Tokyo
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 10:54
Windbell,
sarcasm? doko doko?!
(ID #70391) Posted on 2008/01/23 01:55
Kuu in 初音島
学生
Registered on 2007/08/13 02:59
EMULATION!!!
I'll pass. XD
(ID #70392) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:01
Jay Cee in São Paulo, Brazil
Registered on 2007/02/08 02:42
Looks like the Cherry 2000 is doomed.
(ID #70393) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:01
graemew in Ont. Canada
University Student
Registered on 2007/10/29 11:17
This thing is beyond creepy . . . 
(ID #70394) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:05
Reikai in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan
Student
Registered on 2007/02/04 11:21
wooorddd....

blah... anyway, I thought this would be a pretty cool addition to your site/any gundam fan =3

http://www.hlj.com/top/App

Char hoodies! check them out =3... I might get one for shuffling... damn, it would be pretty interesting :P
(ID #70396) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:10
Ben in Utah, United States
CEO... of the world
Registered on 2007/03/29 07:48
Choo can't replace da wimenz!!! NOOOO!!!!

This is, I think, a little weirder looking than Candy Girl.  Still liking Candy Girl more... looks more like a work of art.
(ID #70397) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:14
radical anime fan in UNR-002 M House-Comp Powered.
Polytechnic Student, Freshly Entered.
Registered on 2007/01/25 21:08
this is quite wierd. almost as wierd as having real life idols don anime looks (pre-july post). I think candy girls will still remain as the top choice for people who care... not that i buy em.
(ID #70399) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:46
XSportSeeker in Brazil
Hikikomori
Registered on 2007/08/22 05:18
ROFL
Even though it's creepy, ugly and weird... it's well, an upgrade (or should I say, a plugin) to tenga cups and... CUP NUDES.
Of course, for 10 times the price, Candy Dolls looks much better.

What I don't understand is this: Why don't they just use the already existing dakimakuras, insert addon *there*, and tadaaaa! A much better and cheaper rendition than this one.
And that idol blow up doll.

Shure you can't dress it, make it sit in chairs and create limited poses... but I don't see the fun of that.

I guess it's a matter of personal taste.
But I must say that this Cutie Doll "eyes" reminds me of one thing and one thing only: soggy granny tits. :P
(ID #70400) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:48
DRAGUN in Arizona, USA
Design Consultant
Registered on 2007/08/23 04:32
I never thought I would say this: I perfer Candy Girls. Sigh. I hope my gf doesnt read this. 
(ID #70401) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:53
R-1 in the "White Star" Neviim
Personal Trooper
Registered on 2007/07/05 20:37
*Explodes due to 50000 damage*
(ID #70402) Posted on 2008/01/23 02:56
FEARtactics in Canada
Student
Registered on 2007/06/18 12:05
LMAO! that was funny and scary at the same time... mostly funny
(ID #70403) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:00
ornehx in Penang, Malaysia
dannychoo.com no aidokusha
Registered on 2007/12/25 22:50
even if cutie doll comes with 1 yr free supply of tenga...i still need to choose candy girl - i will have to use my hand then.
(ID #70404) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:05
Neil Duckett in Yoyogi, Tokyo
Software Engineer
Registered on 2007/11/06 13:25
A very funny review. I'm assuming these are only available online ... i couldn't imagine anyone buying one in person .... i find it hard to imagine anyone buying one full stop for that matter. 
(ID #70405) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:07
e-jump in Malaysia
Test Engineer
Registered on 2007/12/22 21:22
I shat bricks @__@

Still prefer SuperDollfie above all :)
(ID #70406) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:08
ikimasu in Oregon
Otaku
Registered on 2008/01/15 08:06
Now that's just wrong.
(ID #70407) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:09
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive
大学生/University Student
Registered on 2007/12/04 23:04
For 50,000 yen not a bad alternative, really. Hmm, might even give it a try if I'm desperate (but I'm not) ^^
(ID #70408) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:24
Requiem in Mars
Web developer
Registered on 2007/11/07 18:06
That's one hell of a scary doll.
(ID #70413) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:00
ChiisaiRamen in Fullerton, CA
Registered on 2007/12/22 19:01
Their "happy/surprised" facial expression either scares me or cracks me up...for some reason i cant decide between either. lol
(ID #70414) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:03
lazycat123 in US
college slacker
Registered on 2007/11/06 16:10
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That all I can say.
(ID #70415) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:13
jcpb in Toronto
Registered on 2007/11/13 13:48
WHY??????

I can hear the guys around me squeal and buy roundtrip tickets already.
(ID #70417) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:40
seth.frostheart in Malaysia. Singapore. Bangkok. Shanghai.
Motion Graphics Designer
Registered on 2007/01/08 00:59
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!~ *runs away*
(ID #70418) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:42
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:05
OH FUK >< I CAN'T UNSEE IT ><

i guess we could categorize this as the Poor Otaku's toy.

i'd rather buy Candy Girl than this lolz XDDD
(ID #70419) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:46
Krim in need of hug.
Failure
Registered on 2007/10/28 14:43
Are you all insane?! this is real emulated emulation! top of the line next generation technology! Im sure it would even put aliens a thousand years ahead of us to shame with its technological prowess! Id totally take this over anything any day!!1! [/sarcasm]
(ID #70420) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:53
Phenie in South Africa
Catgirl Trainer.
Registered on 2007/01/08 15:14
That was the most brilliant review I've ever read Danny, I had my doubts but you've convinced me to get one today!

*shudder*

I have to say, it is a lot more affordable...  in all honestly I'm frightened to know how many auctually sell.
(ID #70421) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:00
Wolfblitz in Pretoria, South Africa
Software / Systems Developer
Registered on 2007/11/02 15:58
I'ĺl save neither unless it's really far to the shore. In that case I'll pick the one with the best flotation potential.

BTW. that's just wrong and scary in so many ways including the fact that there will be people who would buy this.
(ID #70422) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:10
lostandfound in your brain... WAHAHAHA!
Human being. Really, I'm not joking!
Registered on 2007/10/22 01:58
*Blegh*Puke*Blargh*
OMG! DAMN! WTF! I hope nobody died when reading this post... Those pair of "eyes" sure are realistic... 
Two words, UG-LY~
(ID #70424) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:50
FatBastard in police line-up. 2nd from the right
World Traveller
Registered on 2007/11/04 18:04
Err... this poor man's candy girl is definitely one of the strangest things I've seen on here. I have no words to describe what I just witness. Danny's sense of humor saves the day, but I'm still left speechless pondering "Why?!"
(ID #70426) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:36
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:45
i felt like a part of me just died after reaing this post... o_O
(ID #70427) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:44
D_Blade in Montreal, Canada
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:36
Btw, Danny, best review... ever!!
And, worst product... ever!! XD
(ID #70429) Posted on 2008/01/23 07:13
searching for work T-T
Registered on 2007/10/11 21:42
Why is the only thought that i have that this is pillowhumping gone to the extreme? T0T
how on earth can *mounting* such a thing be satisfactionary? :S
you made my noodles taste bad Danny XD.
Akiba-Kid in California, USA
Online Shop
Registered on 2008/01/17 11:23
This is scary...  Maybe they will display these dolls at Nakano Broadway now, waaa!!!
(ID #70431) Posted on 2008/01/23 08:23
aki_zz in petaling jaya, malaysia
student
Registered on 2007/11/27 21:33
you...are...joking...right? (sarcastically)
(ID #70433) Posted on 2008/01/23 10:23
Setsuna-san in Selangor, Malaysia
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Registered on 2007/07/06 09:55
OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!!
*covers eyes and runs away*
(ID #70434) Posted on 2008/01/23 10:46
qingy in 25th Macross Frontier Fleet
Valkyrie Pilot
Registered on 2007/10/06 04:57
technology ftw
(ID #70436) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:18
Choo in Singapore
Student
Registered on 2007/10/31 21:16
1 word. WOAH
(ID #70437) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:29
Fabian in Germany
student
Registered on 2008/01/09 00:12
..and I thought the remake of Dawn of the Dead was scary. :D
(ID #70438) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:55
Chong Mizunaga in Malaysia
Student
Registered on 2007/12/15 09:45
NO CUTIE DOLL! Give us back our Candy Girl ( /ДT)
(ID #70439) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:56
kangdiman in indonesia
networker
Registered on 2007/06/14 01:18
ck...ck...danny..danny..hehe, but the dool so cute..:">
(ID #70440) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:57
Tempest in Germany
Student
Registered on 2007/11/07 06:44
The "blank DNA clone" is reaaally scary...

Awesome review Danny, loved it! :D
(ID #70441) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:12
laughingman in Canada
McMaster Student Fall 08
Registered on 2007/11/18 11:46
Can i let both drown and die a miserable death? Awesome. Lets do that.
(ID #70443) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:42
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:45
ya i'll buy it. makes a good punching bag i suppose. ('~')
(ID #70444) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:47
Lucia in U.S.A
student
Registered on 2007/09/02 23:59
quite an ugly doll. people say they have nightmares about candy girls...not anymore! now the scariest thing on the market is a cutie doll!
(ID #70445) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:55
Hirito in Singapore
National Service
Registered on 2007/09/01 18:12
If the Candy Girl was the Saber Miko Costume one which I saw in Asobit Chara-City Chara in Akihabara, I'll save it!

A Definite no go for the Cutie Doll, it scares me!! >
(ID #70446) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:27
zie in Arlington,VA USA
freelance
Registered on 2007/01/09 14:39
WTF!? I mean damn leave it to Japan to invent something ahhh interesting i guess? I can see why the birth rate is so low lol just kidding i guess. i guess these dolls could be for practice i mean nothing the beats the real thing right???
(ID #70447) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:28
gusgus in cyberspace
web head
Registered on 2007/09/11 04:16
i think that's the worst thing I've ever seen
(ID #70448) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:55
iwolf in Dublin
Student
Registered on 2007/07/16 20:35
Am I the only one deeply disturbed by the setting in which some of these suggestive photo's were taken (schoolroom, children's playground)?
(ID #70449) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:55
junq man in former superpower
trying to stay relevant
Registered on 2007/08/18 04:51
Wow. Sure beats those crude silicone things... for scaring birds off your cabbages, that is.
(ID #70450) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:04
thefrikking in Spain
Imperial Guard
Registered on 2007/08/18 06:18
Ugh, look awful, like bags of potatoes or stuff... anyone can be excited looking a ting like that??
(ID #70451) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:35
Ejlan in Sweden
Student
Registered on 2008/01/07 05:19
that doll fails
(ID #70452) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:14
Benjamin Takeyo in Lieu de la batille decisive
大学生/University Student
Registered on 2007/12/04 23:04
Uuuuhhh...

I seem to be the only one who thinks this doll has some attractiveness. ^^
(ID #70453) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:23
Shin in Port Swettenham
Aspiring Trap
Registered on 2007/10/20 22:52
I'd rather have the mannequins at boutiques than this.
(ID #70454) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:33
Neocoyo_the_one in Ashford, Kent, UK (I NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!!)
Student
Registered on 2008/01/05 22:56
move aside barbie! =03
(ID #70455) Posted on 2008/01/23 16:35
DRAGUN in Arizona, USA
Design Consultant
Registered on 2007/08/23 04:32
@Gordon, that part of you that died was weak part, now you are stronger. 
(ID #70456) Posted on 2008/01/23 16:43
Sauronu in Bulgaria
Programmer
Registered on 2007/01/15 23:27
man, thats is one creepy and ugly looking doll, especially with the big boobs version :D
(ID #70460) Posted on 2008/01/23 17:51
Arrot in Illinois U.S.A.
Undecided Major; Student
Registered on 2006/12/31 08:09
can i say scary, or wholesomely unattractive? I rather own a candy girl if i could afford it.
(ID #70461) Posted on 2008/01/23 17:54
Meimi132 in Back end of nowhere, aka Norfolk, England
Student and Mcdonalds Grease monkey.
Registered on 2007/12/04 04:05
The way the eyes wobble after being fondled is downright disturbing...

When they're dressed they dont look as bad.... it's just the fact that they're basically a massive Yoodoo doll(see www.firebox.com to see wot Im talking bout, they were on dragons den)
(ID #70465) Posted on 2008/01/23 18:33
The Red Comet in United States
Student
Registered on 2008/01/13 07:03
wow..........this is just....disturbing
(ID #70466) Posted on 2008/01/23 18:53
Neocoyo_the_one in Ashford, Kent, UK (I NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!!)
Student
Registered on 2008/01/05 22:56
...although come to think of it itts much cheaper than the real thing and at least it wont slap you in the face if you say somthing wrong. lols =03
(ID #70467) Posted on 2008/01/23 18:53
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
Registered on 2007/01/03 16:24
ok...japan is getting weirder and weirder everyday. I'm not even going to choose between the two in the poll. lol. 
(ID #70468) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:00
Kururu_luva in Richmond, BC Canada
Registered on 2007/01/20 16:53
 As if Candy Girls were not creepy enough, we now have something like this. The whole idea of just switching faces like that is just kind of creepy to me. It's like skinning a live person *Omg Texas Chainsaw D=*. Candy Girl is definitely better, but I wouldn't rescue either one. I say, decorate them a bit and they would be pretty good as Halloween decorations
(ID #70469) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:40
Subaruhess in Portsmouth, UK
Registered on 2006/12/24 22:25
Hardly a chobits persocom, this seems bit of an insult :P
(ID #70470) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:50
Marcus Tyr in LA, California
Composer-DJ-Sound Design.作曲家
Registered on 2007/01/15 09:46
hmmm.. haha wow.
(ID #70471) Posted on 2008/01/23 21:47
Rin in Canada
Student Otaku
Registered on 2008/01/04 16:05
That is sooo wacked in soooo many levels!!!! A doll that you can use for your imaginations desires...
(ID #70472) Posted on 2008/01/23 21:59
Echizen Ken in Mexico City
IT Project Administrator
Registered on 2007/11/23 01:32
OMFG

I completely LOL'd at the "multi purpose port" part... good one

XD XD XD

Still ROFLing...
(ID #70479) Posted on 2008/01/24 00:37
Boris in USA
Interactive Media Design and Graphic Design
Registered on 2006/12/26 00:00
scary scary scary, lol
(ID #70481) Posted on 2008/01/24 01:32
Dcg in California
College Student
Registered on 2007/12/17 08:38
I think the coverable blank face may be a drawback... doesn't it feel stranger to have a box full of faces and body parts than several candy girls sitting around your room?
(ID #70482) Posted on 2008/01/24 01:40
Bayonette in Manila, Philippines
College Student
Registered on 2007/03/14 20:14
Hmm, I think the customers would "turn" them off due to it's appearance.
(ID #70484) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:32
pistol opera! in massachusetts
worldwide distribution for e.thirteen
Registered on 2007/02/24 04:27
that is sick.
   that thing looks like an underage kid.
   me thinks that this is a scam to catch pervs!!!
   or, at least use it to catch pervs!!!!!!!!!!
gah.....
(ID #70485) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:35
MrShawn in Houston, Texas
Student
Registered on 2008/01/19 15:16
Candy Girl- Realistic, Functional, Quality Product, Unique.

Cutie Doll- Stuffed, Very unappealing, detachable face(eww).

Thats all that I can think of for right now. Although Im never gonna buy either one of these dolls (not into that kinda stuff), the Cutie Doll just cant compete. For the 4 percent that said they liked Cutie doll over Candy Girl you should do this: 
1)Buy a bag of cotton. 
2)Print out all the different pictures of Mirri. http://www.dannychoo.com/mascot/eng/
3)Velcro any picture of Mirri you want to the bag (they are all swappable).
4)Cut a slit at the bottom.
5)Have you way!!

This will save you 4%'ers a whole bunch of money. Enjoy! :)
(ID #70489) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:49
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia
Registered on 2007/04/21 21:07
Bricks were shat.
(ID #70490) Posted on 2008/01/24 03:20
lsio83 in Boston
Student
Registered on 2007/11/25 06:22
hmmmm, I don't think you call it "Cutie" at all. 
(ID #70491) Posted on 2008/01/24 05:03
Aya Kyunik in Melbourne, Australia
Hobby Store clerk guy thing...
Registered on 2007/05/22 16:26
D:

w-what???
(ID #70494) Posted on 2008/01/24 07:34
Zeroblade in Manila, Philippines
Student
Registered on 2007/04/10 21:35
OTL
(ID #70516) Posted on 2008/01/24 09:40
Tate in Ontario, Canada
Student