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日本語/Japanese  Thu 11/01 06:55 JST
(NSFW x3) I think most of us have at one point in our lives tried instant noodles before. Some of us only eat it in an emergency while others love it. This "Cup Nude" however is probably not the type of instant noodle that you'd want to eat...

You've guessed it folks - a Tenga variation disguised as Nissin's Cup Noodle. The idea behind this is that you can keep these among your Cup Noodles at home and nobody would know that its actually a bukkake container. Just be careful not to mix these up with a real Cup Noodle could end up with nasty burns on your middle leg.

So how does it all work? Full instructions are available at the online shop where you can buy it (380 yen) and the simple translation is below.
1.Whip out your Dengeki Hime or idol pictures (depending on whether you are a 2D or 3D kinda person) and pop open the lid to Cup Nude.
2.A small hole greets you "herro!"
3.Pull out the sachet of gel from the hole...
4.Open the sachet and squeeze the gel into the hole.
5.Do your business. If you are at work or school when you get the urge, tell your colleagues that you have a stomach ache before going to the toilet or they will wonder why you have been gone for so long.
6.When you have completed you mission, pull out the inside of the Cup Nude and stick it in your bosses coat pocket.
7.If anybody ever catches you with a Cup Nude, tell them that its a new flavor and that the pink thing is actually a large mushroom. You may have to think of another excuse as to why your trousers are half way down though.
I have no idea whats inside the ladies version of Cup Nude...
Ladies Cup Nude pic from Genrei
Categories
Polls
Student
Registered on 2007/05/31 11:24
HAHA OH WOW! ....I seriously need one of these just for the lol factor
(ID #61754) Posted on 2007/11/01 06:50
jojo mcjo in New Jersey, USA
IT Field Op.
Registered on 2007/06/20 23:15
I can never get my salty fix from cup-a-noodle again.  Gag!!
(ID #61755) Posted on 2007/11/01 06:52
windbell in Singapore/シンガポール, Tokyo/東京
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Registered on 2006/12/25 12:20
Hahaha! Very nicely disguised! 

There are a couple of cup noodles in the pantry . Wonder if any of them are cup nudes... ^^;
(ID #61756) Posted on 2007/11/01 06:56
duffman in the Urban Jungle that is Manila~
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
Registered on 2007/10/30 20:56
oooh! cup noodles finally has a use ^^ lolers~
(ID #61757) Posted on 2007/11/01 07:00
Wei in Singapore
Studying
Registered on 2007/08/01 15:28
They should add a flavour seasoner for the gel in cup nuke =X
(ID #61758) Posted on 2007/11/01 07:34
erdpilz
In the ladie's version? Why, a carrot of course! Even says curry on the outside ;-)
(ID #61760) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:33
soonkiong in Kuching, Malaysia
Student
Registered on 2007/08/22 12:50
lol... for a moment I thought the other one was curry(kare) flavour.
(ID #61762) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:36
blauereiter in Tokyo, Japan
CG artist, Sunrise Emotion
Registered on 2007/07/07 22:02
Good heavens no ! 
(ID #61763) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:58
21st Century Digital Boy in Virginia Beach
Otaku
Registered on 2007/09/20 03:53
XD I rad about this a while ago and am full of ZOMG want
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
Registered on 2006/12/25 19:17
HELLO! JAPAN!!!

Cup Noodles is the new american pie XDDD
(ID #61766) Posted on 2007/11/01 09:11
CyruzDraxs in Kelowna, BC, Canada
Web Design & Development
Registered on 2007/09/11 09:43
I want one just so I can say I have it.
(ID #61767) Posted on 2007/11/01 09:41
icie in Australia
They should make a pie version
(ID #61768) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:10
Sy in Sheffield,England
13 year old gunpla legend... kinda
Registered on 2008/04/04 03:27
disturbing... very disturbing. i am even more disturbed by the ladies version WTF
(ID #61770) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:28
Akiraman in RIDGE RACER City
Designer & Animator
Registered on 2007/01/11 23:52
Very interesting... If I go to Japan again I want to get one
(ID #61773) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:17
hendrik in jakarta,indonesia
student
Registered on 2007/06/01 04:39
whoa, this is just disturbing
i mean ppl are not that stupid, the cup cover is nude anyway

maybe a "disposable" in the cup nude for woman
(ID #61775) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:31
hendrik in jakarta,indonesia
student
Registered on 2007/06/01 04:39
disposable dildo in the woman"cup nude"
sorry for double post
(ID #61776) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:32
XSportSeeker in Brazil
Hikikomori
Registered on 2007/08/22 05:30
LOL! Like someone already said... I thought that the other one was for curry!

Anyways, interesting concept. But not exactly fooling anyone... XD

At least not the people who already know about it...

I imagine someone getting caught right in "action"... "oops, I dropped my cup noodles on my lap... heh".
(ID #61777) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:45
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia
Aimless Traveler
Registered on 2007/04/21 21:19
Good heavens YES! Tactical fapping action! I'd definitely like to have a lifetime supply of Cup Nude and sell it at exorbitant price in my country.
(ID #61778) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:55
GundamJehutyKai in Foundation II Stellvia
IT Client Support
Registered on 2007/09/12 21:33
a stealth fap option? whatever happened to the good old locked door?
In any case, lets just hope that no user accidentally mixes up his cup nude with an actual cup noodle!!!
(ID #61780) Posted on 2007/11/01 12:01
skankywonders in California
Student
Registered on 2007/08/09 05:36
.... Noodles please
(ID #61784) Posted on 2007/11/01 13:28
qingy in center of the galaxy
SMS
Registered on 2007/10/06 05:09
you know what, i was actually having a nice cup noodle when i read about this post, i don't think i can finish it anymore. thanks danny, you owe me a cup noodle, lol.
(ID #61786) Posted on 2007/11/01 13:43
thefrikking in Spain
Imperial Guard
Registered on 2007/08/18 06:30
Hahaha, very funny stuff!! And I bet it taste good, also
(ID #61787) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:01
Gorgo in Florence, Italy
Games addicted
Registered on 2007/04/16 18:56
OO...Unbelivable....
(ID #61789) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:14
gordon in 新加坡 Singapore
宅男 Otaku/ 工程师 Engineer
Registered on 2007/06/11 14:57
i'll rather have something i can eat.
(ID #61791) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:18
Tiny Red Man in Pedobear Land
Full Time Pedobear
Registered on 2007/04/11 16:51
that's a damn big mushroom.

new concept that could possibly win tenga~~ and it's super disguise.. Who knows, FREEDOM project might like it 
(ID #61792) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:21
D_Blade in Montreal
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
I guess Nissin should sue them.

Tenga seemed a funny (in both meanings) invention, but this takes the cake.

And pretending that it is for eating while it is for personal... urges (you see what I mean) is something that is not acceptable.

Shame to Tenga makers. This is too much.
(ID #61795) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:01
bvc100 in KL Malaysia
Something to do with cars
Registered on 2007/10/15 00:54
Nanda kore?
this is taking the phrase " playing with food" to a whole new level...
i've nothing to comment but crossing food with *ahem* is quite... tasteless. i hope there's no refill for this (oh my god! i gave them an idea!!!)
(ID #61797) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:34
syrix in U.S.
student
Registered on 2007/03/21 09:30
Uhhhhh....its cup noodle.You don't believe me?  Why is it pink?  Uhhh...its a new flavor called pink, all the rage in Japan ^^.
(ID #61800) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:47
samurai138 in Ohio, US
Registered on 2007/07/05 23:28
Wow...

(ID #61808) Posted on 2007/11/01 18:39
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
Registered on 2007/01/03 16:36
Is tenga selling well in Japan.  Coz i doubt they'd be doing this if business is not doing well.  

Wonder what they'll come up with next.  Their products are simply mind-blowing...in a not so good way. @_@
(ID #61811) Posted on 2007/11/01 18:56
Danny Choo in Tokyo
Director/代表取締役
Registered on 2006/12/11 11:06
Tiny Red Man,
LOL

Gordon,
You can!

blauereiter,
You should have these in your movies.
(ID #61818) Posted on 2007/11/01 23:04
coeli in Philippines
PM
Registered on 2007/08/25 11:35
Lol this just seems sooo wrong! ^w^
(ID #61822) Posted on 2007/11/01 23:11
AndyH in Birmingham, UK
3D artist
Registered on 2006/12/25 10:08
Haha - first fleshlight, then tenga, now cup nude! Ingenious, and somewhat scary. Im sure people who cant afford one will try it with a (cooled down) cup noodle!

Love the comment on sticking the insert in your bosses pocket! Haha :-D
(ID #61824) Posted on 2007/11/01 23:49
PoWeR in Your Spawn
Spawn Camper
Registered on 2007/08/28 05:12
ew lol can it melt???
(ID #61827) Posted on 2007/11/02 00:09
oyazilla in 瀬戸内海
遊び人
Registered on 2007/10/30 21:41
ガハハッ!
間違って湯を入れてしまいそうw
(ID #61832) Posted on 2007/11/02 01:44
Boris in USA
Interactive Media Design and Graphic Design
Registered on 2006/12/26 00:12
I LOVE THEM, I remember when we got them for the first time back when I lived in Belarus. My family went crazy. I mean crazy. We eat them all the time every day. Until we simply could not anymore lol. I used to take them to school and everything. Mhhhh maybe I should go buy some. Now I rarely eat instant made noodles, but I very much like them. I simply now try to eat more home meals with lots of veggi. 
(ID #61835) Posted on 2007/11/02 02:19
D_Blade in Montreal
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
*Ahem* Boris, I guess you got confused by the actual subject. Or maybe you wanted to pull a stunt. Not sure.

(ID #61841) Posted on 2007/11/02 03:07
D_Blade in Montreal
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
Registered on 2006/12/31 22:48
By the way, is that a boot in image #6?! *laughs*

The lady on the cup looks nice though. *Ahem* *Warps away*
(ID #61842) Posted on 2007/11/02 03:14
notfair in Malaysia
Student, ACG Fans
Registered on 2007/08/14 16:34
lol, nice idea, nice hiding of the "real" thing...
(ID #61843) Posted on 2007/11/02 03:25
Tragic comedy in Singapore
Animator/ graphic designer
Registered on 2007/04/10 22:55
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

what??!

thats some clever disguise there..

(ID #61845) Posted on 2007/11/02 03:31
Boris in USA
Interactive Media Design and Graphic Design
Registered on 2006/12/26 00:12
lol oh yea forgot to mention that.... i was just talking about noodles in general, not the male thingy ones AHAHAHHAHAA i don't think i would want to eat this ones, its kind of scary LOL
(ID #61849) Posted on 2007/11/02 04:59
百式 in とうきょう
アキバで買えるらしい。
(ID #61874) Posted on 2007/11/02 10:06
radical anime fan in Dai-Singapore-dan. Hotter than Kamina and Lelouch combined.
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
Registered on 2007/01/25 21:20
*Bangs Head On Table Laughing*
(ID #61885) Posted on 2007/11/02 13:44
DRAGUN in Arizona, USA
Design Consultant
Registered on 2007/08/23 04:44
@Boris, LOL! Ahhh.. Im glad someone else has a sick mind. Wow, I think the tenga cup looks nicer. I can see a tourist buying this and then going to eat it thinking it tastes funny.
(ID #61946) Posted on 2007/11/03 04:00
OtakuFuel in The Local Group
Anime Retailer
Registered on 2007/10/21 13:21
Did you hide this in plain site in front of your keyboard also? ;)
(ID #61954) Posted on 2007/11/03 04:42
jasimp
the cup size seems too short in the picture..probably tailor made for Japanese guys.
For gaijin, they probably have to add an extra 30% "noodle" to make the cup taller.
(ID #61968) Posted on 2007/11/03 09:41
COLORSUCKER in Interstella 5ecret 5tar 5y5tem
Electro/Dance Musician, DJ
Registered on 2007/11/02 15:32
My girlfriend asked how does it work, I told her you basically just f*ck a cup. At least I think that's what you do, you never know with the Japanese.
(ID #61977) Posted on 2007/11/03 15:45
hkmaron in Hong Kong
Reader and Player
Registered on 2007/02/13 01:20
Cup Nude Kare is a brilliant idea, keke.  I really wonder how it works.
(ID #61989) Posted on 2007/11/03 17:26
DRAGUN in Arizona, USA
Design Consultant
Registered on 2007/08/23 04:44
COLORSUCKER, come one now. You just dont go and F__k the thing, you have to warm it up first, get to know it, re-assure it that you love it very much and then F__K it. Its all about the foreplay. Lol.
(ID #61997) Posted on 2007/11/03 18:01
junta in Japan
Nara
Registered on 2007/11/05 08:56
とうとう本物が出たんだね
(ID #62295) Posted on 2007/11/06 01:48
Wyu in Singapore
Student cum Kigurumi cosplayer
Registered on 2008/01/13 21:03
O...M...Gawd... haha
Screwing a cup noodle is such a good source of laughter, apart from what its meant for IMO.
(ID #62401) Posted on 2007/11/06 12:40
Patrick Barron in West Michigan, United States of America
Grocery Store Clerk
Registered on 2008/02/09 06:22
I can understand the need for something like that. for those like me that work long hours at odd times are have some tension.
(ID #72063) Posted on 2008/02/11 17:11
Programmer
Registered on 2008/04/29 10:59
So... I wasn't supposed to eat that bowl of Cup Nude...

I think I need to go lie down now...

Note to Self: Cup Nude = Not Edible
(ID #216531) Posted on 2008/06/19 04:10
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