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English/英語  Wed 06/13 22:58 JST
差別化をはかるため、エロゲーメーカーはいろいろと面白い店内看板を作っている。この看板は「おっぱいバカ」というエロゲに出ているコが描かれていて、胸部が柔らかい素材でできている。実際にもみもみできるらしい。「揉み放題」という小さい看板も。

「揉み放題」を英語にすると、"Squeeze as much as you want" になり、「食べ放題」は "Eat as much as you want"、「飲み放題」は "Drink as much as you want" になります。 "〜As much as you want" を動詞に付けるとなんちゃら放題になります。そういえば、「Fart as much as you want」は「おなら発射放題」になりますね。
写真はAkibaosさんから。
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Kyoji in UK
I would stick a hidden camera nearby so that I can expose who all the ecchi ones are... J/K!

But seriously... Is sex such an open subject over there that they can have these things and other adult material outdoors in public? Or is it that women have a low status in Japan?
(ID #49610) Posted on 2007/06/14 00:24
BeLe in Davao, Philippines
.NET/Web Developer
登録日: 2007/01/03 16:36
I'd give it a squeeze to know what the material they used feels like. hahahah

I wonder how many female readers you have danny and which option they'd choose from the poll.^^
(ID #49611) Posted on 2007/06/14 00:25
lennylein in China, Shanghai
AV Movie Critic :p
登録日: 2007/05/27 04:18
Now all we need is a store offering free "squeezes" with a candy girl!
(ID #49614) Posted on 2007/06/14 00:34
Char in Toronto
Retired zion colonel and part-time beach volley ball player
登録日: 2007/01/10 03:55
I am too shy (!?) to give it a go, and you never know, some guy in a Darth Vader suit may run up behind me with a TV crew and ask me how it feels...

Personally, I think they should make the rest of the body in 3D form much like them candy girls...
(ID #49615) Posted on 2007/06/14 00:52
Tragic comedy in Singapore
Animator/ graphic designer
登録日: 2007/04/10 22:55
its so wrong its funny.
(ID #49617) Posted on 2007/06/14 00:54
valho in Malaysia
Graphic Designer
登録日: 2007/05/04 12:29
the squeeze all want is really funny, i am curious how it really feels like :D
(ID #49622) Posted on 2007/06/14 01:14
Edward in Michigan U.S.A.
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
登録日: 2006/12/24 12:02
With my luck lately, I would get caught and be in BIG trouble! ^o^  

It comes as no surprise the eroge is outdoing idol.  Slowly over the last few year it has become more common to find it just about everywhere.  Before you had to look in the right place and the right shops.  Heck even idol stuff has taken on a more eroge look. 
(ID #49624) Posted on 2007/06/14 01:24
RedHotFunk in Canada eh?
Currently Jobless Anime Fan
登録日: 2007/06/12 13:19
>,< ewwh lol
(ID #49625) Posted on 2007/06/14 01:28
Demacrez in Evansville, Indiana, US
Link Cosplayer, Video Gamer, Amatuer Programmer, and Artist
登録日: 2006/12/25 13:31
Lol.  Yeah, I would cop a feel... after I checked the place to see if anyone was looking. :3

But yeah, doesn't surprise me that the eroge business is doing better than idol.  It goes the same for here too. o.O

But yeah, if it was at night, I'd steal the thing rather than feeling it. XP
(ID #49627) Posted on 2007/06/14 01:48
Tiny Red Man in Shingapooru..
Hikikomori + Manga-ka + Bejiterian + Tiny Man
登録日: 2007/04/11 16:51
oppai baka has over exaggerated the female boobs..they make it look like rockets..n.korea might like them...
(ID #49628) Posted on 2007/06/14 01:50
dinosaur in Canada
Sales/Buyer
登録日: 2006/12/27 02:37
Scary to think that some of the real girls carry aroundthose silicone implanted... guess would not make a difference touching the two.
(ID #49630) Posted on 2007/06/14 02:05
Fallen_Demon in HCM, Vietnam
登録日: 2007/05/27 23:23
i think the eroge business in Japan is even larger than the US :|
(ID #49633) Posted on 2007/06/14 03:28
Angelo Visconti in France
web designer
登録日: 2007/05/18 07:29
i would have checked, even without the sign in fact...

:3 can't wait to be in Japan this summer !!! 
(ID #49635) Posted on 2007/06/14 03:36
omesius in Hawai'i
Eroge is all about interactivity. I guess it's only logical for the promos and ad to be the same.

That's an awesome way to promote an eroge.
(ID #49638) Posted on 2007/06/14 04:08
大学生
登録日: 2007/01/11 04:22
Well the sign is basically telling you to go for it!

If that's the case I would be happy to oblige. ^_^
(ID #49640) Posted on 2007/06/14 04:31
Otaku Blue in London
Student
登録日: 2007/05/12 22:32
This is great promotion! >=D I am quite suprised to here that the Eroge business beats the Idol business. Learn something new everyday i guess. What would be funny is to see one of those soft chested cutouts in a store and a qeue developing to have a free squeeze.
(ID #49643) Posted on 2007/06/14 04:44
Phenie in South Africa
Catgirl Trainer.
登録日: 2007/01/08 15:26
Hehe, thats a brilliant way of advertising =).

I normally only get my games based off popularity, seen I can't really see any advertising, other than online, from here =(

I wish amazon.co.jp would ship eroge, I would buy so many more then, but seen I have to go elsewhere, (but order my usual manga etc. from amazon) it makes it too much of a mission, so I only buy the games if they are amazing.
(ID #49645) Posted on 2007/06/14 05:27
AndyH in Birmingham, UK
3D artist
登録日: 2006/12/25 10:08
Quite inventive! Strangely shaped chest though. 
I dread to think how grubby she will be after all those Akiba kids mess with it... The Oppai balls in Lammtarra are 'momi-houdai' and are in a right state ;^.^
(ID #49648) Posted on 2007/06/14 05:54
Kaori Lolita in Singapore
Student Nurse
登録日: 2007/04/19 02:56
am amused, lol~ //will probably squeeze it and take pictures for amusement XD
(ID #49649) Posted on 2007/06/14 05:56
Arekusu in The Lost Woods
Dai Gurren Dan member
[f] 
登録日: 2006/12/31 18:24
They say you learn something new every day, so now i have learnt my new things does that mean i don't have to go to school? xD

Its looks like one of those things you would walk past the first time thinking, should i squeeze it...then later you pass it a second time and squeeze int he hope that nobody notices you walking past it again ^_^
(ID #49651) Posted on 2007/06/14 06:13
Fallen_Demon in HCM, Vietnam
登録日: 2007/05/27 23:23
i wont squeeze that so-called "boobs" :|
only if there is a speaker which plays "sounds" everytime i squeeze :))
(ID #49655) Posted on 2007/06/14 06:37
hendrik in jakarta,indonesia
student
登録日: 2007/06/01 04:39
sure, why not? it's far more better than seku-hara-ing woman right?
if you advertise something like that in indonesia.... the sign is going to be ashes in no time
(ID #49656) Posted on 2007/06/14 07:23
Aya Kyunik in Melbourne, Australia
Hobby Store clerk guy thing...
登録日: 2007/05/22 16:38
When I was in Akiba, they had a similar stand, except it was with a skirt, and being me, I had to take a peek >.>

I'd prolly squeeze that one as well ^^;
(ID #49659) Posted on 2007/06/14 08:33
lanie-emon in Keldabe, Malaysia
Mandalorian in training + Otaku...
登録日: 2007/06/05 11:28
Well, that sure is a good marketing ploy. If somebody do such thing where I live, they get charge with indecency. I wish I live in Japan.Oh, I would squeeze it :D. 
(ID #49660) Posted on 2007/06/14 10:24
kaito kun in Hong Kong
student
登録日: 2007/06/11 16:31
wow dats a kewl inventionn but i feel like a pervert now...
(ID #49662) Posted on 2007/06/14 10:36
Gorgo in Florence, Italy
Games addicted
登録日: 2007/04/16 18:56
I'd love to do that!

.:G:.
(ID #49664) Posted on 2007/06/14 11:47
D_Blade in Montreal
Non-profit org. volunteering work addict
登録日: 2006/12/31 22:48
Funny, original way to promote an eroge. 
Complete translation would be boob idiot (don't ask me what it would mean).

Haha, Danny, teaching japanese in this context. Nice, keep it up!

(But what about you? Would you try? Myself I think my morals would prevent me from doing it... cultural background?)
(ID #49665) Posted on 2007/06/14 12:50
ryanrocks in Cebu, Philippines
Programmer
登録日: 2007/06/11 20:10
I wonder what's the feeling after pressing an artificial boobs like this.. hehehe
(ID #49668) Posted on 2007/06/14 14:32
Zeroblade in Manila, Philippines
Student
登録日: 2007/04/10 21:47
The fact that they have these for open display kinda disturbs me. I'd totally squeeze them though.
(ID #49671) Posted on 2007/06/14 16:09
hendrik in jakarta,indonesia
student
登録日: 2007/06/01 04:39
anybody thinking to squeeze it with your head?^^
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

HENTAI!
(ID #49673) Posted on 2007/06/14 16:29
kurz in malaysia
i once go to tabe-houdai with friends but it was a pakistani restaurant.
after eating he said mareisha-jin always eat a lot..hahaha
well i guess students r always hungry..lol
(ID #49677) Posted on 2007/06/14 17:04
Tov in NLs
Student, Gamer, Coder
登録日: 2007/05/30 20:45
Whoopass~!
(ID #49682) Posted on 2007/06/14 18:04
Hatix in Antwerp, Belgium
IT, Programmer, ...
登録日: 2007/04/25 05:14
Haha, love it :D
I'd wanna touch it ;p
But there are quite oddly shaped though :)

But it is indeed a surprise there's more money in the eroge business.
(ID #49685) Posted on 2007/06/14 22:04
syrix in U.S.
student
登録日: 2007/03/21 09:30
Knowing the word "houdai" will be a great addition to my Japanese vocabulary.  I would give it a squeeze, it's the otaku in me lol.
(ID #49699) Posted on 2007/06/15 00:02
Danny Choo in Tokyo
Director/代表取締役
登録日: 2006/12/11 11:06
D_Blade,
I think I reluctantly would have to.

Lenny,
Thats a great idea!

Kyoji,
Its all very normal over here.
(ID #49705) Posted on 2007/06/15 00:31
I.J in Malaysia
Personal Financial Service Consultant
登録日: 2007/01/08 12:05
As expected from Japan which are more open ^^ Yeah, I would like to try to touch too ^^
(ID #49711) Posted on 2007/06/15 01:28
Henry in Makati, Philippines
anime/cosplay events organizer
登録日: 2006/12/25 19:17
for a conservative country...japan sure is an open minded society which i really like ^^
(ID #49715) Posted on 2007/06/15 02:54
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia
Aimless Traveler
登録日: 2007/04/21 21:19
Damn, I'd definitely snap a picture of myself touching those life-like texture. ;_;
(ID #49729) Posted on 2007/06/15 06:06
Antabax in kuala lumpur, malaysia
Just snap ? If its me, i'll try to bring IT home !
(ID #49754) Posted on 2007/06/15 14:36
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia
Aimless Traveler
登録日: 2007/04/21 21:19
@Antabax: too damn big to bring home. I'd rather buy a Tenga.
(ID #49755) Posted on 2007/06/15 15:22
zie in Arlington,VA USA
freelance
登録日: 2007/01/09 14:51
Only in japan wow talk about a way to promote your product! Still its cool to see what japan comes out with to promote their naughty Eroge games heheh
(ID #49787) Posted on 2007/06/16 03:32
Akiraman in RIDGE RACER City
Designer & Animator
登録日: 2007/01/11 23:52
ChuxChu Looks like a nice game with the cute characters The Oppai game ... you need to be a real fan to play that nice graphics though
(ID #49947) Posted on 2007/06/19 01:07
misha in sacramento,california
student
登録日: 2007/08/31 10:34
Wouldnt it be embarssing for people to see you sqeezing a cardboard girls fake boobs?I wouldnt be caught dead doind that.although the campaign sounds original it also sound desperate....
(ID #55999) Posted on 2007/09/01 02:04
tamerchris in Malaysia
Otaku in the Making
登録日: 2007/12/07 22:16
I think pride will stop me from touching them. That girls from Oppai Baka kind of remind me of Eiken...
(ID #67218) Posted on 2007/12/17 17:55
shadow_ninja in United States
student
登録日: 2007/12/28 13:53
is The Oppai Game free, it is can I have the link or file? thx
(ID #68177) Posted on 2007/12/30 05:00
ETERNAL in Gensokyo
Amateur novelist
登録日: 2008/03/21 11:33
lol, for some reason I'm not surprised to hear that news about the industry.
(ID #184763) Posted on 2008/05/10 11:57
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