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Sun 2008/03/23 10:24
Are u serious bout the Bluetooth n 3D version part?!? lol
(ID #159963) Posted on 2008/03/22 19:47
Government agent
my dolphin is so haPpy and excited...
(ID #159964) Posted on 2008/03/22 19:47
Student and full-time otaku
The instructions are very inspired and claryfying Danny. Yet, whenever I see products like these, I always go @.@....
(ID #159965) Posted on 2008/03/22 19:50
Dang I was a week late to get them! Though I have instead gotten it's siblings the one-shot Tenga. =x
(ID #159966) Posted on 2008/03/22 19:52
Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
sorry not sure what this is even by looking at that tenga thing ?_?
(ID #159970) Posted on 2008/03/22 19:56
holy smokes, reading this entry was like watching Star Wars simultaneously watching NatGeo's Survival of the Dolphin nevertheless, i enjoyed this post.. if its easily available in stores i will definitely get it for the fun of it.
(ID #159972) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:01
the most amusing post i've read on this site ever
(ID #159974) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:04
Otaku/Computer tech/Student
This post made me lol. But I've always wondered about the Tenga...are they one size fits all? Your dolphin should fit comfortably in a waxing apparatus, wouldn't want it getting hurt.
(ID #159975) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:09
I have no comment to make for this tenga device. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(ID #159977) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:15
This is probably gets the "Most Inovative Item of the Year" award :p
(ID #159979) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:24
this will be the hottest item this holiday "hey, guess what i got for Christmas?"
(ID #159980) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:41
takes out credit card. ('~')
(ID #159981) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:44
LOL WTF the most inovative invention this year indeed. LOL wonder why Japs really excels at inventing this kind of things... ;;
(ID #159982) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:48
Oh so ronery.
(ID #194803) Posted on 2008/05/23 17:12
If the Japanese are so sexually liberated, how come they never make 'mistakes' ? And Danny, your post is pure hilarity. I am yet to see someone who can discuss dolphins in such a straightforward manner :)
(ID #159986) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:03
that dolphin is so cool.it guided the large sperm whale back to the seas away from the beach
(ID #159987) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:08
Oh, Japan, they come up with the best tools for Dolphin Waxing. I'd totally buy this and try it out if I were a guy. Lol. But this post is made of pure hilarity. I like the whole Dolphin Waxing concept thing you came up with. Haha. XD No one can make it sound as good and funny as you. LOL!
(ID #159990) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:24
Tenga goes Sci-Fi?! Talk about so awesome it gives me a headache. I guess I'm going to sleep well upon losing brain cells trying to understand the whole thing... I mean so relieved to know this will revolutionize men's lives. The article on the cetacean and the whales was cute otherwise. And... Best article on intimate practices ever. You've reached new horizons in terms of sheer randomness. ^^;
(ID #159991) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:27
searching for work T-T
Oh great... Now my dolphin is begging me for details on this georgeous product...
(ID #159992) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:31
Part human, part student, 100% loser
Dolphin docking complete! LOL, I wouldn't want this product...
(ID #159996) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:38
Wow, this was weird. Japan can really do some crazy stuff.
(ID #159997) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:40
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
$99 for unlimited use of an artificial female genitalia, indeed it's the bang for the bucks version of tenga! It's kinda like how 8800GT 512MB is compared to 8800GTX. ^^ Btw, my Japanese tutor will be going to Nagoya in 1-2 days, and I asked him to get me a tenga, an oppai mousepad and a Shana mousepad. Maybe I should contact him to get me this new version of tenga, instead. ^^
(ID #160000) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:01
Only manual operation are work for me.Adjustable speed on demand temp are right and it will be best if it not your own manual thing XD (^_,^)b
(ID #160001) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:01
Danny Choo, you have the most amazing descriptions EVER! I was: Hahaha, haa haa, haaaa, lol, haha, lololol, aha... lol... (Nerd laugh)
(ID #160002) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:07
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Japanese Healthcare Technology at its best.
(ID #160003) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:14
This is some kinda weird invention, and also a crazy one. How come Japanese people never think about their morals. And they also created things like this. They even created it with science!? I'm a bit confused.@_@ I understand that there are something that needs to be 'fulfilled'. Even I 'fulfilled' it sometimes. But...since I'm always try to keep my morals up, I would say no to Tenga and the likes. ...sorry to those who doesn't like my comments.
(ID #160006) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:20
The diagrams make it look like a small manned spacecraft.
(ID #160009) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:49
Lol! Love the way you presented this Danny. This might be a good give away/present, perhaps? >;)
(ID #160012) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:03
Aimless Traveler
If only it was around when I was visiting Akihabara last February, I would've bought one.
(ID #160017) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:32
xD
(ID #160020) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:35
Oh yes, this is a great invention. But wouldnt it lead to further population decline in Japan. It will sure come in handy by around 2100 (?) when earth starts to get overpopulated.
(ID #160025) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:54
Upstair ...addicted to anything related to chibi
Even Dolphin waxing go high-tech....this is insane!!!
(ID #160030) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:05
Policy & Research Officer
LOLOL this looks like real high tech stuffs. Looks like Tenga are serious in their R&D department. But are you serious about the bluetooth LOL
(ID #160037) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:32
Student
wow... i'm speechless... never seen any of these at my region... plus.. i'm still under age... lol lol...
(ID #160041) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:52
Best product description ever! :D
(ID #160052) Posted on 2008/03/23 01:55
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
wow new tenga... dolphin heath maintenance optimized with future tech... *waku-waku, doki-doki*...
(ID #160056) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:06
Student
that is quite the piece of technology..
(ID #160061) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:13
.NET/Web Developer
Holy wow! That is one very high tech stuff for dolphin waxing. I wonder how many are buying their stuff if they can invent something like this. Kudos to their R&D department. lol
(ID #160064) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:20
Full-time supervisor, part-time gamer
They care about dolphins? What about shark-hunting? i guess sharks are not endangered species then..
(ID #160069) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:36
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
LOL I cannot believe I actually read from begining to end even tho I don't need to err wax my dolphin LOLOLOL
(ID #160071) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:39
オタク by moonlight, Graphic Designer by daylight
Wow, I think $99 US is reasonable for something this high-tech. =D
(ID #160073) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:44
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
I AM SOLD SIR! SIGH ME UP! ^o^ One should not fear the thermal detonator... ^^ @Cavalock Shame! Have you ever know Danny to lie!? ^o^
(ID #160074) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:46
Animation Student
Wow... xD It's a very complicated looking high tech dolphin waxing care.. xD Going all star wars? xD
(ID #160077) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:58
College Student
Wow, the future of male pleasure. I think those creators wants to improve their "dolphin waxing" technology over the limit! BTW, looks complicated though.
(ID #160083) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:20
I'm going to do it like the way the did it in the Stonge Age
(ID #160084) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:26
Content is king... again. ^_^ There goes your google ad click through conversion for this topic.. ehehehehe. I still don't understand though, how does ones dolphin fit in such a thing?
(ID #160089) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:50
wow high technology for wax the dolphin D=
(ID #160093) Posted on 2008/03/23 04:20
what.. hand and lotion doesn't work anymore? D:
(ID #160095) Posted on 2008/03/23 04:36
@Zyg: I guess if you have girly soft hands it would be fine. Mine are kind of rough. I prefer using my gf's dolphin waxing device, but this doesnt seem so bad.
(ID #160100) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:06
Uo! Mabushii~! It's....It's so beautiful. I feel like it's future times already.
(ID #160101) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:10
took me a moment to remember the sperm whale thing @_@
(ID #160106) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:38
"The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus." ROFL, classic.
(ID #160108) Posted on 2008/03/23 06:19
.... looks like a high-tech male torture device, designed to whatever malicious intent to enhance or endanger ones *love spear*... XD
(ID #160109) Posted on 2008/03/23 06:20
(University)Student and Mcdonalds Grease monkey.
Excuse me?!? WTF lol
(ID #160121) Posted on 2008/03/23 08:18
Yes we must all talk to our pet dolphins!!^_^
(ID #160122) Posted on 2008/03/23 08:19
My dolphin no speak english... He isnt really talkative anyways, so its boring. 99$ is a really good price for something as innovative as this though. Too bad I am not yet 18, so cant really by this, unless thru someone else, which would be highly embarassing. When you think about it, should dannychoo.com be rated an 18+ website? ^-^
(ID #160186) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:36
every part of this post is made out of EPIC WIN AND LOLZ
(ID #160203) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:16
I think I'm gonna get one if I can find it when I got to Japan ^^ Do not want function to upload anything to youtube or even a wallpaper tool
(ID #160205) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:25
Healthy future for Japan!!!
(ID #160216) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:37
I can only LOL... dolphin waxing has never been so sci-fi... nice article Danny LOL...
(ID #160293) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:56
Wow....Japanese people sure put a lot of thought into this stuff...
(ID #160299) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:06
JR. College Student
I have more important things to buy really... Has anyone written a review in english of one of these Tenga products? Just curious because I think it's probably a waste of money...
(ID #160300) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:11
Leisure Consultant, Writer, Webmaster
Talk about going overboard....I think I'll pass and spend that dough on some PS3 video games.
(ID #160306) Posted on 2008/03/23 12:26
I can't help but imagine all of the science and field testing that something like that would have required before it hit the market. Then again, if I had the spare cash, I'd take the drive. FOR SCIENCE!
(ID #160324) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:08
this = closer to dolphin stroke-able persocon so the ammo for its "reload" is cheaper since this thing can withstand 1000 dolphin burst lol?
(ID #160370) Posted on 2008/03/23 16:25
I LOVE YOU JAPAN SO MUCH!!! ^_________^
(ID #160372) Posted on 2008/03/23 16:40
アホだ、アホすぎる...。XD また日本が妙な誤解を受けなきゃいいけど...
(ID #160430) Posted on 2008/03/23 19:24
University Student.
Best post I had ever read on this site. Simply laughing all the way while reading it. *adds to shopping list for June Japan trip*
(ID #160449) Posted on 2008/03/23 20:13
Credit Risk Analyst
Japan is so amazing, :p, they have problems with killing too much whales but take good care of Dolphins :D. Long live Japan xDD
(ID #160453) Posted on 2008/03/23 20:34
Bother... I bought a couple of standard Tengas last month while visiting Tokyo, but these ones weren't available yet. I've only used one of them so far, it definitely does a good job of putting a shine on one's dolphin with a minimum of mess... I'm keeping the second one for a special occasion. (Thankfully my suitcase was not opened by customs upon returning, which could have led to an Austin Powers' style scene.)
(ID #160472) Posted on 2008/03/23 21:20
I'm curious to the point.. that it almost seems cool. ^^; It just shows that design (art+science) can make anything seductive. There should be a compartment that collects sperm whale specimens that can be sent away for impregnation. For serious. That would be the best conspiracy ever to amp up Japan's population.
(ID #160503) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:16
Great invention. A little too high tech isn't it?
(ID #160516) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:49
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (登録日: 2007/01/25 21:20)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
No wants one. Have to wait till I move out of the house... which might not be happening for another few years T_T It was all still mildly understandable up till the "Quattro Wave" part. Then I completely got buried under the techno-mumbo-jumbo. Who would make a render of the dolphin and send it to Youtube?!?! I guess it's a hidden fortune that stage6 has gone. I wonder if there's anyone on dannychoo.com who takes the translations for this space-age product LITERALLY...
(ID #160525) Posted on 2008/03/23 23:04
Sterilization Technician@ Prince Of Wales Hospital
after work today and the many girls i have seen i need one.. *pelvic thrusts*
(ID #160526) Posted on 2008/03/23 23:08
Student and Miku Guardian
Wow, this makes alot of devices feel so obsolete.. And WTF with the so high-tech names; Quattro Wave??
(ID #160545) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:00
Custom Pc Builder, Muppet, Pyromaniac, Demolitions Expert
you made a typo Danny... "wax ->thier<- dolphin" otherwise this unit is quite innovative! does it give foot massages?
(ID #160618) Posted on 2008/03/24 04:58
LOL, foot massages. How kinky Hayden... ^_^
(ID #160769) Posted on 2008/03/24 13:04
Added to shopping list.
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