Are you fed up being a boring human? Are you envious of the characters in
Ghost in the Shell because they get to replace bits of their bods with coolsome borg parts? Well be fed up no more thanks to Hori and their
Periborg devices.
This is a bit of old news but you may not have seen this video clip at
World Business Satelllite's site. (
direct link to clip here)
For the uninitiated, these are state of the art cyborg parts which you get to attach to your hand that enable you to extend your hands functionality.
The first cyborg part called Ore Commander gives you the super human ability to hit the fire button on a joypad 20 times a second - not 19 but 20! Recommend for those who need that extra fire power to get past that damn boss on the third stage of
R-type...
The second item called Shock C gives you the super human ability to eat greasy food whilst keeping your joypad spick n span - have a look at the vid to see what I mean. If you do use this item however, I recommend that you remove it before you go toilet - you could end up hurting yourself. But the main reason why I recommend that you remove it is that you may get some poo on your Shock C and would be difficult to spot if you are eating some chocolate. But I guess you *would* notice after you take a bite...
Just incase you haven't guessed, the word Peri derives from PERIpherals and Borg from cyBORG.
You can order these items at
Horistore.com - the pair costs
3,500 yen.
