Kagami Hiiragi
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Thu 2008/09/18 14:43
Figma Kagami Hiiragi has replaced my Tsukasa Hiiragi as being my most fave figma. Here you see her warming up backstage for this weeks Figma Theater.
Lovely tsundere face. Out of all the figma's - which is your fave?
Some of Kagami in action below.
Some of Kagami in action below.
Cute tiny mouth.
Twin tails can fold quite close to the body so carrying her around is relatively easy.
Love this face too. Looks like I need to acquire another Kagami.
Kagami also comes with an edition of Comptiq which she always reads before a show.
And so Figma Theater Season 01 Ep 03 begins...
The Gruesome Foursome are about to film yet another AV Yaoi movie.
The Gruesome Foursome are about to film yet another AV Yaoi movie.
Spinzaku: "The last two Yaoi DVD's didn't sell too well. I don't think consumers want Yaoi anymore.
I say we change our strategy and start making Yuri DVD's instead. Whay do you say Lulu?"
I say we change our strategy and start making Yuri DVD's instead. Whay do you say Lulu?"
Lulu: "Huh? Whatever you say - I'm just the cameraman around here."
Spinzaku and Lulu go off to look for some Yuri candidates.
Itsuki: "Spinzaku and Lulu have stopped filming."
Kyon: "But that does'nt mean we have to stop."
Itsuki: (giggle)
Itsuki: "Spinzaku and Lulu have stopped filming."
Kyon: "But that does'nt mean we have to stop."
Itsuki: (giggle)
Spinzaku come across the Hiiragi sisters.
Spinzaku: "Oi! you two look sweet and cute - how about being in our next Yuri vid?"
Kagami: "What?! How much?"
Spinzaku: "A years supply of Tenga."
Spinzaku: "Oi! you two look sweet and cute - how about being in our next Yuri vid?"
Kagami: "What?! How much?"
Spinzaku: "A years supply of Tenga."
Kagami: "....get lost or else."
During the negotiations, Lulu has already started to film.
During the negotiations, Lulu has already started to film.
And this is what Lulu can see from his camera.
Spinzaku: "OK! Make that two years free supply of Tenga."
Kagami: "5....4....3....2...1."
Kagami: "5....4....3....2...1."
Kagami: "Tsukasa-chan, get out the way while I deal with these pedos."
Kagami then leaps into the air and spins at 7200RPM. She shouts "Dolphin Bone Crushing Cyclone of Fear!" and hits Lulu in the delicate zone.
This move shatters all the bones in ones dolphin.
Kagami then leaps into the air and spins at 7200RPM. She shouts "Dolphin Bone Crushing Cyclone of Fear!" and hits Lulu in the delicate zone.
This move shatters all the bones in ones dolphin.
Kagami then leaps up at a speed of 200 MPH into the air and yells "Thunderous Raising Crotch Splitter of Lachupichu!"
This move renders the opponent motionless in the air for 15 seconds while the area that took the hit expands to 5.1 times its original size.
This move renders the opponent motionless in the air for 15 seconds while the area that took the hit expands to 5.1 times its original size.
Spinzaku falls to the ground but he can still move his hand and reaches for his mobile. Tsukasa comes along to wipe some poo from her shoe on Spinzaku's face.
Spinzaku: "K, Ken! Help me Ken, you are my only hope."
By this time, most of the poo has been wiped off Tsukasa's shoe - its in Spinzaku's eyes and mouth.
By this time, most of the poo has been wiped off Tsukasa's shoe - its in Spinzaku's eyes and mouth.
Ken was out n about shopping for some panties when he gets the emergency call from Spinzaku.
Ken: "Nooooooooooooo!"
Ken: "Nooooooooooooo!"
Ken arrives on the scene and pulls out his new move on the Hiiragi sisters - the "Limb Wrencher of Apocalyptic Spasm Folder".
This move causes the victims limbs to go into spasm and fold upon itself. If left untreated, the fold will continue until the victims whole body has been folded into the size of a runner bean.
This move causes the victims limbs to go into spasm and fold upon itself. If left untreated, the fold will continue until the victims whole body has been folded into the size of a runner bean.
Ken then pulls out the finishing move - the "Quad Wind Channel Phoenix Nullifier."
This move releases a blast of energy in the shape of a phoenix along the X gamma channel - it causes the victim to continuously fart until all the oxygen in the body is drained.
This move releases a blast of energy in the shape of a phoenix along the X gamma channel - it causes the victim to continuously fart until all the oxygen in the body is drained.
With the Hiragii sisters defeated, Spinzaku and Lulu recover to film thier first Yuri video.
Spinzaku: "Good Goood! Now start to touch her eyes. This vid is going to be great. We are going to be riiich! Wahahahahahahahaha!"
Lulu: "Can you shut up for a moment - I'm trying to get into the mood."
While this is going on, Kagami presses the emergency device that she carries around which summons...
Spinzaku: "Good Goood! Now start to touch her eyes. This vid is going to be great. We are going to be riiich! Wahahahahahahahaha!"
Lulu: "Can you shut up for a moment - I'm trying to get into the mood."
While this is going on, Kagami presses the emergency device that she carries around which summons...
...Tsukamin Uncho - the fearless warrior who was raised by Ninja Baboons on an island after a plane crash when she was a baby.
Tsukamin: "You leave my fans alone!" and comes out with the Slicer of Satans Four Sisters" attack. This single move can dismember all limbs from a victim with a single swipe - But Tsukamin arrived at the scene a bit drunk and only manages one limb.
Tsukamin then heads for her next victim but as soon as she turns to Ken they realize that Tsukamin is actually Kens long lost daughter.
Tsukamin: "Dad!"
Ken: "Tsukamin? You smell of Baboons? I'm sorry I left you on that island - when the boat came to save us I could only chose one item to take with me and you know how precious my stash of health material is to me."
Tsukamin: "Dad!"
Ken: "Tsukamin? You smell of Baboons? I'm sorry I left you on that island - when the boat came to save us I could only chose one item to take with me and you know how precious my stash of health material is to me."
Kagami feels betrayed by Tsukamin who was supposed to save the Hiiragi sisters. The betrayal fills Kagami with hatred and she enters her Berserk Mode.
Kagami whips out a gun from her pocket and unleashes the "Thousand Lead Shower of Revenge" on Tsukamin.
Kagami whips out a gun from her pocket and unleashes the "Thousand Lead Shower of Revenge" on Tsukamin.
Kagami then whips out her pocket scythe and heads for Spinzaku. She screams "Armageddon Slicer of 99 Deaths!" and sends Spinzaku's head spinning to the ground.
Lulu still has an arm left and tries the "Vault Of Descending Thrust" which is basically a kick to the stomach.
Lulu's last move had no effect of Kagami while she's in Berserk Mode. She whips out a rail gun and shouts "Track Mincer of 20 Thousand Leagues!" which leaves Lulu in minced pieces.
Kagami takes on Ken and gives him the Finger Of Doom.
Kagami: "You are already dead."
Kagami: "You are already dead."
Ken goes splat and Kagami uses his head as a football.
Kagami goes out to look for Itsuki and Kyon who are still in the middle of Yaoi activities.
Kagami: "It's time."
Kagami: "It's time."
Kyon and Itsuki get out their mobile devices and shout "henshin!"...
...and reveal their secret heroine identities.
Kowboy Kyon and Witch Itsuki - together they form the Satanic Sisters.
Kowboy Kyon and Witch Itsuki - together they form the Satanic Sisters.
Kagami is no match for the Sataic Sisters who start to beat seven shades of poo out of her.
Kagami is bruised and batterd. The Satanic Sisters start to wipe poo from their shoes on her head.
With her last spurt of energy, Kagami releases her "Forbidden X Style Pantsu Rupture."
This move can take out two opponents at the same time but leaves a tear in her own pantsu - only to be used as a last resort.
This move can take out two opponents at the same time but leaves a tear in her own pantsu - only to be used as a last resort.
With her HP at zero, Kagami runs to her Tie Bomber parked nearby - she decides to bomb the crap out of the Satanic Sisters.
The Satanic Sisters make a run for it when they realize that Kagami doesn't know how to operate the bombing feature of the Tie Bomber.
But Kagami is not worried - she hovers over the Satanic Sisters and uses the Tie Bomber's wing to slice off their heads instead.
Kagami runs back to Tsukasa.
Kagami: "Are you OK?"
Tsukasa: "I'm fine. I love you."
Kagami: (kiss) "I love you too."
It turns out that the Hiiragi sisters were into Yuri after all.
The End.
Kagami: "Are you OK?"
Tsukasa: "I'm fine. I love you."
Kagami: (kiss) "I love you too."
It turns out that the Hiiragi sisters were into Yuri after all.
The End.
Todays guests were Tie Bomber and The Gruesome Foursome+1.
Kagami was released by Max Factory (distributed by Good Smile Company) recently and should be available for order at your fave online store.
The artwork in the background was by Ken Taya - a closer look at it later on this week.
And a few more shots of the gorgeous Kagami.
I saw from a few comments in the last Figma Theater that the action is becoming a bit violent - do you agree?
Figma Hatsune Miku plays the lead role of "Miku" in today's figma Theater.
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Thu 09/11 13:48 comments (121)
Danny, fave figures don't last long with you don't they? ^^;
(ID #305546) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:42
*figma
(ID #305547) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:43
Director/代表取締役
^^; I think Kagami will be a fave for quite a while - very special desu.
(ID #306069) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:08
Blogger, Figure collector, Baby Photographer?
i don't think i laughed so hard ina while, that was really fun danny! I need more figmas...
(ID #305558) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:50
lover of games, artist
lol you have too much fun with those figures
(ID #305560) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:50
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Omg danny, How did you even come up with this stuff, its hilarious. It must be great having so much toys that you can make a figma theater. BRAVO! I would love to see more of this sometime.
(ID #305562) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:51
Director/代表取締役
The next one will probably be when I get Tsuruya-san.
(ID #306070) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:09
Meimi132 in Leicester of Leicestershire of England of Europe of THE WORLD!! (Registered on 2007/12/04 05:05)
(University)Student
Tsuruya-saaaaaan!!!!
(ID #306151) Posted on 2008/09/19 04:01
That vid on Youtube made my appreciation of Kagamin go up even more SO MOE!
(ID #305563) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:52
Full-time student へへ
no blood spills... but yeah, it's becoming a little violent with more heads popping off. ^^
(ID #305564) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:52
daichouginga in Byston Well, the land between the earth and the sea (Registered on 2008/06/04 10:04)
Professional Bum Mode
LOL, too imaginative, especially the names of the moves. Kagami also fits into those action scenes very well. xD Itsuki: "Spinzaku and Lulu have stopped filming." Kyon: "But that doesn't mean we have to stop." Itsuki: (giggle) <----- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! xD
(ID #305567) Posted on 2008/09/18 14:58
Horror☆Star
That is where I split my drink on my keyboard ^^;
(ID #305583) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:16
Nice, I think Miku Hatsune is my favorite figma so far... but I'm really not sure. I still love my Yuki since she was my first figma and she's easily taken places. Love the figma theater it makes me want to get more creative and take more pictures of my figmas. It's a bit violent sure but it's harmless fun because you don't edit in things like blood and extreme profanity. Video didn't work for me perhaps it's my browser I'll try again on another one.
(ID #305574) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:10
ah, nevermind a refresh was all I needed
(ID #305577) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:10
Horror☆Star
I split my mocktail on the keyboard when I read through "image ID#22065"........& it just got way funnier ^^ What a great entertaining show as dessert after my lunch. Yes, it's obviously getting a little bit violent @_@; But I love it as long as there's Danny's humor in it. Danny, how you came up with all these Words for their skills, it's creatively amazing ^_^ Oh my, Kagami's pocket can fit in a 0.50 caliber anti-tank rifle, she's so fearsome!!! LOL at the "Gruesome Foursome +1" Can't wait for more to come, maybe Danny can make an album or a corner for the Figma theater, I'll sure it's easier for us to browse back for later review ^_^
(ID #305578) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:11
Director/代表取締役
The special attack names just pop into me head for some reason ^^;
(ID #306073) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:10
resident caffeine junkie
Violent?! naaaaaaaawh.. keep 'em coming Danny. :D
(ID #305579) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:13
http://animenlife.blogspot.com
They're harmless fun!!! Lol!!
(ID #306010) Posted on 2008/09/19 00:23
Although it kinda sent a chill down my spine, I still got a good laugh...looking forward to more!
(ID #305585) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:17
Ah, Kagami!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Using Cammy's moves from StreetFighter... I'm waiting on mine to come!!!!!!!
(ID #305593) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:23
OMG KAGAMI <3 X10925010184 XDD
(ID #305601) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:27
Online Shop
So many figmas, so little room, so little wallet T_T While the Kagamin figma looks delicious, I think I'll try to get Hatsune Miku figma as my very first figma @_@ Not sure when I will be able to get it though, but deciding to get it is a first step towards the goal!
(ID #305606) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:33
anime/cosplay events organizer
zOMG~!!! KAGAMIN~!!! *dies of moe* KAGAMIN MAI WAIFU~!!! <3 <3 <3
(ID #305615) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:41
Tsukasa is my all time fav LS girl. I like Kagami too but the other twin takes the cake!
(ID #305616) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:41
College Student
I second that. Konata isn't bad, either ^^
(ID #310047) Posted on 2008/09/22 22:33
university film student
"...the fearless warrior who was raised by Ninja Baboons on an island after a plane crash when she was a baby." I'm sold. Where's the upcoming anime series? ^^;
(ID #305622) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:47
Technical Writer/Editor, Designer, Collector, Artist, Nice Guy
Hahaha, another entertaining installment! Now hoping for a "Female Foursome" episode... >_<
(ID #305623) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:48
Oi! That was hilarious, and also very peculiar at times. Makes me wonder what strange things lurk in that otaku mind of yours. You deviant you. While I not into getting figmas, I do like Kegami. Especially her joyful wide mouth face >D
(ID #305632) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:58
Director/代表取締役
She really is gorgeous. Another one appeared on my desk today ^^;
(ID #306074) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:12
I don't think it's too violent. This isn't like movies or games where you see blood spilling out everywhere. =P The figma theater posts are all just good fun to me. I especially like all the crazy move names you make up, bwahaha. My first three figmas shipped recently too, so I'm looking forward to getting them. Collecting the Haruhi crew is gonna put a big dent in my wallet, that's for sure, lol. But they look so fun, I can't resist!
(ID #305633) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:58
NEET
OK, that was just too awesome. The fig does look pretty awesome though and it's something I'll have to get to satisfy the stunning lack of tsundere in my collection.
(ID #305634) Posted on 2008/09/18 15:59
Best episode of Figma Theater.
(ID #305636) Posted on 2008/09/18 16:06
Videogame Magazine Editor
Kagami is <3
(ID #305637) Posted on 2008/09/18 16:06
It's very very awesome for me. lol i love it do it again if you please lol
(ID #305641) Posted on 2008/09/18 16:08
OMG Twincest! o.o Technically it's violent, but the random factor is so high that it's hard to be offended by it. XD
(ID #305647) Posted on 2008/09/18 16:17
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
sooooo cute! *tempted* ^^;;;;
(ID #305655) Posted on 2008/09/18 16:23
A happy conclusion:P
(ID #305683) Posted on 2008/09/18 17:05
I'm starting to get the feeling that Lulu, Spinzaku, Kyon, Itsuki, and Ken are immortal. They keep coming back after getting dismembered... ^^;
(ID #305691) Posted on 2008/09/18 17:31
Director/代表取締役
lol ^^;
(ID #306076) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:12
Kinny Riddle (Registered on 2008/03/19 22:37)
This is beginning to resemble South Park, no? Tsukasa (to her sister): OMG, you killed Lulu, Spinzaku, Kyon, Itsuki, and Ken. Konata (making a cameo): You bastard!
(ID #306089) Posted on 2008/09/19 02:28
Student and full-time otaku
REally cute, but Tsukasa's still my fave. I think the action is a bit violent yes, but then again....that's how my 'stories' were also like when playing with figures
(ID #305697) Posted on 2008/09/18 17:47
That was horrible and painful. Well done.
(ID #305702) Posted on 2008/09/18 17:55
I think Kenshiro is becoming my favourite character in these skits.
(ID #305706) Posted on 2008/09/18 18:01
Student; wants a job T_T
LOL. I laughed so hard during so many moments of this one. xD How could there no longer be demand for yaoi? Well, unless BL fangirls go extinct/hell freezes over.
(ID #305723) Posted on 2008/09/18 18:28
I love the Satanic Sisters... they are so CUTE ^o^
(ID #305730) Posted on 2008/09/18 18:37
Figma theatre should be a regular feature. IT is too entertaining. ^^
(ID #305776) Posted on 2008/09/18 19:20
Kagami is just so cute! And awesome Figma Theater. I think my most favorite figma would be Hatsune Miku.
(ID #305789) Posted on 2008/09/18 19:33
Student - Network Engineering - CCNA
when i read this, i laughed harder than i should of had i got a ton of weird stares though
(ID #305802) Posted on 2008/09/18 19:45
Keep them coming ^.^ . I always find that Ken's expression is very funny ^.^
(ID #305807) Posted on 2008/09/18 19:54
LOL I can't imagine kenshiro going around town looking for some panties
(ID #305809) Posted on 2008/09/18 19:55
Your creativity haunts me :) but funny none the less xD
(ID #305812) Posted on 2008/09/18 20:03
