Flip Hole
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Sun 2008/03/23 11:36
The Flip Hole is the latest product by Tenga. If you don't know what a Tenga is then Lookie here. Those who are familiar with Tenga will know that it is a health care product for pet dolphins. As you know, dolphins need to be waxed regularly to keep them alive and healthy.
Below: The Flip Hole contains state of the art Japanese technology to ensure that ones dolphin maintains optimum health. For example, in the event that ones dolphin starts to foam at the mouth, the "Shield Flap" will ensure that the foam stays in the inner chamber.
When ones dolphin docks with the inner chamber, the "Vacuum Pump" will suck ones dolphin into docking position using turbine engines while the "Side Rib" and "Wing Gate" sensors interface with the surface of the dolphin to help with the process of waxing and check for structural damage.
The "Lip Flap" applies constant pressure to the tail of the dolphin and when used after a while, the dolphin gains strength in the tail enabling the owner to control the dolphin guiding it left, right, up and down and extract/detract at will.
The "End Orbs" clamp on to the head of the dolphin which relay vital signs and that are transmitted by BlueTooth to your computer. The orbs also act as a motion capture unit and sends the motion coordinates in that BlueTooth signal. One can then use the motion capture data to make a 3D version of the dolphin and render it as a YouTube movie or even wallpaper - clever stuff.
The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus. It relays a telepathic image of the dolphins into the owners mind so the owner can be sure that the dolphin is alive and well during the waxing process.
Below: Remove main chamber from the mother dock. Apply waxing lubrication.
These circles are actually SPFP's or "Silver Plate Floating Pads." The middle plate increases vacuum pressure within the chamber, while the top and bottom plates apply pressure to the head or tail of the dolphin - again, one should consult with ones dolphin before using the plates.
And how much does all this technology cost? A mere $99 USD from Kanojo Toys. Are you ready to Bala Ba Ba Ba?
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Are u serious bout the Bluetooth n 3D version part?!? lol
(ID #159963) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:59
filmaker
my dolphin is so haPpy and excited...
(ID #159964) Posted on 2008/03/22 20:59
Student and full-time otaku
The instructions are very inspired and claryfying Danny. Yet, whenever I see products like these, I always go @.@....
(ID #159965) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:02
Dang I was a week late to get them! Though I have instead gotten it's siblings the one-shot Tenga. =x
(ID #159966) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:04
Raven, AMV & MAD maker, Otaku
sorry not sure what this is even by looking at that tenga thing ?_?
(ID #159970) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:08
holy smokes, reading this entry was like watching Star Wars simultaneously watching NatGeo's Survival of the Dolphin nevertheless, i enjoyed this post.. if its easily available in stores i will definitely get it for the fun of it.
(ID #159972) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:13
the most amusing post i've read on this site ever
(ID #159974) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:16
Programmer/IT/Student
This post made me lol. But I've always wondered about the Tenga...are they one size fits all? Your dolphin should fit comfortably in a waxing apparatus, wouldn't want it getting hurt.
(ID #159975) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:21
writing mini thesises
I have no comment to make for this tenga device. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(ID #159977) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:27
This is probably gets the "Most Inovative Item of the Year" award :p
(ID #159979) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:36
this will be the hottest item this holiday "hey, guess what i got for Christmas?"
(ID #159980) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:53
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
takes out credit card. ('~')
(ID #159981) Posted on 2008/03/22 21:56
LOL WTF the most inovative invention this year indeed. LOL wonder why Japs really excels at inventing this kind of things... ;;
(ID #159982) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:00
Oh so ronery.
(ID #194803) Posted on 2008/05/23 18:24
If the Japanese are so sexually liberated, how come they never make 'mistakes' ? And Danny, your post is pure hilarity. I am yet to see someone who can discuss dolphins in such a straightforward manner :)
(ID #159986) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:15
Extremely Poor College Student
that dolphin is so cool.it guided the large sperm whale back to the seas away from the beach
(ID #159987) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:20
Oh, Japan, they come up with the best tools for Dolphin Waxing. I'd totally buy this and try it out if I were a guy. Lol. But this post is made of pure hilarity. I like the whole Dolphin Waxing concept thing you came up with. Haha. XD No one can make it sound as good and funny as you. LOL!
(ID #159990) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:36
Tenga goes Sci-Fi?! Talk about so awesome it gives me a headache. I guess I'm going to sleep well upon losing brain cells trying to understand the whole thing... I mean so relieved to know this will revolutionize men's lives. The article on the cetacean and the whales was cute otherwise. And... Best article on intimate practices ever. You've reached new horizons in terms of sheer randomness. ^^;
(ID #159991) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:39
Working in a supermarket T0T
Oh great... Now my dolphin is begging me for details on this georgeous product...
(ID #159992) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:43
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
Dolphin docking complete! LOL, I wouldn't want this product...
(ID #159996) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:50
Wow, this was weird. Japan can really do some crazy stuff.
(ID #159997) Posted on 2008/03/22 22:52
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
$99 for unlimited use of an artificial female genitalia, indeed it's the bang for the bucks version of tenga! It's kinda like how 8800GT 512MB is compared to 8800GTX. ^^ Btw, my Japanese tutor will be going to Nagoya in 1-2 days, and I asked him to get me a tenga, an oppai mousepad and a Shana mousepad. Maybe I should contact him to get me this new version of tenga, instead. ^^
(ID #160000) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:13
Only manual operation are work for me.Adjustable speed on demand temp are right and it will be best if it not your own manual thing XD (^_,^)b
(ID #160001) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:13
Danny Choo, you have the most amazing descriptions EVER! I was: Hahaha, haa haa, haaaa, lol, haha, lololol, aha... lol... (Nerd laugh)
(ID #160002) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:19
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
Japanese Healthcare Technology at its best.
(ID #160003) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:26
Culture seeker
This is some kinda weird invention, and also a crazy one. How come Japanese people never think about their morals. And they also created things like this. They even created it with science!? I'm a bit confused.@_@ I understand that there are something that needs to be 'fulfilled'. Even I 'fulfilled' it sometimes. But...since I'm always try to keep my morals up, I would say no to Tenga and the likes. ...sorry to those who doesn't like my comments.
(ID #160006) Posted on 2008/03/22 23:32
working to pay for figures etc.
The diagrams make it look like a small manned spacecraft.
(ID #160009) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:01
Lol! Love the way you presented this Danny. This might be a good give away/present, perhaps? >;)
(ID #160012) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:15
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21 22:31)
Aimless Traveler
If only it was around when I was visiting Akihabara last February, I would've bought one.
(ID #160017) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:44
だいがくせい
xD
(ID #160020) Posted on 2008/03/23 00:47
Oh yes, this is a great invention. But wouldnt it lead to further population decline in Japan. It will sure come in handy by around 2100 (?) when earth starts to get overpopulated.
(ID #160025) Posted on 2008/03/23 01:06
Even Dolphin waxing go high-tech....this is insane!!!
(ID #160030) Posted on 2008/03/23 01:17
Policy & Research Officer
LOLOL this looks like real high tech stuffs. Looks like Tenga are serious in their R&D department. But are you serious about the bluetooth LOL
(ID #160037) Posted on 2008/03/23 01:44
Still Student (I Think)
wow... i'm speechless... never seen any of these at my region... plus.. i'm still under age... lol lol...
(ID #160041) Posted on 2008/03/23 02:04
Best product description ever! :D
(ID #160052) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:07
Chef, Full fledged Otaku, Full time Observer.....
wow new tenga... dolphin heath maintenance optimized with future tech... *waku-waku, doki-doki*...
(ID #160056) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:18
that is quite the piece of technology..
(ID #160061) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:25
.NET/Web Developer
Holy wow! That is one very high tech stuff for dolphin waxing. I wonder how many are buying their stuff if they can invent something like this. Kudos to their R&D department. lol
(ID #160064) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:32
Full-time supervisor, part-time gamer
They care about dolphins? What about shark-hunting? i guess sharks are not endangered species then..
(ID #160069) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:48
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
LOL I cannot believe I actually read from begining to end even tho I don't need to err wax my dolphin LOLOLOL
(ID #160071) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:51
オタク all day long
Wow, I think $99 US is reasonable for something this high-tech. =D
(ID #160073) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:56
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
I AM SOLD SIR! SIGH ME UP! ^o^ One should not fear the thermal detonator... ^^ @Cavalock Shame! Have you ever know Danny to lie!? ^o^
(ID #160074) Posted on 2008/03/23 03:58
Animation Student
Wow... xD It's a very complicated looking high tech dolphin waxing care.. xD Going all star wars? xD
(ID #160077) Posted on 2008/03/23 04:10
College Student
Wow, the future of male pleasure. I think those creators wants to improve their "dolphin waxing" technology over the limit! BTW, looks complicated though.
(ID #160083) Posted on 2008/03/23 04:32
I'm going to do it like the way the did it in the Stonge Age
(ID #160084) Posted on 2008/03/23 04:38
Anime Retailer
Content is king... again. ^_^ There goes your google ad click through conversion for this topic.. ehehehehe. I still don't understand though, how does ones dolphin fit in such a thing?
(ID #160089) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:02
wow high technology for wax the dolphin D=
(ID #160093) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:32
what.. hand and lotion doesn't work anymore? D:
(ID #160095) Posted on 2008/03/23 05:48
@Zyg: I guess if you have girly soft hands it would be fine. Mine are kind of rough. I prefer using my gf's dolphin waxing device, but this doesnt seem so bad.
(ID #160100) Posted on 2008/03/23 06:18
Uo! Mabushii~! It's....It's so beautiful. I feel like it's future times already.
(ID #160101) Posted on 2008/03/23 06:22
took me a moment to remember the sperm whale thing @_@
(ID #160106) Posted on 2008/03/23 06:50
"The most advanced item of technology in the Flip Hole chamber is the "Click Orb" that is made of material mined from the fifth moon orbiting the remote planet of Taurus." ROFL, classic.
(ID #160108) Posted on 2008/03/23 07:31
.... looks like a high-tech male torture device, designed to whatever malicious intent to enhance or endanger ones *love spear*... XD
(ID #160109) Posted on 2008/03/23 07:32
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
Excuse me?!? WTF lol
(ID #160121) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:30
Yes we must all talk to our pet dolphins!!^_^
(ID #160122) Posted on 2008/03/23 09:31
My dolphin no speak english... He isnt really talkative anyways, so its boring. 99$ is a really good price for something as innovative as this though. Too bad I am not yet 18, so cant really by this, unless thru someone else, which would be highly embarassing. When you think about it, should dannychoo.com be rated an 18+ website? ^-^
(ID #160186) Posted on 2008/03/23 10:48
Procrastinator Extraordinaire
every part of this post is made out of EPIC WIN AND LOLZ
(ID #160203) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:28
I think I'm gonna get one if I can find it when I got to Japan ^^ Do not want function to upload anything to youtube or even a wallpaper tool
(ID #160205) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:37
Online Shop
Healthy future for Japan!!!
(ID #160216) Posted on 2008/03/23 11:49
Proud VGI member and IT student...
I can only LOL... dolphin waxing has never been so sci-fi... nice article Danny LOL...
(ID #160293) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:08
Wow....Japanese people sure put a lot of thought into this stuff...
(ID #160299) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:18
JR. College Student
I have more important things to buy really... Has anyone written a review in english of one of these Tenga products? Just curious because I think it's probably a waste of money...
(ID #160300) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:23
Leisure Consultant, Writer, Webmaster
Talk about going overboard....I think I'll pass and spend that dough on some PS3 video games.
(ID #160306) Posted on 2008/03/23 13:38
I can't help but imagine all of the science and field testing that something like that would have required before it hit the market. Then again, if I had the spare cash, I'd take the drive. FOR SCIENCE!
(ID #160324) Posted on 2008/03/23 14:20
this = closer to dolphin stroke-able persocon so the ammo for its "reload" is cheaper since this thing can withstand 1000 dolphin burst lol?
(ID #160370) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:37
anime/cosplay events organizer
I LOVE YOU JAPAN SO MUCH!!! ^_________^
(ID #160372) Posted on 2008/03/23 17:52
アホだ、アホすぎる...。XD また日本が妙な誤解を受けなきゃいいけど...
(ID #160430) Posted on 2008/03/23 20:36
University Student.
Best post I had ever read on this site. Simply laughing all the way while reading it. *adds to shopping list for June Japan trip*
(ID #160449) Posted on 2008/03/23 21:25
Credit Risk Analyst
Japan is so amazing, :p, they have problems with killing too much whales but take good care of Dolphins :D. Long live Japan xDD
(ID #160453) Posted on 2008/03/23 21:46
System Administrator and full-time Otaku
Bother... I bought a couple of standard Tengas last month while visiting Tokyo, but these ones weren't available yet. I've only used one of them so far, it definitely does a good job of putting a shine on one's dolphin with a minimum of mess... I'm keeping the second one for a special occasion. (Thankfully my suitcase was not opened by customs upon returning, which could have led to an Austin Powers' style scene.)
(ID #160472) Posted on 2008/03/23 22:32
I'm curious to the point.. that it almost seems cool. ^^; It just shows that design (art+science) can make anything seductive. There should be a compartment that collects sperm whale specimens that can be sent away for impregnation. For serious. That would be the best conspiracy ever to amp up Japan's population.
(ID #160503) Posted on 2008/03/23 23:28
Great invention. A little too high tech isn't it?
(ID #160516) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:01
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
No wants one. Have to wait till I move out of the house... which might not be happening for another few years T_T It was all still mildly understandable up till the "Quattro Wave" part. Then I completely got buried under the techno-mumbo-jumbo. Who would make a render of the dolphin and send it to Youtube?!?! I guess it's a hidden fortune that stage6 has gone. I wonder if there's anyone on dannychoo.com who takes the translations for this space-age product LITERALLY...
(ID #160525) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:16
Sterilization Technician@ Prince Of Wales Hospital
after work today and the many girls i have seen i need one.. *pelvic thrusts*
(ID #160526) Posted on 2008/03/24 00:20
Student and Miku Guardian
Wow, this makes alot of devices feel so obsolete.. And WTF with the so high-tech names; Quattro Wave??
(ID #160545) Posted on 2008/03/24 01:12
Custom Pc Builder, Muppet, Pyromaniac, Demolitions Expert, Guitar Slinger,
you made a typo Danny... "wax ->thier<- dolphin" otherwise this unit is quite innovative! does it give foot massages?
(ID #160618) Posted on 2008/03/24 06:10
LOL, foot massages. How kinky Hayden... ^_^
(ID #160769) Posted on 2008/03/24 14:16
Added to shopping list.
(ID #160920) Posted on 2008/03/24 22:58
I wish i had a dolphin too. ;-;
(ID #161093) Posted on 2008/03/25 07:41
I'm amazed. To think that somebody would actually make something like this.... I mean a dolphin should be cared for with love and the human touch. @Mimi well there is always the option of borrowing one.
(ID #161171) Posted on 2008/03/25 11:10
Wow. Almost makes me wish I had a 'dolphin', they make such interesting things for them. For the first couple of lines I did take it literally, and was baffled. I thought: "I had no idea the dolphin care business was so lucrative..." Then I got it and felt stupid. Oops.
(ID #161720) Posted on 2008/03/26 13:51
This is quite a modern device for something so...easily serviced but I definitely have to buy this.
(ID #162076) Posted on 2008/03/27 07:29
omg, how they invent it one o.O", it really was a great product..
(ID #162586) Posted on 2008/03/28 02:59
Wibbling+Writing+Teaching
Lucky dolphins, indeed. XD
(ID #162781) Posted on 2008/03/28 11:16
dick0927 (Registered on 2008/03/31 21:42)
It looks good,but I think it's no use for me.
(ID #164439) Posted on 2008/03/31 21:46
Cha-la Head Cha-la?
(ID #168800) Posted on 2008/04/10 10:59
Optimus Prime
SCIENCE!
(ID #192904) Posted on 2008/05/21 14:10
Programmer, student, i try to do both, Otaku style
One could get the idea, that waxing ones dolphin these days is more of playing a game console, i mean WTF it looks like a new WII controller. I remember waxing dolphins as hard work which in the end would be very rewarding.
(ID #193393) Posted on 2008/05/22 05:37
DO WANT.
(ID #199761) Posted on 2008/05/29 14:12
$90!!! I think I'll stick to my hand cause its free...ugh*
(ID #263895) Posted on 2008/08/12 23:19
Naruto Manga (Registered on 2008/08/13 09:53)
looks very good stuff.
(ID #264271) Posted on 2008/08/13 09:55
College student, Mech programmer and striving photographer.
Its too small...;) ~OH SNAP!~
(ID #467548) Posted on 2009/01/30 06:40
JAPAAN AKBAR! Only Japan is cool enough to make these things. coming from any other country would just be weird lol.
(ID #537285) Posted on 2009/03/27 16:00
remember, waxing your dolphin is just like playing card games; "you usually do it on a table, and feel great shame afterwards"-LittleKuriboh, yugioh abridged series. lol
(ID #537289) Posted on 2009/03/27 16:02
that is so wrong....yet so right....
(ID #598378) Posted on 2009/05/10 03:09
College Student / Dental Office Grunt
So.... is there any way I can purchase this product with the Danny translation in the instructions?
(ID #598478) Posted on 2009/05/10 04:49
lmao I was just thinking that, laughing all the way as I read the post
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