Cutie Doll
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Wed 2008/01/23 03:24
Cutie Doll is a brand of companion dolls with a difference. While Candy Girls cost about 600,000 yen (5,641 USD), Cutie Dolls cost only 50,000 yen (470 USD) - not bad for an incredibly realistic companion loaded with the latest technology from the land of the rising sun.
Below: Cutie Doll is designed with the fickle master in mind - if you get bored of her face, you can just rip it off and wrap another one over her head.
Notice that the Cutie Doll comes with a multi purpose port - takes USB, Firewire, VGA or whatever you decide to put in it.
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Tue 01/22 07:27 comments (80)
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Thu 01/10 02:39 comments (107)
LOL, interetsing is all I can say. I can't see it coming in a discreet brown box when ordered on the internet so I think I'll leave it in the store. Crazy imagination though the guys who come up with these dolls haha!
(ID #70386) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:03
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
^O^ Can't stop
(ID #70387) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:08
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
LOL! Love the sarcasm used in this post. Latest in Technology indeed! Would prefer a hot real girl anytime
(ID #70388) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:18
Director/Technical Director, Cameraman
lol cant believe people put money into production of these things. Dont investors realize that these things arn't that good.
(ID #70389) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:18
What the h... I guess I prefer Candygirls here... If I don't have the choice. "Evil spirit, begone!"
(ID #70390) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:18
CEO MIrai Inc
Windbell, sarcasm? doko doko?!
(ID #70391) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:19
EMULATION!!! I'll pass. XD
(ID #70392) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:25
Looks like the Cherry 2000 is doomed.
(ID #70393) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:25
This thing is beyond creepy . . .
(ID #70394) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:29
wooorddd.... blah... anyway, I thought this would be a pretty cool addition to your site/any gundam fan =3 http://www.hlj.com/top/App Char hoodies! check them out =3... I might get one for shuffling... damn, it would be pretty interesting :P
(ID #70396) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:34
Choo can't replace da wimenz!!! NOOOO!!!! This is, I think, a little weirder looking than Candy Girl. Still liking Candy Girl more... looks more like a work of art.
(ID #70397) Posted on 2008/01/23 03:38
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
this is quite wierd. almost as wierd as having real life idols don anime looks (pre-july post). I think candy girls will still remain as the top choice for people who care... not that i buy em.
(ID #70399) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:10
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
ROFL Even though it's creepy, ugly and weird... it's well, an upgrade (or should I say, a plugin) to tenga cups and... CUP NUDES. Of course, for 10 times the price, Candy Dolls looks much better. What I don't understand is this: Why don't they just use the already existing dakimakuras, insert addon *there*, and tadaaaa! A much better and cheaper rendition than this one. And that idol blow up doll. Shure you can't dress it, make it sit in chairs and create limited poses... but I don't see the fun of that. I guess it's a matter of personal taste. But I must say that this Cutie Doll "eyes" reminds me of one thing and one thing only: soggy granny tits. :P
(ID #70400) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:12
I never thought I would say this: I perfer Candy Girls. Sigh. I hope my gf doesnt read this.
(ID #70401) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:17
*Explodes due to 50000 damage*
(ID #70402) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:20
LMAO! that was funny and scary at the same time... mostly funny
(ID #70403) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:24
even if cutie doll comes with 1 yr free supply of tenga...i still need to choose candy girl - i will have to use my hand then.
(ID #70404) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:29
Software Engineer
A very funny review. I'm assuming these are only available online ... i couldn't imagine anyone buying one in person .... i find it hard to imagine anyone buying one full stop for that matter.
(ID #70405) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:31
Engineer by weekdays, Hikki by weekends
I shat bricks @__@ Still prefer SuperDollfie above all :)
(ID #70406) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:32
Now that's just wrong.
(ID #70407) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:33
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
For 50,000 yen not a bad alternative, really. Hmm, might even give it a try if I'm desperate (but I'm not) ^^
(ID #70408) Posted on 2008/01/23 04:48
That's one hell of a scary doll.
(ID #70413) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:24
Their "happy/surprised" facial expression either scares me or cracks me up...for some reason i cant decide between either. lol
(ID #70414) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:27
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That all I can say.
(ID #70415) Posted on 2008/01/23 05:37
WHY?????? I can hear the guys around me squeal and buy roundtrip tickets already.
(ID #70417) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:04
Motion Graphics Designer
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!~ *runs away*
(ID #70418) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:06
anime/cosplay events organizer
OH FUK >< I CAN'T UNSEE IT >< i guess we could categorize this as the Poor Otaku's toy. i'd rather buy Candy Girl than this lolz XDDD
(ID #70419) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:10
Failure
Are you all insane?! this is real emulated emulation! top of the line next generation technology! Im sure it would even put aliens a thousand years ahead of us to shame with its technological prowess! Id totally take this over anything any day!!1! [/sarcasm]
(ID #70420) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:17
That was the most brilliant review I've ever read Danny, I had my doubts but you've convinced me to get one today! *shudder* I have to say, it is a lot more affordable... in all honestly I'm frightened to know how many auctually sell.
(ID #70421) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:24
Senior Software & Systems Developer
I'ĺl save neither unless it's really far to the shore. In that case I'll pick the one with the best flotation potential. BTW. that's just wrong and scary in so many ways including the fact that there will be people who would buy this.
(ID #70422) Posted on 2008/01/23 06:34
Part trooper, part -timer, 100% loser...
*Blegh*Puke*Blargh* OMG! DAMN! WTF! I hope nobody died when reading this post... Those pair of "eyes" sure are realistic... Two words, UG-LY~
(ID #70424) Posted on 2008/01/23 07:14
Hotdog Repairman
Err... this poor man's candy girl is definitely one of the strangest things I've seen on here. I have no words to describe what I just witness. Danny's sense of humor saves the day, but I'm still left speechless pondering "Why?!"
(ID #70426) Posted on 2008/01/23 08:00
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
i felt like a part of me just died after reaing this post... o_O
(ID #70427) Posted on 2008/01/23 08:08
Btw, Danny, best review... ever!! And, worst product... ever!! XD
(ID #70429) Posted on 2008/01/23 08:37
Working in a supermarket T0T
Why is the only thought that i have that this is pillowhumping gone to the extreme? T0T how on earth can *mounting* such a thing be satisfactionary? :S you made my noodles taste bad Danny XD.
(ID #70430) Posted on 2008/01/23 09:15
Online Shop
This is scary... Maybe they will display these dolls at Nakano Broadway now, waaa!!!
(ID #70431) Posted on 2008/01/23 09:47
you...are...joking...right? (sarcastically)
(ID #70433) Posted on 2008/01/23 11:47
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!! *covers eyes and runs away*
(ID #70434) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:10
technology ftw
(ID #70436) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:42
1 word. WOAH
(ID #70437) Posted on 2008/01/23 12:53
..and I thought the remake of Dawn of the Dead was scary. :D
(ID #70438) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:19
Afro-ed Student
NO CUTIE DOLL! Give us back our Candy Girl ( /ДT)
(ID #70439) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:20
networker
ck...ck...danny..danny..hehe, but the dool so cute..:">
(ID #70440) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:21
The "blank DNA clone" is reaaally scary... Awesome review Danny, loved it! :D
(ID #70441) Posted on 2008/01/23 13:36
McMaster Engineering Level I
Can i let both drown and die a miserable death? Awesome. Lets do that.
(ID #70443) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:06
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
ya i'll buy it. makes a good punching bag i suppose. ('~')
(ID #70444) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:11
quite an ugly doll. people say they have nightmares about candy girls...not anymore! now the scariest thing on the market is a cutie doll!
(ID #70445) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:19
University Student.
If the Candy Girl was the Saber Miko Costume one which I saw in Asobit Chara-City Chara in Akihabara, I'll save it! A Definite no go for the Cutie Doll, it scares me!! >
(ID #70446) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:51
WTF!? I mean damn leave it to Japan to invent something ahhh interesting i guess? I can see why the birth rate is so low lol just kidding i guess. i guess these dolls could be for practice i mean nothing the beats the real thing right???
(ID #70447) Posted on 2008/01/23 14:52
i think that's the worst thing I've ever seen
(ID #70448) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:19
Am I the only one deeply disturbed by the setting in which some of these suggestive photo's were taken (schoolroom, children's playground)?
(ID #70449) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:19
working to pay for figures etc.
Wow. Sure beats those crude silicone things... for scaring birds off your cabbages, that is.
(ID #70450) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:28
Ugh, look awful, like bags of potatoes or stuff... anyone can be excited looking a ting like that??
(ID #70451) Posted on 2008/01/23 15:59
that doll fails
(ID #70452) Posted on 2008/01/23 16:38
ひきこもり/Hikikomori. Suits my current state more than a 大学生/University Student. ^^
Uuuuhhh... I seem to be the only one who thinks this doll has some attractiveness. ^^
(ID #70453) Posted on 2008/01/23 16:47
I'd rather have the mannequins at boutiques than this.
(ID #70454) Posted on 2008/01/23 16:57
Student
move aside barbie! =03
(ID #70455) Posted on 2008/01/23 17:59
@Gordon, that part of you that died was weak part, now you are stronger.
(ID #70456) Posted on 2008/01/23 18:07
man, thats is one creepy and ugly looking doll, especially with the big boobs version :D
(ID #70460) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:15
can i say scary, or wholesomely unattractive? I rather own a candy girl if i could afford it.
(ID #70461) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:18
Student, Otaku, She-Geek(Sheek lol)
The way the eyes wobble after being fondled is downright disturbing... When they're dressed they dont look as bad.... it's just the fact that they're basically a massive Yoodoo doll(see www.firebox.com to see wot Im talking bout, they were on dragons den)
(ID #70465) Posted on 2008/01/23 19:57
wow..........this is just....disturbing
(ID #70466) Posted on 2008/01/23 20:17
Student
...although come to think of it itts much cheaper than the real thing and at least it wont slap you in the face if you say somthing wrong. lols =03
(ID #70467) Posted on 2008/01/23 20:17
.NET/Web Developer
ok...japan is getting weirder and weirder everyday. I'm not even going to choose between the two in the poll. lol.
(ID #70468) Posted on 2008/01/23 20:24
As if Candy Girls were not creepy enough, we now have something like this. The whole idea of just switching faces like that is just kind of creepy to me. It's like skinning a live person *Omg Texas Chainsaw D=*. Candy Girl is definitely better, but I wouldn't rescue either one. I say, decorate them a bit and they would be pretty good as Halloween decorations
(ID #70469) Posted on 2008/01/23 21:04
Hardly a chobits persocom, this seems bit of an insult :P
(ID #70470) Posted on 2008/01/23 21:14
Composer-DJ-Sound Design.作曲家
hmmm.. haha wow.
(ID #70471) Posted on 2008/01/23 23:11
Student Otaku (ITM Student) and ACG NA Staff
That is sooo wacked in soooo many levels!!!! A doll that you can use for your imaginations desires...
(ID #70472) Posted on 2008/01/23 23:23
Project Administrator
OMFG I completely LOL'd at the "multi purpose port" part... good one XD XD XD Still ROFLing...
(ID #70479) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:01
Visual Communications and Web 2.0
scary scary scary, lol
(ID #70481) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:56
I think the coverable blank face may be a drawback... doesn't it feel stranger to have a box full of faces and body parts than several candy girls sitting around your room?
(ID #70482) Posted on 2008/01/24 03:04
College Student
Hmm, I think the customers would "turn" them off due to it's appearance.
(ID #70484) Posted on 2008/01/24 03:56
that is sick. that thing looks like an underage kid. me thinks that this is a scam to catch pervs!!! or, at least use it to catch pervs!!!!!!!!!! gah.....
(ID #70485) Posted on 2008/01/24 03:59
Candy Girl- Realistic, Functional, Quality Product, Unique. Cutie Doll- Stuffed, Very unappealing, detachable face(eww). Thats all that I can think of for right now. Although Im never gonna buy either one of these dolls (not into that kinda stuff), the Cutie Doll just cant compete. For the 4 percent that said they liked Cutie doll over Candy Girl you should do this: 1)Buy a bag of cotton. 2)Print out all the different pictures of Mirri. http://www.dannychoo.com/mascot/eng/ 3)Velcro any picture of Mirri you want to the bag (they are all swappable). 4)Cut a slit at the bottom. 5)Have you way!! This will save you 4%'ers a whole bunch of money. Enjoy! :)
(ID #70489) Posted on 2008/01/24 04:13
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21 22:31)
Aimless Traveler
Bricks were shat.
(ID #70490) Posted on 2008/01/24 04:44
hmmmm, I don't think you call it "Cutie" at all.
(ID #70491) Posted on 2008/01/24 06:27
Hobby Store clerk guy thing...
D: w-what???
(ID #70494) Posted on 2008/01/24 08:58
Student
OTL
(ID #70516) Posted on 2008/01/24 11:04
lol of epic.
(ID #70521) Posted on 2008/01/24 11:15
Student
Man, looks cheap and creeper at the same time. Its looks wrong in the first place. XD
(ID #70527) Posted on 2008/01/24 12:12
これは凄い！ｗ
(ID #70532) Posted on 2008/01/24 12:33
Upon first seeing this, I thought it was a joke. Sadly, they try to market such a lousy product not even worth the price. I can sew sh*t better than that, and I can't sew.
(ID #70605) Posted on 2008/01/25 01:34
Holy crap LOL XD I guess these are for the NEETs / Otakus / Hikikimoris(sp?) who can't get laid eh? =(
(ID #70670) Posted on 2008/01/25 13:41
WTF?!?! LOL!
(ID #70688) Posted on 2008/01/25 19:10
Lowlife
thanks japan
(ID #70724) Posted on 2008/01/26 02:56
feakin weird and sick ill take 2 jk :P that would be nasty like 1/10,000 of 2 girls 1 cup but thats still very nasty and its deformed like micheal jacksons nose
(ID #70726) Posted on 2008/01/26 03:02
These people are sick! Why does the sex doll have to look like a little girl???!!!
(ID #70771) Posted on 2008/01/27 00:09
Freaks xD
(ID #70904) Posted on 2008/01/28 20:59
A W E S O M E is all I can say to this post rofl.
(ID #193679) Posted on 2008/05/22 13:27
INTERESTING~~!! too much work to make it perfect.
(ID #322874) Posted on 2008/10/04 16:48
Student / Wannabe Artist
doll = epic fail just pay a few hundred dollars at the corner and get yourself a real girl! lol dolls will never be able to replace real women, XD
(ID #461155) Posted on 2009/01/25 07:43
Another Otaku Shoujo
candy girl forward XD
(ID #519547) Posted on 2009/03/13 06:24
Schoolkid
Win.
(ID #624853) Posted on 2009/05/29 05:30
Student, health worker
Hahaaha, HOW ATTRACTIVE, Y/Y? *bleaches eyes*
(ID #634648) Posted on 2009/06/05 14:35
Not a real doll.
(ID #634678) Posted on 2009/06/05 15:01
NOooo...... Where's the bleach again, I got to wash my eyes.....
(ID #634688) Posted on 2009/06/05 15:14
I will rescue neither. Seriously both are too much for me.
(ID #634732) Posted on 2009/06/05 16:04
Item = scary! ~hides under desk~ But the review is really funny. Wonder if they sell o lot of these. Wouldn't it be better to invest in humanoid robot technology instead of that crap?
(ID #634874) Posted on 2009/06/05 20:16
Otaku, US Army, Student (Political Science)
Candy Girls don't scare me but Cutie Dolls do...horribly.
(ID #635513) Posted on 2009/06/06 07:31
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