Evengelion Asuka
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Mon 2007/11/05 00:33
Dont click through if you are eating or dont like to see images which may stick in your head for a while. But if you want to see more pics of lovely Asuka then Douzo.
"Douzo" [どうぞ] means "by all means" or "go ahead."
I've seen some pretty odd figures in my short career as an otaku but never seen something like this. Not sure what type of person would ever want this.
I hope there wasn't anybody in the middle of eating chocolate, curry, laksa, peanut butter on toast, steak n kidney pie, sausages or drinking lemonade or ginger ale.
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So luck I had to refresh the page. I just finished eating a Reese's Peanut butter cup before the images loaded. *whew*
(ID #62113) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:25
Student
Oh dear lord. This is the first time that I saw such a figure like this.
(ID #62114) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:37
What kind of human being would have a figure like this?
(ID #62116) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:42
The world is sick. Japan is sicker.
(ID #62117) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:48
Student
Wow, I agree, who would even want to buy this? If my friends came over and saw me with this they'd be like "WTF!" for weeks. Its just weird in general and it made me almost want to throw away my Kit-Kat bar.
(ID #62118) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:51
filmaker
i love this!!!
(ID #62120) Posted on 2007/11/04 23:53
Student
Wow lol. Out of all fetishes I've seen, that's gotta be the weirdest. Also, that looks like a modded version of... this figure: http://www.tmpanime.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1899 Interesting to say the least. My parents would probably be more comfortable with me having cast off figures on my desk than "Bathroom Asuka." ^^;
(ID #62121) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:00
that's a healthy sized coil...i hope this isnt officialy liscenced or anything...
(ID #62122) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:00
Well....... If this doesn't reach an all time low, I'm not sure what does! Funny, I'm craving a Snickers candy bar all of the sudden!
(ID #62124) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:08
Professional Student
Now this is something I didn't expect to see.... Japan's creativity knows no bounds!
(ID #62125) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:11
*facepalm*
(ID #62126) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:24
How odd.... This is an EXTREMELY niche figure.... She's doing an awful big 'jobbie' for such a wee (no pun intended) gal!
(ID #62127) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:47
whisky (Registered on 2007/10/06 22:37)
Mmm..you usually pee, THEN take a dump. To take a dump AND pee at the same time...LOL.
(ID #62128) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:50
lol, I think it's pretty cool! ...not that I would buy it, mind you, but the figure is very wellmade (or very well-modded, as pointed out by kintaro) ^^"
(ID #62129) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:52
Service desk support
ah, so that figure appears again. For those worried among you, it's a custom job so you won't find it in some shop. still, some ppl have way too much time on their hands...
(ID #62130) Posted on 2007/11/05 00:53
Nice figure hack. Taht's why i like dannychoo.com. You never know waht's on the next post.
(ID #62132) Posted on 2007/11/05 01:08
I was going to post something witty, but I'm at a loss for words...
(ID #62133) Posted on 2007/11/05 01:11
I love that there's grunge at the bottom of the toilet. That's got to be the funniest figures I've seen in a long time.
(ID #62135) Posted on 2007/11/05 01:29
hmmph!Bwarghh!*puke
(ID #62136) Posted on 2007/11/05 01:30
e-jump in Malaysia
BTW, can i have a source on the top asuka with bandage boobs? -> asukafigures2.jpg
(ID #62137) Posted on 2007/11/05 01:53
I just lost my life... Continue? No!
(ID #62138) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:00
Aimless Traveler
HOLY SH1T I CANNOT UNSEE IT! JAPAN, YOU ARE INDEED SUPERIOR WITH MIND RAPE! CAPS LOCK IN CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
(ID #62139) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:05
this is just as bad as 2 girl 1 cup
(ID #62140) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:14
Lol, gross...I thought you were going to show ero pictures of an Asuka by Goodsmile lol.
(ID #62141) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:14
...That's just entirely gross.... Get outa here!!
(ID #62142) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:22
that is so sick.....I just ate my breakfast and this asuka.....
(ID #62143) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:32
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA oh God i can't breathe. wow, that is unbelievably hilarious. awesome (and disturbing) find, danny.
(ID #62145) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:35
radical anime fan in Singapore; starting to freeze up. Mmm, end-of-year weather. (Registered on 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
My sanity just flew out of the window. Forerunners save me.
(ID #62146) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:43
that would be a really long and wide piece of poo
(ID #62147) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:45
Anime Retailer
Made me laugh REAL hard... But the fun is over... I almost want it just to shock people and have it as a coffee-table piece to start conversation... Yes, I think I'll place it right on top of Der Mond >)
(ID #62148) Posted on 2007/11/05 02:47
yum =x
(ID #62149) Posted on 2007/11/05 03:07
thats a very large dang i say... what have you been eating Asuka?? i guess you dont have close-up pictures of her huh danny
(ID #62150) Posted on 2007/11/05 03:42
NEET (no, student...)
ouch... honestly... but the top picture... is that Asuka? That looks more like Kagalli with Asuka's suit on...
(ID #62152) Posted on 2007/11/05 04:01
Lowlife
That's pretty hot.
(ID #62153) Posted on 2007/11/05 04:02
Hajime Saito in Santiago of Chile
wuak... x_x and the figure on the top, is Azuka? (yes, the same question XD) its so rare.. but cute too =P
(ID #62156) Posted on 2007/11/05 04:28
err... (first time ever that I am so disgusted I have nothing to say)
(ID #62157) Posted on 2007/11/05 04:50
Web Design & Development
sort of want? :S
(ID #62158) Posted on 2007/11/05 05:39
e-jump in Malaysia
@Donny If I remember correctly, Danny's family roots do trace back to Malaysia. Still no sauce on the bondage Asuka on top? oh internets~
(ID #62161) Posted on 2007/11/05 06:43
IT Developer
*speechless*.. that's just so wrong @_@
(ID #62162) Posted on 2007/11/05 06:45
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
LOL! I already saw that some time ago... I'd love to have it. Specially because you can just turn it around, and only catch people who messes with your stuff. I'd love to see their reaction. Asuka is a human being too you know, she shits and pees as everyone else. Wait a minute
(ID #62163) Posted on 2007/11/05 07:07
Lucky I wasn't on my favourite laksa today. orz
(ID #62164) Posted on 2007/11/05 07:07
Huh...I was expecting the usual cross-dressing pictures. What a surprising turn of events....Good thing I slowly scroll down the page this time. Once, i saw Asuka crouching like that I pretty much knew what the rest was. Nothing much to comment on that figure. But who hell were the 17% of people who voted "yes"? I hope they were just joking.
(ID #62165) Posted on 2007/11/05 07:08
Pseudo-Graphic Designer
Well... now... that's quite interesting... It's a good thing it's the middle of the night and I'm not doing anything else. Good thing I don't get grossed out easily either... Honestly though. If it's just the pee I'd get it... but with the poo, it's just too much lol. O.o What the hell am I saying?!?! I blame end of daylight savings time for making me stay up this late XD
(ID #62166) Posted on 2007/11/05 07:10
TK-8316 / 宅男 Otaku / 工程师 Engineer
well i was expecting mirai's head to cover it and a "click to see full picture" option... >_<
(ID #62175) Posted on 2007/11/05 08:39
Web designer
That is the grossest "figure" I've ever seen. I was JUST watching Evangelion (for the first time, on ep 15). What a great series, can't wait to see the new movies. ...Man, stab me indeed!
(ID #62177) Posted on 2007/11/05 08:53
Analyst
Look at the size of that brown-trout!!! For a small girl she can crimp off some serious length.
(ID #62182) Posted on 2007/11/05 09:28
Another figure for fetishes, I take it? Bleh...there's always something for everyone. =
(ID #62185) Posted on 2007/11/05 09:37
Only in Japan, man. Only in Japan...
(ID #62186) Posted on 2007/11/05 09:38
interestin and creativ but not my kind of figure. i'll skip or ask danny to stab instead.
(ID #62188) Posted on 2007/11/05 10:14
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
I am at a lost for words....
(ID #62193) Posted on 2007/11/05 11:46
My god, horrible stuff, this people have serious mental sick...
(ID #62199) Posted on 2007/11/05 12:49
1st year Civil Engineering Student
what the... wow Danny mention laksa!!! My favourite local food here...
(ID #62205) Posted on 2007/11/05 13:39
WTF!?
(ID #62206) Posted on 2007/11/05 13:41
wow.......... horrible..............
(ID #62207) Posted on 2007/11/05 13:45
Pro Fansub Downloader
yes please...stab me in the eyes!
(ID #62212) Posted on 2007/11/05 14:14
LMAO!!! You know the only reason why I love this figure is because I *HATE* Evengelion, this only emphasizes my point that the show is crap. xD
(ID #62214) Posted on 2007/11/05 14:44
. . . *cry*
(ID #62216) Posted on 2007/11/05 14:49
What the hell? That is very disturbing...WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THIS?!
(ID #62225) Posted on 2007/11/05 16:08
.NET/Web Developer
that is just so wrong on! >_
(ID #62228) Posted on 2007/11/05 16:17
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
shitting and peeing at the same time... what a talent :P
(ID #62244) Posted on 2007/11/05 18:28
O_o ...Her stream of poo is oddly straight down. XD BTW chun, shitting and peeing at the same time is far from unique.
(ID #62252) Posted on 2007/11/05 19:19
@ E-Jump I was pretty curious how Danny knew about laksa too. Went to his About page and turns out his father is Jimmy Choo. ^^; doh!
(ID #62257) Posted on 2007/11/05 20:16
i wonder if you can rip the figure off and put her on a regular little chair...if so...would buy one! if not...pleeez stab me! would rather not add a crapping figure to my collection, thanx. ^^
(ID #62261) Posted on 2007/11/05 21:28
Honestly, who makes that face during? If you look that happy when using the facilities, then something is wrong with you. Just like if you would want to own this figure. "so, what did you sculpt today?"... "oh, me? I sculpted poo!" ...."I .. I see... cough cough."
(ID #62266) Posted on 2007/11/05 22:52
holy see through toilets batman!!.....that is just nasty!, who in their right mind would buy that??...ive seen some really unique figures in my days surfing ebay/hlj/ans 1999.co, but that takes the cake!....whichever company c.e.o sighned the ok for the figure like that has some issues!!
(ID #62269) Posted on 2007/11/05 23:19
College student and soldier
Dear Japan: Sometimes I love you. Sometimes I hate you. This is a moment when I hate you.
(ID #62271) Posted on 2007/11/05 23:38
It is big feces
(ID #62294) Posted on 2007/11/06 02:34
Network security professional
No , STAB ME NOW. Honestly who would want this? Besides the hardcore EVA fan
(ID #62302) Posted on 2007/11/06 03:04
anime/cosplay events organizer
LOL figure XDDD i'll flush that down the toilet XDDD
(ID #62318) Posted on 2007/11/06 04:52
IT TechGuy
ahhahahha Cant believe someone actually done this.
(ID #62368) Posted on 2007/11/06 09:48
I don't mind the first figure (wearing half the plug suit), but the feces is just an absolute no-no. Danny: It's funny you mention Laksa
(ID #62450) Posted on 2007/11/06 21:11
bored salaryman
err.... i don't mind having that a liitle modification will makes asuka shines again. especially I need to get rid of the brown part in the bottom (>.
(ID #62466) Posted on 2007/11/07 00:21
OtakuFuel and XSportSeeker have the right idea. It's definitely not to my "taste"(;p), but it would be worth it for the shock value and lulz. XD
(ID #62774) Posted on 2007/11/08 14:03
Asuka sometimes has to satisfy some physiological needs. But implying it would have been much enough already. If one has such fetishes, well, enjoy. Education made us be afraid of our own poo. Quite crazy if you ask me, but I know a figure on the "porcelain throne" is not something I would appreciate. Far from it.
(ID #62795) Posted on 2007/11/08 16:41
Bingo-chan in O-High-O
Lol @ DRAGUN Seriously, now I'm really convinced that the Japanese anime collectible industry has made everything that anybody could ever want...or not, in this case.
(ID #62955) Posted on 2007/11/10 01:47
Why danny why did you post something like this! Now i dont want to watch eva since i just showed it to a friend and it got me in the mood to watch it but all i can think of is that picture. :( :( 2 sad faces for you Japan.
(ID #63109) Posted on 2007/11/11 05:18
Wow, just wow, the only reason this is interesting is it's capacity as a commentary on Evangelion merchandising.
(ID #66744) Posted on 2007/12/12 11:17
Full-time slacker A.K.A College Student
I'm a giant fan of NGE and a bigger fan of Asuka, but I would never get that figure.
(ID #67773) Posted on 2007/12/25 01:01
Student, Storyboard Artist, Graphic Novelist (soon to be)
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? Is the company that owns Evangelion Responsible? If not, what are the copyright laws in japan that allows this to happen! (This last statement neither confirms or deny the agree or disagreement of these figures.)
(ID #214233) Posted on 2008/06/16 14:50