Cup Nude
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Thu 2007/11/01 08:07
You've guessed it folks - a Tenga variation disguised as Nissin's Cup Noodle. The idea behind this is that you can keep these among your Cup Noodles at home and nobody would know that its actually a bukkake container. Just be careful not to mix these up with a real Cup Noodle could end up with nasty burns on your middle leg.
So how does it all work? Full instructions are available at the online shop where you can buy it (380 yen) and the simple translation is below.
1.Whip out your Dengeki Hime or idol pictures (depending on whether you are a 2D or 3D kinda person) and pop open the lid to Cup Nude.
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HAHA OH WOW! ....I seriously need one of these just for the lol factor
(ID #61754) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:02
I can never get my salty fix from cup-a-noodle again. Gag!!
(ID #61755) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:04
Web Developer/ウェブデベロッパー, Photographer/写真や
Hahaha! Very nicely disguised! There are a couple of cup noodles in the pantry . Wonder if any of them are cup nudes... ^^;
(ID #61756) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:08
Daigakusei [Consular and Diplomatic Affairs]
oooh! cup noodles finally has a use ^^ lolers~
(ID #61757) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:12
They should add a flavour seasoner for the gel in cup nuke =X
(ID #61758) Posted on 2007/11/01 08:46
erdpilz
In the ladie's version? Why, a carrot of course! Even says curry on the outside ;-)
(ID #61760) Posted on 2007/11/01 09:45
soon-to-be 2nd year Civil Engineering student
lol... for a moment I thought the other one was curry(kare) flavour.
(ID #61762) Posted on 2007/11/01 09:48
CG artist, Sunrise Emotion
Good heavens no !
(ID #61763) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:10
Otaku
XD I rad about this a while ago and am full of ZOMG want
(ID #61764) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:17
anime/cosplay events organizer
HELLO! JAPAN!!! Cup Noodles is the new american pie XDDD
(ID #61766) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:23
Web Design & Development
I want one just so I can say I have it.
(ID #61767) Posted on 2007/11/01 10:53
disturbing... very disturbing. i am even more disturbed by the ladies version WTF
(ID #61770) Posted on 2007/11/01 11:40
Designer & Animator
Very interesting... If I go to Japan again I want to get one
(ID #61773) Posted on 2007/11/01 12:29
whoa, this is just disturbing i mean ppl are not that stupid, the cup cover is nude anyway maybe a "disposable" in the cup nude for woman
(ID #61775) Posted on 2007/11/01 12:43
disposable dildo in the woman"cup nude" sorry for double post
(ID #61776) Posted on 2007/11/01 12:44
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
LOL! Like someone already said... I thought that the other one was for curry! Anyways, interesting concept. But not exactly fooling anyone... XD At least not the people who already know about it... I imagine someone getting caught right in "action"... "oops, I dropped my cup noodles on my lap... heh".
(ID #61777) Posted on 2007/11/01 12:57
Hangmen13 in Sabah, Malaysia, but now studying in KL (still the same country) (Registered on 2007/04/21 22:31)
Aimless Traveler
Good heavens YES! Tactical fapping action! I'd definitely like to have a lifetime supply of Cup Nude and sell it at exorbitant price in my country.
(ID #61778) Posted on 2007/11/01 13:07
Service desk support
a stealth fap option? whatever happened to the good old locked door? In any case, lets just hope that no user accidentally mixes up his cup nude with an actual cup noodle!!!
(ID #61780) Posted on 2007/11/01 13:13
.... Noodles please
(ID #61784) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:40
you know what, i was actually having a nice cup noodle when i read about this post, i don't think i can finish it anymore. thanks danny, you owe me a cup noodle, lol.
(ID #61786) Posted on 2007/11/01 14:55
Hahaha, very funny stuff!! And I bet it taste good, also
(ID #61787) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:13
Games addicted
OO...Unbelivable....
(ID #61789) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:26
五〇一軍团 TK8316 Singapore Garrison Public Relations Officer
i'll rather have something i can eat.
(ID #61791) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:30
Dog of the Country
that's a damn big mushroom. new concept that could possibly win tenga~~ and it's super disguise.. Who knows, FREEDOM project might like it
(ID #61792) Posted on 2007/11/01 15:33
I guess Nissin should sue them. Tenga seemed a funny (in both meanings) invention, but this takes the cake. And pretending that it is for eating while it is for personal... urges (you see what I mean) is something that is not acceptable. Shame to Tenga makers. This is too much.
(ID #61795) Posted on 2007/11/01 16:13
Something to do with cars
Nanda kore? this is taking the phrase " playing with food" to a whole new level... i've nothing to comment but crossing food with *ahem* is quite... tasteless. i hope there's no refill for this (oh my god! i gave them an idea!!!)
(ID #61797) Posted on 2007/11/01 16:46
Uhhhhh....its cup noodle.You don't believe me? Why is it pink? Uhhh...its a new flavor called pink, all the rage in Japan ^^.
(ID #61800) Posted on 2007/11/01 16:59
Wow...
(ID #61808) Posted on 2007/11/01 19:51
.NET/Web Developer
Is tenga selling well in Japan. Coz i doubt they'd be doing this if business is not doing well. Wonder what they'll come up with next. Their products are simply mind-blowing...in a not so good way. @_@
(ID #61811) Posted on 2007/11/01 20:08
CEO MIrai Inc
Tiny Red Man, LOL Gordon, You can! blauereiter, You should have these in your movies.
(ID #61818) Posted on 2007/11/02 00:16
Lol this just seems sooo wrong! ^w^
(ID #61822) Posted on 2007/11/02 00:23
Haha - first fleshlight, then tenga, now cup nude! Ingenious, and somewhat scary. Im sure people who cant afford one will try it with a (cooled down) cup noodle! Love the comment on sticking the insert in your bosses pocket! Haha :-D
(ID #61824) Posted on 2007/11/02 01:01
Student
ew lol can it melt???
(ID #61827) Posted on 2007/11/02 01:21
ガハハッ！ 間違って湯を入れてしまいそうw
(ID #61832) Posted on 2007/11/02 02:56
Visual Communications and Web 2.0
I LOVE THEM, I remember when we got them for the first time back when I lived in Belarus. My family went crazy. I mean crazy. We eat them all the time every day. Until we simply could not anymore lol. I used to take them to school and everything. Mhhhh maybe I should go buy some. Now I rarely eat instant made noodles, but I very much like them. I simply now try to eat more home meals with lots of veggi.
(ID #61835) Posted on 2007/11/02 03:31
*Ahem* Boris, I guess you got confused by the actual subject. Or maybe you wanted to pull a stunt. Not sure.
(ID #61841) Posted on 2007/11/02 04:19
By the way, is that a boot in image #6?! *laughs* The lady on the cup looks nice though. *Ahem* *Warps away*
(ID #61842) Posted on 2007/11/02 04:26
lol, nice idea, nice hiding of the "real" thing...
(ID #61843) Posted on 2007/11/02 04:37
Animator/ graphic designer
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm. what??! thats some clever disguise there..
(ID #61845) Posted on 2007/11/02 04:43
Visual Communications and Web 2.0
lol oh yea forgot to mention that.... i was just talking about noodles in general, not the male thingy ones AHAHAHHAHAA i don't think i would want to eat this ones, its kind of scary LOL
(ID #61849) Posted on 2007/11/02 06:11
Polytechnic Senior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer, Pokemon Indexer.
*Bangs Head On Table Laughing*
(ID #61885) Posted on 2007/11/02 14:56
@Boris, LOL! Ahhh.. Im glad someone else has a sick mind. Wow, I think the tenga cup looks nicer. I can see a tourist buying this and then going to eat it thinking it tastes funny.
(ID #61946) Posted on 2007/11/03 05:12
Anime Retailer
Did you hide this in plain site in front of your keyboard also? ;)
(ID #61954) Posted on 2007/11/03 05:54
jasimp
the cup size seems too short in the picture..probably tailor made for Japanese guys. For gaijin, they probably have to add an extra 30% "noodle" to make the cup taller.
(ID #61968) Posted on 2007/11/03 10:53
Electro/Dance Musician, DJ
My girlfriend asked how does it work, I told her you basically just f*ck a cup. At least I think that's what you do, you never know with the Japanese.
(ID #61977) Posted on 2007/11/03 16:57
Cup Nude Kare is a brilliant idea, keke. I really wonder how it works.
(ID #61989) Posted on 2007/11/03 18:38
COLORSUCKER, come one now. You just dont go and F__k the thing, you have to warm it up first, get to know it, re-assure it that you love it very much and then F__K it. Its all about the foreplay. Lol.
(ID #61997) Posted on 2007/11/03 19:13
とうとう本物が出たんだね
(ID #62295) Posted on 2007/11/06 03:00
Anigao Kigurumi Cosplayer, Professional mask maker.
O...M...Gawd... haha Screwing a cup noodle is such a good source of laughter, apart from what its meant for IMO.
(ID #62401) Posted on 2007/11/06 13:52
Grocery Store Clerk
I can understand the need for something like that. for those like me that work long hours at odd times are have some tension.
(ID #72063) Posted on 2008/02/11 18:23
So... I wasn't supposed to eat that bowl of Cup Nude... I think I need to go lie down now... Note to Self: Cup Nude = Not Edible
(ID #216531) Posted on 2008/06/19 05:22
Vampire
This is something you would see a parody of, but the funny thing is ... it actually exists.
(ID #292834) Posted on 2008/09/06 16:38
Programmer Trainee
Wow... haha I think I want to get that, just for the fun of it. Only Japan thinks of the craziest things.
(ID #345244) Posted on 2008/10/24 23:43
Funny.. you don't see this everyday.
(ID #396792) Posted on 2008/12/03 11:26
Daytime - Financial Assistant / Nighttime - Golden Otaku + Hardcore Gamer
This nude cup reminds me great teacher Onizuka... I am wondering how's he doing now... haha
(ID #410864) Posted on 2008/12/14 04:46
dildo (Registered on 2009/06/30 00:45)
I wish this weird stuff is available in automatic boxes selling Coke =) I'm sure everyone would slake his thirst with great pleasure! Frankly speaking, when I saw this cup for the first time, I thought that it's a kind of quick lunch :D LOL! You are what you eat!
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