Doll Friend
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Mon 2007/10/22 21:59
Today we look at the solutions to these problems.
First off is the price tag problem which is easily solved. Doll Mate (NSFW) is an online dealer that specializes in selling second hand dolls - you can pick up a Candy Girl like the one shown above for a laughable 200,000 yen. If you can forgive her for being with another man then this solution should work well for you.
The other problem of a hiding place for your Candy Girl is simple and puzzles me as to why nobody thought of it in the first place. All you do is sit her at your desk like the picture below and pretend its a friend who has come over to help with your homework.
Photos from Tabo-san.
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If you're unsure about being able to hide your doll properly, I think you shouldn't buy it at all. If you are sure of yourself and that the ones close to you don't despise or fear you as soon as you reveal your fetish, it will be all right. The point is that if you are able to keep that secret for years, you're a good ninja candidate. Danny, the thing is that if you put her in front of a desk, it is fine at first, but she doesn't move. So it's easy to see she's not a living creature... And this surely doesn't save one from being knocked out silly by his significant other (if there is one, of course). I don't believe the "personal secretary" excuse works either. So... ...Better be well-prepared mentally and plan every detail before investing in a Candygirl (and any other doll and things like eroge too)
(ID #60548) Posted on 2007/10/22 22:02
Can't wait to get my own! :D But they have to get better first. A real girl would be fine too, but in the long run probably more expensive. And besides that, they bitch all the time and don't look as cute ;)
(ID #60552) Posted on 2007/10/22 22:27
Keatz, LOL! True.. soooo true. Except for the cute part.. see, I just cant get over that vacant look in the dolls eyes (not that women dont get that look too sometimes... but if it happens during intercourse... not good). Why dont people just leave them curled up in bed and say that your new girl is sleeping in and they have to be quiet. Just change the hair color and you should be able to get away with it for a while, plus making a good reputation for yourself. Riiiiiiiight.
(ID #60553) Posted on 2007/10/22 22:43
I cant get one because I've been poison by the movie "Chuckie"
(ID #60555) Posted on 2007/10/22 23:20
Student
Sounds worse than buying a second hand bukkake figure ^^; Not sure how much they sterilize it after receiving it from the previous owner, but I still wouldn't fork the cash.
(ID #60556) Posted on 2007/10/22 23:31
Mandalorian in training + Otaku...
Wonder what poeple say when they see this in my room. 'She just visiting for work'...ugh, right^^.
(ID #60558) Posted on 2007/10/22 23:59
a sheer thought of a second hand candy girl makes me shiver (((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))
(ID #60560) Posted on 2007/10/23 00:06
still creepy...but now creepy on a budget...
(ID #60561) Posted on 2007/10/23 00:17
"Your friend isn't much of a talking person, isn't she?", "She does look very pale to me or am I wrong?", "She does like to look at your screen saver for hours, doesn't she?" "Man...I've never seen a woman who can hold her breath so long!" LOL, do I need to make up more stupid reasons as to why putting her behind the computer won't work? XD
(ID #60565) Posted on 2007/10/23 00:44
"Uhhhhh...I bought her over the internet. Why are you giving me that look?" Second hand huh...hope they sterilized her lol.
(ID #60573) Posted on 2007/10/23 02:50
i do wonder if it can be made available in prison cells? it's a welcome idea for flesh-deprived inmates. now they can probably take it easy on newly imprisoned "fresh meats".
(ID #60575) Posted on 2007/10/23 02:56
Web Design & Development
Crack whores are cheaper. Probably cleaner too.
(ID #60577) Posted on 2007/10/23 02:59
VF-25 Pilot. Universariate Scholar.
After reading your post on Bukkake figures ill never touch any second hand stuff..
(ID #60581) Posted on 2007/10/23 04:11
student - digital media
Agh, I've been seeing so much about these and I can't get over how creepy they are. Why....why!?
(ID #60586) Posted on 2007/10/23 04:26
anime/cosplay events organizer
i'd rather buy a first-hand Candy Doll instead of buying a 2nd-hand one. you will never know where that doll has been XDDD as for where to keep it...telling people that she's your friend is a great idea! XDDD
(ID #60594) Posted on 2007/10/23 05:05
....used doll parts....yeah, that's just not right...
(ID #60595) Posted on 2007/10/23 05:06
Tong-Pak-Fu (Registered on 2007/08/12 07:07)
Lets just say all used dolls are just plain used... No point in buying it unless your desperate then might as well just get yourself a hooker for a few nights.
(ID #60601) Posted on 2007/10/23 05:41
"pretend its a friend who has come over to help with your homework." and the other person is just gonna buy that excuse...no way
(ID #60610) Posted on 2007/10/23 08:41
Service desk support
If it wasn't for the prohibitive price tag, these dolls would be brilliant for playing practical jokes!! We used to have fun in uni by putting a blow up doll in a guys bed to make it look like someone was sleeping in it. It would work so much better with one of those... photos of an embarrassed mate would be a bonus!
(ID #60629) Posted on 2007/10/23 13:03
TK-8316 / 宅男 Otaku / 工程师 Engineer
firstly, i'm sorry but i cannot forgive my doll who have being with another man. i only accept a virgin. :3 secondly, having her sitting at the computer pretending to be a friend who came over for homework is genius! ^^
(ID #60630) Posted on 2007/10/23 13:07
"sit her at your desk like the picture below and pretend its a friend who has come over to help with your homework" Ahahaha! Genius! XD
(ID #60632) Posted on 2007/10/23 13:51
3D Animation Instructor
When I first saw these Candy-girl doll, I found them extremely cute, but somehow that was mixed with some feelings of guilt. If you're looking for a place to hide your doll, you can just hide it in plain sight. Dress her up and put her in a corner or pose her in a decent way and just say she was a gift from "The guys at work" or was a practical joke. At least then it wasn't your fault. I also don't think most people will find anything offensive about it if they don't know what the dolls are really for...
(ID #60642) Posted on 2007/10/23 15:22
College student and soldier
Dear God, please tell me they've been thoroughly cleaned. Inside and out.
(ID #60663) Posted on 2007/10/23 20:37
Troubleshooter, Universal Exports
Slut! ^o^ With the level of involvement I see some guy having, how can they sell their Candy Girl. Not sure I would want her at my Mac all day. She might find someone else and leave me. ^_-
(ID #60666) Posted on 2007/10/23 21:29
Dropping computers, starting all over again at Journalism
I'm kinda scared and surprized by the amount of people who didn't take the hide thing as a joke. Also, second hand sex toy? OMG, no freaking way! I'd like that as much as I'd like a second hand tooth brush or something.
(ID #60680) Posted on 2007/10/23 23:43
Director/代表取締役
XSportSeeker, Me too LOL. JapanAnime, LOL!
(ID #60688) Posted on 2007/10/24 00:01
Put on headphones to account for her unresponsiveness.
(ID #60750) Posted on 2007/10/24 13:20
codename:v in Malaysia
A second-handed car is even better, why should I fork out 200K yen for a stupid mannequin?
(ID #60754) Posted on 2007/10/24 13:39
Anime Store Owner, artist, Web master
wow, like college dating while still living at home
(ID #60870) Posted on 2007/10/25 03:23
it reallys seems scary with a second hand one.. who knows what the previous owner done to the doll itself.. lol..
(ID #61256) Posted on 2007/10/28 14:48
Absolutely Hilarious!
(ID #70483) Posted on 2008/01/24 02:56
The idea of second-hand girl feels kinda dirty. There should be enough of "one and only" CandyGirls to go around. Of course, who's gonna take care of dumpped girls!? :) It's just... how would you feel about letting somebody else driving your beloved car? When you got it back it even smells differently. Same thing when you got the girl who somebody else 'used' in a preverted way...
(ID #71390) Posted on 2008/02/03 23:29
Haha, very nice screens. But no, I won't buy a use doll. They should put a robotic skeleton on a Candy Doll, and make her move around, o_o .
(ID #175273) Posted on 2008/04/25 19:21
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(ID #221309) Posted on 2008/06/25 09:37
resident caffeine junkie
second hand dolls?!? ewww
(ID #233679) Posted on 2008/07/09 10:20
resident caffeine junkie
for 200k yen, I'd rather get that Set of Master Grade Gundam Kits. http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/4803/Fancy+the+entire+master+grade+lineup.html
(ID #233720) Posted on 2008/07/09 11:36
A second hand Candy Girl for 200k yen, Let me think first...... NO I rather spend 620k yen for a new unused one. Beside I already have place to hide it. Only take out at night when going to sleep.
(ID #257744) Posted on 2008/08/05 23:29
Grocery Store Clerk
I would not exactly have too much confidence in buying a second hand love dolly
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